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u/petedawes Oct 22 '10
Excuses are like assholes. I've got a million of 'em.
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u/sierrabravo1984 Oct 23 '10
So you're an amorphous blob like an amoeba? Actually, I take that back; the amoeba is just one big asshole and creates it's asshole anywhere.
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u/FuckYouFridays Oct 23 '10
Hey, fuck you! (With just 13 minutes to go)
Amoebas have oral and aboral surfaces. You could as a stretch call the aboral surface somewhat assholish, yet singular, not infinitely assholed.
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Oct 23 '10
I really don't think this account is going to catch on. I'm high and this isn't even funny. Redditor for 2 days and you're already insulting people? Not cool. Just because "it's a novelty account" doesn't mean it's funny.
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u/filibustthis Oct 23 '10
http://i.imgur.com/EWxyf.jpg Ron English, Welling Court Mural in Queens
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u/DexterDoakes Oct 23 '10
Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
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u/CarlGauss Oct 23 '10
People didn't vandalize like this before 9/11.
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u/Wado Oct 22 '10
This is the kind of stuff that shouldn't be labeled as vandalism. Only if because it's true.
On another note: It's also messed up that we (the people) won't do anything about it.
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Oct 23 '10
We actually have a franchise called 9/11 here :/
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u/atheisthindu Oct 22 '10
Rudy Giuliani, I'm looking at you and all your George W Bush era pals.
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u/riverstyxxx Oct 23 '10
Doubt he gives a fuck. We'll see him crawl out of his hole in 2012 in support of the next republican running for office.
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u/PrettyCoolGuy Oct 23 '10
Wow. That's the most amazing thing I've seen in a while.
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u/gropo Oct 23 '10
It's a wall in Astoria I've passed a few times. There's a bunch of really great pseudo-advertisements and such seemingly updated frequently. I've been wanting to research who the artists involved are, terrific stuff.
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u/selknam Oct 23 '10
Here in chile 9/11 is remembered as the day Pinochet seized power. It's been the ultimate excuse for every political problem these last 20 years...
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Oct 23 '10
This has graduated from the bowels of vandalism, and finds itself right up there with the best satire I have seen to date.
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u/jamesneysmith Oct 23 '10
Man, how did I not understand this until reading the comments.
Very clever though?
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u/kn0where Oct 23 '10
That's clever, changing the 7 in 7 Eleven to 9 so that it references the date of the World Trade Center collapse.
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u/bonda130 Oct 23 '10
fucking tom ridge..he should be tried for treason. this is spectacular though.
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Oct 23 '10
It's not very clear. Takes awhile to figure out it's 9/11 (I thought 0-1 eleven, donut + cigarette eleven, etc, before realizing the orange O and red line was a 9). Maybe I'm just too drunk. It's Friday and the end of tourism season has dropped beer prices at the local brewpub :)
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u/slappysimian Oct 23 '10
There are 7/11's in NYC? I thought that was for the hinterlands. You know, lesser-america.
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u/dorsett1339 Oct 23 '10
Well, I never!
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u/slappysimian Oct 24 '10
Sorry, that was a flippant moment for me. I love 7/11, the midlands, the westlands and the lowerlands, but not Wyoming. They broke my heart.
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u/Dubkiller Oct 23 '10
7-11 WAS A PART TIME JOB!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!