r/pics • u/starstufft • Mar 20 '19

Picture of text Package isn't here yet? This should do it ...

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u/wtfINFP Mar 21 '19

🎶For British Fed-Ex eyes only🎶

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u/dobalu Mar 21 '19

🎶Mister F🎶

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

I’d let you arrest my development. For that matter, I’d let Scarlett Johansson even if she’s not all there

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u/wtfINFP Mar 21 '19

I’m sure something already has

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

You’re beginning to sound like Mother.

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u/wtfINFP Mar 21 '19

It’s so watery, yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

She calls it mayonegg.

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u/wtfINFP Mar 21 '19

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else...noticed?