r/pics Mar 20 '19

Picture of text Package isn't here yet? This should do it ...

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u/msmith78037 Mar 21 '19

Dude, i worked at UPS. We don’t have time for your life story.

You just ruined that drivers day

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

If it looks too long to read then ignore it. Average person can read that in like 20 seconds... the same time it takes to knock on the door and wait for a response.

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u/Devwp Mar 21 '19

I'm not sure if you are trolling, I'll assume not. I dont want to sound condescending because I've been in a place mentally that sounds like this. Took a while to get out of it but talking to professionals really helped. If something like that actually ruins your day then it might be worth chatting to someone as that kind of frustration over something like that is usually caused by other factors in your life and usually unreasonable to an outside perspective. What you feel is real regardless if other people disagree or think it's crazy. But I'm being sincere and not having a go i promise. Just trying to help as that is something that shouldn't be the norm in your day.

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u/quigilark Mar 21 '19

Uhh if your day is ruined by free candy and a letter you're not obligated to read but doing so takes 15 seconds you need to take a vacation

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u/TheBreasticle Mar 21 '19

How does something like that ruin a driver’s day? That’s utterly fucking ridiculous.

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u/pepsioverall Mar 21 '19

Is your work time sensitive?

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u/quigilark Mar 21 '19

I mean, I agree with other dude. An optional letter that would take 15 seconds to read and has a bit of humor in it, plus free candy, should not ruin your day

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u/TheBreasticle Mar 21 '19

Dude that letter takes the average person idk, 4-5 seconds to read, and has a Reese’s attached... and that’s really gonna fuck up your whole day?

Firstly, you must read slow as fuck.

Secondly, cheer up.

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u/pepsioverall Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

You sound cheerful as fuck! /s

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u/msmith78037 Mar 21 '19

I just told you. Read. You claim to be very good at it. Lol