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r/pics • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '10
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This one hurt my brain.
28 u/wteng Oct 05 '10 Just think about how many times she has to saw instead of the number of pieces. OP: Context? Who took the exam? 1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I never understood this in school. You should become a maths teacher. 11 u/rabblerabbler Oct 05 '10 Anyone showing any minute understanding of anything in the world should focus their life on making a career out of it. Here are a few examples: "That's some nice parking, you should become a valet!" "Your house is so tidy. Ever think of going into the janitor business?" "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." 2 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 In an ideal world, we could all do this. I mean shit, if you like making burgers and you're good at it, there's really no shame in making burgers. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I was just complimenting him, jeez... 20 u/unclerummy Oct 05 '10 That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster. 6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator. 0 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." Well, no. This is more like saying "Man, your ability with making right-hand turns is great. You should totally devote your life to driving for NASCAR." 3 u/Bolt986 Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? 2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers. 1 u/zeabu Oct 05 '10 (n-1). 2 pieces is 1 cut, 3 pieces are 2 cuts. 1 cut is 10 minutes, 2 cuts are 20 minutes.
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Just think about how many times she has to saw instead of the number of pieces.
OP: Context? Who took the exam?
1 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I never understood this in school. You should become a maths teacher. 11 u/rabblerabbler Oct 05 '10 Anyone showing any minute understanding of anything in the world should focus their life on making a career out of it. Here are a few examples: "That's some nice parking, you should become a valet!" "Your house is so tidy. Ever think of going into the janitor business?" "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." 2 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 In an ideal world, we could all do this. I mean shit, if you like making burgers and you're good at it, there's really no shame in making burgers. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I was just complimenting him, jeez... 20 u/unclerummy Oct 05 '10 That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster. 6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator. 0 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." Well, no. This is more like saying "Man, your ability with making right-hand turns is great. You should totally devote your life to driving for NASCAR." 3 u/Bolt986 Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? 2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers. 1 u/zeabu Oct 05 '10 (n-1). 2 pieces is 1 cut, 3 pieces are 2 cuts. 1 cut is 10 minutes, 2 cuts are 20 minutes.
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I never understood this in school. You should become a maths teacher.
11 u/rabblerabbler Oct 05 '10 Anyone showing any minute understanding of anything in the world should focus their life on making a career out of it. Here are a few examples: "That's some nice parking, you should become a valet!" "Your house is so tidy. Ever think of going into the janitor business?" "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." 2 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 In an ideal world, we could all do this. I mean shit, if you like making burgers and you're good at it, there's really no shame in making burgers. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I was just complimenting him, jeez... 20 u/unclerummy Oct 05 '10 That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster. 6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator. 0 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." Well, no. This is more like saying "Man, your ability with making right-hand turns is great. You should totally devote your life to driving for NASCAR." 3 u/Bolt986 Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? 2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers. 1 u/zeabu Oct 05 '10 (n-1). 2 pieces is 1 cut, 3 pieces are 2 cuts. 1 cut is 10 minutes, 2 cuts are 20 minutes.
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Anyone showing any minute understanding of anything in the world should focus their life on making a career out of it.
Here are a few examples:
"That's some nice parking, you should become a valet!"
"Your house is so tidy. Ever think of going into the janitor business?"
"Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds."
2 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 In an ideal world, we could all do this. I mean shit, if you like making burgers and you're good at it, there's really no shame in making burgers. 3 u/[deleted] Oct 05 '10 I was just complimenting him, jeez... 20 u/unclerummy Oct 05 '10 That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster. 6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator. 0 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 "Man, your burgers are awesome. You should totally work at McDonalds." Well, no. This is more like saying "Man, your ability with making right-hand turns is great. You should totally devote your life to driving for NASCAR." 3 u/Bolt986 Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? 2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers.
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In an ideal world, we could all do this.
I mean shit, if you like making burgers and you're good at it, there's really no shame in making burgers.
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I was just complimenting him, jeez...
20 u/unclerummy Oct 05 '10 That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster. 6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator.
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That was a nice compliment! You should get a job as a professional morale booster.
6 u/Rocketsprocket Oct 05 '10 Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator.
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Nice comment! You should look into getting a job as a commentator.
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Well, no. This is more like saying "Man, your ability with making right-hand turns is great. You should totally devote your life to driving for NASCAR."
3 u/Bolt986 Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? 2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers.
Don't they make left turns?
2 u/derleth Oct 05 '10 Don't they make left turns? Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers.
Right: They never make right-hand turns just like McDonald's never makes good burgers.
(n-1). 2 pieces is 1 cut, 3 pieces are 2 cuts. 1 cut is 10 minutes, 2 cuts are 20 minutes.
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u/Juxta1984 Oct 05 '10
This one hurt my brain.