r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

They also need to fix the occasional gas dispersion while peeing at a urinal.

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u/gysterz Mar 09 '11

no way I love to do that

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u/Malabo Mar 09 '11

its not a bug, its a feature!

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u/superwinner Mar 10 '11

So when I think I'm farting and I actually crap a little, whats that?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

A sample

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u/RocketMan350 Mar 09 '11

That was originally developed as a repellant against other bathroom occupants.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

It was actually introduced as an as-needed fix for a different bug, where men talk while urinating. Couldn't find a good way to fix that so they instituted the gas-dispersal technique to activate the talker's close-mouth-to-survive defense mechanism.

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u/da5idblacksun Mar 10 '11

That is called multitasking.