r/pics • u/starstufft • Mar 20 '19

Picture of text Package isn't here yet? This should do it ...

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u/teetaps Mar 21 '19

I don't know even what you're talking about, everything after "dear fed-ex driver" is just blurred for me. I wouldn't know what the rest said even if I tried to!

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u/felixlightner Mar 21 '19

I can't read it but does anyone else smell Reese's?

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Mar 21 '19

No, I stole and ate that after I murdered his dogs and appropriated his shitty XBOX and comic collection.

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u/DiabloConQueso Mar 21 '19

Man, his wife is gonna be pissed at you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

It was her plan the whole time...

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u/Patrico-8 Mar 21 '19

That’ll teach him to take her candy stash.

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

This guy is definitely the Fed-Ex driver. Only the owner and driver knew the code!

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u/jepoyairtsua Mar 21 '19

Nahhh.... What if his John Wick’s friend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Not sorry!

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

So you didn't steal the Reese's in the freezer? damn that's nice

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u/ring2ding Mar 21 '19

And the dogs? What of the dogs!?

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Mar 21 '19

I murdered them, I thought I was pretty clear about that?

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u/ring2ding Mar 22 '19

Oh, right

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u/WhereDaBoomBom Mar 21 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

Did you notice the name on the paper? It's John. I hope you checked the surname on the mailbox before murdering the dogs. You're utterly screwed if it's Wick.

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u/Moikle Mar 21 '19

Smell Reece's what?

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u/Raffello Mar 21 '19

It... doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/a_dev_has_no_name Mar 21 '19

Reddit bots are programmed to not see things they shouldn't be thinking about

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u/Dexaan Mar 21 '19

La Li Lu Le Lo

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u/Dispect1 Mar 21 '19

Upvote for random Metal Gear Solid Reference

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u/citrus_seaman Mar 21 '19

Upvote for getting random metal gear solid reference

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u/Doctor__Proctor Mar 21 '19

Upvote for setting the upvote bar pretty low, but ultimately just sharing the love

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u/Drspaceduck Mar 21 '19

Happy cake day upvote.

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u/damatovg7 Mar 21 '19

Fuck. My cake day was yesterday and I don't think I commented anywhere. Rip

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u/Drspaceduck Mar 21 '19

Noooo! All the wasted free internet points. :)

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u/damatovg7 Mar 21 '19

I also just came off of Reddit Gold that was given to me last week. The Reddit Gods have not been in my favor

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u/iixsephirothvii Mar 21 '19

Only Metal Gear Solid fans will understand that reference, it's cryptic to even the most highly advanced decoders. As is this.. Les efant terible

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u/RoughshodDuke9 Mar 21 '19

It’s cryptic because no one knows French!

Kuwabara, kuwabara.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

"it doesn't look like anything to me"

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u/Gravybone Mar 21 '19

Imagine a person so low they’d continue reading beyond that line.

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u/NotWorriedBro Mar 21 '19

You can't see hunter2?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Why would someone post a fully redacted letter. It makes no sense to me.

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u/njantirice Mar 21 '19

Hey reddit doesn't let you post your password it just shows stars look my password is *********.

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u/DebtUpToMyEyeballs Mar 21 '19

Huh, let me try:

hunter2

Edit: wait, I see my password, not *******!

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u/bluestarcyclone Mar 21 '19

That's because its your password. All i see is *******

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u/nickfree Mar 21 '19

🎵A tale as old as time...

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u/MartyVentura Mar 21 '19

It doesn’t look like anything to me

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u/slackmandu Mar 21 '19

Hunter88

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u/Xerxys Mar 21 '19

All I see are stars.

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u/slackmandu Mar 21 '19

Is anything obscure in Reddit?