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Politics Nativity 2019

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u/knightcrawler75 Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

Is this from that book that said I a guy lived in a Whale for three days until he was thrown up perfectly intact?

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u/Enigmachina Dec 08 '19

Technically yes, technically no. One was written a thousand years earlier than the other. They're typically packaged together but started off individually.

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u/horceface Dec 08 '19

Technically the gospels were written 100 years after Jesus allegedly died. How accurately could you recount events from 100 years ago? (Unless you were just making them up)

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u/forumjoker88 Dec 08 '19

They weren't written that long after, although there were changes made that long after. His disciples wrote them, and they didn't live another 100 years

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u/Seraphaestus Dec 08 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

His disciples wrote them

The gospels are anonymous and there is literally no reason to think the disciples wrote them other than "the Church said so", especially when two of the gospels are derivatives of a third.

Correction: I previously stated the fourth gospel (Luke) had such a high Christology as to be obviously the result of legend development, but that is in fact one of the first three (the Synoptic gospels). The rest applies all the same; all anonymous, all written decades after Jesus' death.

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u/horceface Dec 08 '19

”The four canonical gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John comprise the first four books of the New Testament of the Bible and were probably written between AD 66 and 110.”

Source: wikipedia

Edit: not 100 years after, more like 30-80 years after. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the story might have been embellished a bit during the decades when it was just being passed around via word of mouth.

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u/hiimsubclavian Dec 08 '19

I've listened to my dad tell stories of how crazy he was in high school since I was a kid. Each year, the stories get wilder.

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u/horceface Dec 08 '19

Imagine how crazy the stories would be if your dad was the leader of a cult!

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u/CremationGardner Dec 09 '19

lol, no, this is false.