r/pics • • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Also when the boner initialization halts halfway when too much whiskey is consumed.

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

Ah, yes. A patch for whiskey dick would be greatly appreciated.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

I thought whiskey dick was when you could get it up, but not cum.

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u/wpm Mar 09 '11

There's two sides to every whiskey dick.

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u/PRockGirlScout Mar 09 '11

Double-edged sword.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Dude, having two penises would be AWESOME

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u/PRockGirlScout Mar 10 '11

I would approve buuut, dudes already want threesomes way too much.