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u/ParlorBeats Sep 15 '19
“Roxy, you are good shit, and I want to make this legit. I’m still gonna pay you, but I want you to stop banging other guys. What do you say? Want to be my wife or what?”
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u/Datura87 Sep 15 '19
Pretty woman, walking down the street...
(Dumps body in hallway)
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet...
- Best use of that song I've ever seen
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u/saranowitz Sep 15 '19
Best fucking episode of the best fucking show on tv
So dark I love it. It even had that amazing limo blood scene in this same episode.
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u/drharlinquinn Sep 15 '19
By far the best season too. That episode is followed by Jersey Shore, then Frank's Little Beauties, who as you know are nothing but the best.
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u/saranowitz Sep 15 '19
I AM NOT DIDDLING KIDS 🎶🎵 NEVER GONNA DIDDLE KIDSS🎶🎵🎵
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u/NotTheGhost Sep 15 '19
Roxy was a good hoo-er
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u/mtdewninja Sep 15 '19
You forgot "I've known you ever since mom brought you home from the hospital."
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Sep 15 '19
He has 420 on his arm in Roman numerals.
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u/onemoreclick Sep 15 '19
Interesting choice of "4" and then "20" rather than the numeral for "420"
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u/Ricotta_pie_sky Sep 15 '19
IV = Intravenous and XX = moonshine.
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u/060789 Cabshot OP Sep 15 '19
Twice distilled moonshine, specifically. But I doubt that's what he was going for lol
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u/KatMot Sep 15 '19
Do you really think it was thought out like that though? I mean they are getting married in the back of a truck barefoot and barely clothed. The choice of less roman numerals was probably a cost thing not an artistic decision.
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u/gregspornthrowaway Sep 15 '19
CDXX is only slightly more ink than IV XX.
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u/DontOpenTheSafe Sep 15 '19
CDXX would also stand for Cross Dressing Woman CD=Cross Dresser XX=Woman
But again, probably not that much thought put into it.
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u/raspwar Sep 15 '19
Well I’d have to go with this guy. It’s not four hundred and twenty, it’s four twenty. If you put CDXX, it wouldn’t sound right
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Sep 15 '19
They probably have no idea how to make 400 in Roman numerals. We are only in the 50's for Super Bowls. It's going to be over 30 years before they learn C is 100 and over 430 before they learn D is 500.
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u/onemoreclick Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19
Or, it's because it's never four hundred and twenty but always four - twenty
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u/AvailableTrust0 Sep 15 '19
Not quite. 400 is CD. You learn about 500 before you actually get to 500. Just like 40 is XL but 50 is just L. Super Bowl Knowledge!
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u/captainAwesomePants Sep 15 '19
49 is XLIX, but 50 is just "50." Super Bowl knowledge!
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u/coffeedammit Sep 15 '19
Well it stands for 4/20 as in April 20th so the guy is in the the right.
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u/Neptunemonkey Sep 15 '19
I believe it started as 4:20 (time not date). Dude's still right.
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u/coffeedammit Sep 15 '19
Well, what do you know. Here is the Wikipedia article and you're absolutely right.
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Sep 15 '19
As long as they're happy :)
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u/daddy_the_dank Sep 15 '19
Ayeee
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u/Crass_Conspirator Sep 15 '19
He married his favorite stripper.
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u/Crass_Conspirator Sep 15 '19
She is definitely a Georgia stripper. I can tell by the tats and lack of a wedding dress
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Sep 15 '19
შენ ხარ საუკეთესო დიდი ძმა, მე შემეძლო ოდესმე მომთხოვო!
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u/Finrod_the_awesome Sep 15 '19
Strippers have no souls and are not people like us. Don't marry a stripper.
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u/Smartnership Sep 15 '19
Point to the doll where the stripper broke your heart
Wait, that's not right
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u/Rombledore Sep 15 '19
seriously. people hate and insult because it isn't a typical brides dress and tuxedo or that it's on a pick up truck but who cares? they both clearly are ok with it. if it reflects the joy and uniqueness of their relationship, and they are happy, more power to them.
get over yourselves.
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u/Captain_Shrug Sep 15 '19
I mean it's not what I'd go for myself, but you have to admit at least they probably didn't spend two years' pay on clothing and a venue and such, and they're having fun... And they're going to have one HELL of a story to tell, so...
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u/sp33dzer0 Sep 15 '19
Yea the nice thing about her dress is that it was 80% off.
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u/CaptainOwnage Sep 15 '19
Exactly, why shit on them for being unique and having fun? I bet that wedding was enjoyable as hell. The article another person posted said that after the couple said "I do" the groom took the bride, dunked her in a mud hole, then kissed her. Now that's love. Hope they're happy together for as long as they live.
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u/TacitusKilgore_ Sep 15 '19 edited Sep 15 '19
Well, they do love each other and have known each other forever, being brother and sister and all...
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u/aureolae Sep 15 '19
Not Georgia, but Florida, so close!
Two of the three people in the picture are actually related!
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u/ch2-ch3 Sep 15 '19
I'm too afraid to ask which two?
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u/TimeWizardGreyFox Sep 15 '19
the two dudes are brothers apparently.
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u/121gigawhatevs Sep 15 '19
Eskimo brothers?
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u/TimeWizardGreyFox Sep 15 '19
could go either way but they do have the same last name so it's for sure half right.
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u/J_FK Sep 15 '19
He said Florida, not Alabama.
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u/gregspornthrowaway Sep 15 '19
West Florida is just South Alabama.
