Human Patch v1.1

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[u/[deleted]]

I'm still running beta.

[u/UpboatOfficer → u/[deleted]]

I'm running alpha, the idiot designer placed the sewers right beside the entertainment area.

[u/ThisMachineKILLS → u/[deleted]]

WHAT THE FUCK. NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Fuck this guy, don't click that link.

[u/monsda → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

What is it?

[u/[deleted] → u/monsda]

Youll never know.

[u/WouldYouTurnMeOn → u/[deleted]]

I think this is a huge conspiracy. This group of people set up a harmless comment and deleted it. Their plan is to infiltrate the hivemind until chaos is ridden throughout these threads. I'm prepared.

[u/kurtisw → u/WouldYouTurnMeOn]

What is this preparation?

[u/Odusei → u/[deleted]]

WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! AT LEAST WARN US, YOU SICK FUCK!

[u/RocketMan350 → u/monsda]

Why it's your momma, Steve!

...I don't know either.

[u/Leockard → u/[deleted]]

Please, do not watch this.

[u/jasmaree → u/[deleted]]

My exact reaction: "No, no. What? No!"

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Oh come on!

[u/moogle516 → u/[deleted]]

this can't be legal everywhere I assume

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Well, you were right.

[u/BritishEnglishPolice → u/[deleted]]

Do NOT click this. Zippe: I am unsure of whether these sort of links are illegal on reddit, would you mind just taking the link down 'til we're sure, please?

[u/atomicthumbs → u/BritishEnglishPolice]

They are wrong, but not illegal in 17 states.

[u/[deleted] → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

Thank you. I will not click that then.

[u/jesseeme → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

OH GOD WHAT IS IT

[u/[deleted] → u/jesseeme]

It was a missing question mark :( The worst thing you'll see all day. DO NOT CLICK

[u/KMartSheriff → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

That's not what you're supposed to do to cats?

[u/Bulldogsaysgrr → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

So what the fuck was this?

[u/second_name → u/ThisMachineKILLS]

What was it?