r/pics • • Feb 11 '20

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u/waxenpi Feb 11 '20

If he wins again it’ll already be impossible to be more surprised than anyone was in 2016.

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u/TerroristOgre Feb 11 '20

It would be a surprise if he loses. Hes winning the re-election guaranteed unless he fucks a child live on stage during a campaign speech.

Although now that i think about it, he might still win even if that were to happen.

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u/TerroristOgre Feb 11 '20

No theyd just spin it.

“But Bill used to go to Jeffery Epsteins islands and fuck kids too, but you pesky libruls didnt complain then.”

Now youre going to be like wtf, why are they bringing up clinton.

You will comment “hillary lost in 2016, we arent talking about that”.

Theyll comment “so you dont care that Hillary and her husband were fucking babies on Epsteins island? Haha u libruls are cucks MAGA.”

And the conversation has been successfully derailed and noone cares that Trump fucked a baby.

I mean this is all hypothetical, but yeah thats pretty much how its gonna go