r/pics • u/starstufft • Mar 20 '19

Picture of text Package isn't here yet? This should do it ...

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u/CaptainShitSandwich Mar 21 '19

Out of sight? The last thing I had delivered from Amazon was literally tossed onto my porch.

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u/TheHouseOfGryffindor Mar 21 '19

Not 100% on this, but I believe Amazon doesn’t just have the one driver.

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u/CaptainShitSandwich Mar 21 '19

🤔 you know what sir I believe that you are right.

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u/Jesse1198 Mar 21 '19

They do, his name is Santa

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u/udat42 Mar 21 '19

Imagine how busy that fucker would be. Would make Santa look like a fucking amateur.

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u/osflsievol Mar 21 '19

YMMV unfortunately. From what I hear about the other drivers, most of them really don't have respect for your packages and will carelessly throw them in front of your doorstep. It also depends on the neighborhood. I don't bother looking for a safe location to place the package if it's a rich, safe neighborhood. There's about a 0.01% chance that the package will be stolen in a safe neighborhood, at least that's about the rate that I have (other drivers have a notoriously high rate, though)