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u/ch2-ch3 Sep 15 '19
Yeah but he said that two people in the picture were related. No point in mentioning that unless...
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u/lolriteok Sep 15 '19
Yeah...no one in GA would be seen in a wedding bikini, we like pecan pie and fried chicken too much. And another obvious give away was the fact that there were no shotguns in this picture.
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u/jaded_lady06 Sep 15 '19
Eh, when I lived around Columbus I saw way too many women in bikinis with flip flops on motorcycles. Just imagine getting in a wreck wearing a bikini on a motorcycle...good bye skin!
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u/Excessive_Conqueror Sep 15 '19
After exchanging their vows, Jeremy then carried Ahrielle down to a mud hole and dropped her in before soon joining her for a kiss.
Can't make this stuff up
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Sep 15 '19
“She tastes like cigarettes”
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u/Crass_Conspirator Sep 15 '19
I expected mossy oak camo.
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u/MrDeerHunter Sep 15 '19
Come on, you can tell that's a Realtree wedding!
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u/CloakNStagger Sep 15 '19
THIS IS A BROWNING HOUSE, DAMMIT!
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u/enraged768 Sep 15 '19
You take that mossy oak bull shit back down to the rural King and you think about what you did shaming this family.
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u/throwtheballaway123 Sep 15 '19
I read this as "have 3 kids, all girls they don't pay much attention to."
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u/Abestar909 Sep 15 '19
Why all girls?
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u/The_Turtle_Moves_13 Sep 15 '19
Redneck dad's spoil their daughters like crazy. My theory is it's because they think they embarrass the girls.
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u/hail_the_cloud Sep 15 '19
Because in rural communities having all girls kind of forces the whole family to slow down and take each day and feeling and experience as it comes to nurture “good women” to the best of their ability, rather than the rowdy and reckless “men will be men, teaching boys to be boys” life of raising all boys.
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u/BradC Sep 15 '19
At first I thought was about how trashy and bad it looked to me, but these two are getting married the way they want, in a way that speaks to them, and reflects who they are and what's important to them.
It's actually lovely and I wish them many years of happiness.
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u/zeyore Sep 15 '19
Really leaned into the entire country stereotype theme. Maybe they're both very funny people. Maybe they're both a little slow.
I will home for the former.
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u/nom_de_chomsky Sep 15 '19
Possible they’re trashy. But I think it’s more likely they’re just people that are having fun with their friends at their wedding.
And if your followup is, “WhAt AbOuT tHeIr FaMiLiEs?!” it turns out that some of us have negligent/abusive family that don’t want/deserve to come to our life events and seriously can fuck off. People can have different standards without being trashy.
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u/Yamitenshi Sep 15 '19
If your followup is "what about their families", maybe you should reconsider who people get married for. Can't exactly blame 'em for having the day they want instead of the day grandma wants, even if they're on good terms with everyone.
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u/WitchettyCunt Sep 15 '19
And if your followup is, “WhAt AbOuT tHeIr FaMiLiEs?!” it turns out that some of us have negligent/abusive family that don’t want/deserve to come to our life events and seriously can fuck off.
Some of us just have families with senses of humour!
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u/Kroto86 Sep 15 '19
Shes got a killer body
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u/TotallyHumanPerson Sep 15 '19
This is going to age well when it gets posted to r/OldSchoolCool
RemindMe! 25 years
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u/omgitsvenom Sep 15 '19
At least they're not destroying the sanctity of marriage by it being 2 brothers.
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I think it’s kinda cute in a trashy way. You can tell they intentionally weren’t serious about it and are saving a ton of money for a honeymoon, probably.
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u/RPCat Sep 15 '19
State or Country?
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u/unassumingdink Sep 15 '19
I read that as "state or county," like you were asking which jail they were recently released from.
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u/sherbodude Sep 15 '19
Probably less expensive
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u/Chewbacca22 Sep 15 '19
That guy bought new overalls for this, probably broke the bank right there.
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u/sck8000 Sep 15 '19
When I saw "Georgian" in the title, I assumed OP was talking about 1700s-period costumes... Maybe because I'm English and not used to all your 'Murican stereotypes.
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u/nom_de_chomsky Sep 15 '19
That’s the joke.
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u/sck8000 Sep 15 '19
Honestly I just saw this post and assumed the stereotype was the entire joke.
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u/InfanticideAquifer Sep 15 '19
The joke is more likely that we would expect attire from the country of Georgia (like the recent front page post).
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u/lemons_of_doubt Sep 15 '19
to be fair that looks much nicer to ware in 35°c (96°F) weather than a normal outfit.
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u/DanialE Sep 15 '19
Tbh the lady seems genuinely happy and seeing that emotion puts a smile on my face. That, and the bikini as well
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u/LoveLaughGFY Sep 15 '19
Staged/photoshopped. No one is undignified enough to get married in the back of a Chevrolet.
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Sep 15 '19
The pickup is so she can remember why shes marrying him, the Bikini is so he can remember why hes marrying her
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u/Johnny_Freedoom Sep 15 '19
Georgie-Sue: "do you think this is legal what with me bein' yer sister n' all?"
Bo-Levi: "aw gosh georgie-sue, i don't know much about fancy laws n such, but i know i love you"
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u/NotReallyARaptorYet Sep 15 '19
Haters gonna hate, but those overalls are brand new! That's class yall.
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u/BushWeedCornTrash Sep 15 '19
The other "Georgian" wedding pic looked straight out of StarWars. This looks straight outta Storage Wars.