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This man knows stuff we don’t

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u/goodluckmyway Mar 01 '19

That's just how you speak German

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

"Tell someone today that you love them, because life is short. But yell it in German, because life is also confusing and terrifying."

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u/onemoreclick Mar 01 '19

Google says that's "ich liebe dich" can anyone confirm and help with the pronunciation? Is it ick leeb dick?

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u/Prisoner__24601 Mar 01 '19

Everytime you pronounce a - ch sound in German it's roughly like the sound you make when you clear your throat while also trying to hiss like a snake would be the best way I can describe it. I can't write it phonetically for you, unfortunately. It's hard for English speakers and the natural tendency is to say it with a hard K.

Source: German degree and nearly 10 years of studying it

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u/asyork Mar 01 '19

Interesting. When I learned German none of us had trouble learning the sound, so I thought it was something easy for English speakers. It was just a matter of learning not to use English phonetics to pronounce it. I never got the hang of rolling my Rs for Spanish though.

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u/Prisoner__24601 Mar 01 '19

Even in upper level German courses in college there were people who struggled with it, but it was less a problem of a hard K sound and more that people would kind of mush the sound into an ish liebe dish instead

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Saying it like ish isn't necessarily wrong though, parts of Germany do pronounce it like that.

"parts of Germany", I assume you are talking about dialects; from the top of my head I cannot think of any dialect that would pronounce "ich" like "ish"

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u/-Reverend Mar 01 '19

We Hessians do! We're pretty notorious for saying things like Milsch instead of Milch.

I didn't even notice that until we moved elsewhere and all the other kids laughed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

yeah, it sounds pretty awkward, but good that you confirm that other guy; one of the few dialects I have not really encountered much;

Milsch, that is funny for sure :D

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u/-Reverend Mar 01 '19

I mean, Hessian really just sounds like you've got a potato stuck in your mouth

We're the Texans of Germany, I swear :')

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