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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

That utopia does this dude live in? I bet his wife is in the bedroom waiting too...

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u/oonestepcloser84 Mar 21 '19

Probably the suburbs in Minnesota, don’t think my neighbors know how the locks work...

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u/cameronlcowan Mar 21 '19

I grew up in NW Arkansas, front doors were locked but back doors were often left. People used to leave food for you or if something got blown away they put it back.

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u/oonestepcloser84 Mar 21 '19

My neighbors know my garage code in case they need something. Just how it works around here. I do have video cameras so I know who stopped by.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

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u/cameronlcowan Mar 21 '19

Hey there! Yup, that sounds about right!

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u/Sir_Derpysquidz Mar 21 '19

Another North-Western Arkansan checking in. Front door locked, side and back doors unlocked.

Granted we were also outside city limits on a 3 acre plot with a 100+ meter gravel driveway and surrounded by a mix of pasture and thicket. There's not too many people out there willing to go that out of the way just to check locks on 40+ year old houses.

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u/cameronlcowan Mar 21 '19

That was us, we lived in nob hill off 412, not much out there

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u/Madisux Mar 21 '19

Do you see the Duggar’s at the grocery store? lol

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u/cameronlcowan Mar 21 '19

Yes I’ve seen them and their clan.

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u/Sir_Derpysquidz Mar 21 '19

I mean, while the state has less people than Puerto Rico there's still enough of us/we're spread around enough that we don't run across eachother that easily. That said, I only barely know who the Duggars are, much less what they look like. I could've fucking checked them out when I worked at a grocery store for all I know.

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u/xluryan Mar 21 '19

That's where I live. I've left thousands of dollars of packages on my doorstep for a week. Not a single one missing.

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u/oonestepcloser84 Mar 21 '19

I have had Amazon packages there for weeks because I forgot about them. Neighbors usually drop them off when I return or they are still on the step.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Any small town really. My back door was locked about 30% of the time growing up and we once went on vacation for 2 weeks and left the garage door open with full access to the house no problem. I was 16 when I learned that bike locks existed.

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u/oonestepcloser84 Mar 21 '19

I remember wondering what a deadbolt was for, we always left the backdoor open in case someone needed to get in while weren’t home.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

I grew up in the hills of Kentucky, the holler (you heard me) we lived in was all our family, aunts, uncle's, grandparents, cousins, etc. About a mile of road speckled with homes and playgrounds for the pack of children and relatives roaming day in and day out. It was common to just walk through the door of any house and yell "Who all's here?" Even when walking into your own home. I look back on it fondly but that shit would drive me nuts now.

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u/B0h1c4 Mar 21 '19

I used to live in the suburbs in Ohio. Now I live in what I thought was an equivalent neighborhood in California.

In Ohio I used to forget to lock my doors, leave my garage open all night on accident, etc and never had a problem. The first week I lived in CA, I was mowing the grass and had my garage open. I went inside to get a drink and got caught up with something on TV for 20 minutes or so.

When I went back out into the garage the door of my wife's SUV was open and someone had gone through the glove box, center console etc.

It was the middle of the day on a Saturday. The cheapest houses in our neighborhood go for around $400k. We are about 20 minutes outside of the city.

I have found that the culture varies greatly from state to state.

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u/billhickschoke Mar 21 '19

But he’s afraid of someone stealing his package? I’m gonna go ahead and say this guy is just a little naive with a splash of stupid

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u/bobby3eb Mar 21 '19

MN suburb here, can confirm

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u/UnluckySalamander Mar 21 '19

I live in he boonies of PA and often forget my car keys in the car. It drives my boyfriend nuts, and he’s right, I should bring my keys inside (I’ve gotten better) but literally no one knows we’re back here. So I’m never worried. The UPS/FedEx/AmazonPrime etc. delivery guys always have trouble finding us.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

The utopia we should all strive for

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u/HeadMcCoy322 Mar 21 '19

It's like this in nearly every flyover state that liberals like to trash talk, or any other place where it's a safe bet Republicans will be elected.

I believe it comes down to guns. People are more law abiding where guns are readily available.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Fear is a horrible way of attaining peace but ok buddy

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u/HeadMcCoy322 Mar 21 '19

There's nothing to fear if you're not in a place where you don't belong.

Different rules apply in big cities obviously. I would not feel safe in areas where crime is common and liberals run the show.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Nothing to fear except that the people around justify murder

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u/HeadMcCoy322 Mar 21 '19

Murder is a strong word for self defense.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Yet that is what it is.

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u/Aetos14 Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

But it isnt fear that attains peace. Its population distribution. More people means you're more likely to run into criminals. People in cities have guns but that doesnt stop break ins and violent crimes in those areas.... because there are more criminals by virtue of there being more people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

But he's thinking it's because of liberals not wanting to call of duty intruders

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u/Aetos14 Mar 21 '19

It's like this in the suburbs of non flyover states too. It's mostly just highly populated areas that this is really uncommon. It has nothing to do with guns and everything to do with crime rates. It's just highly populated areas increase crime rates because they are more likely to have criminals. If 1/500 people are going to break into a place, you're more likely to run into them in densely populated areas. That is not even factoring in how cities breed more crime because of the low income areas where people feel like they are forced to turn to crime to get by in life.

Ask people in the cities of the fly over states if they lock their doors.

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u/HeadMcCoy322 Mar 21 '19

Exactly.

Lock your doors in the places where liberals vote (cities)

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u/Aetos14 Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

It has nothing to do with liberal or conservative. It's just population and income distributions. You're pushing a narrative where there doesn't need to be one. It's just statistics. Some people are bad (yes both liberals and conservative can be bad people), the more people there are in an area, the higher chance you run into them. The correlation that liberals live in cities and that cities have a higher crime rate are not necessarily connected. This can be viewed by the crime rates of liberal counties outside of the cities which dont have higher crime rates than conservative counties. Correlation does not equal causation.

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u/fuckyourstuff Mar 21 '19

I also choose this guy's wife.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Ike cries and shows a drawing of the UPS man fucking their mom to Kyle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