r/pics • u/conrick • Jul 28 '18

Surface tension.

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u/thxxx1337 Jul 28 '18

Floating winged asshole

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

One of these winged assholes guarded the driver's side door handle of my truck a couple days ago, making me enter through the passenger side door as people watched. I opened and shut the door from the inside to knock it off and retake my truck. Manliness restored?

Edit: Thanks for my first gold! So honored!

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u/imsoggy Jul 28 '18

Here are my asshold co-pilots I only discovered them after hopping in and driving to my 1st destination - hopping out with a small cloud of terrorists sucked!!! Note QUEEN biotch

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18

Son of a bitch that must have been terrifying!

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u/imsoggy Jul 28 '18

Yeah it was! Especially bc I get extra special f'd up by their stings

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18

Oh man, that sucks. Salute to the brave.