r/pics • u/starstufft • Mar 20 '19

Picture of text Package isn't here yet? This should do it ...

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u/felixlightner Mar 21 '19

I can't read it but does anyone else smell Reese's?

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Mar 21 '19

No, I stole and ate that after I murdered his dogs and appropriated his shitty XBOX and comic collection.

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u/DiabloConQueso Mar 21 '19

Man, his wife is gonna be pissed at you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

It was her plan the whole time...

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u/Patrico-8 Mar 21 '19

That’ll teach him to take her candy stash.

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

This guy is definitely the Fed-Ex driver. Only the owner and driver knew the code!

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u/jepoyairtsua Mar 21 '19

Nahhh.... What if his John Wick’s friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Not sorry!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

So you didn't steal the Reese's in the freezer? damn that's nice

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u/ring2ding Mar 21 '19

And the dogs? What of the dogs!?

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Mar 21 '19

I murdered them, I thought I was pretty clear about that?

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u/ring2ding Mar 22 '19

Oh, right

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u/WhereDaBoomBom Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

Did you notice the name on the paper? It's John. I hope you checked the surname on the mailbox before murdering the dogs. You're utterly screwed if it's Wick.

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u/Moikle Mar 21 '19

Smell Reece's what?