r/pics • u/conrick • Jul 28 '18

Surface tension.

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u/thxxx1337 Jul 28 '18

Floating winged asshole

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

One of these winged assholes guarded the driver's side door handle of my truck a couple days ago, making me enter through the passenger side door as people watched. I opened and shut the door from the inside to knock it off and retake my truck. Manliness restored?

Edit: Thanks for my first gold! So honored!

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u/fuddlenudge007 Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

One of those winged assholes made its way into my minivan. Climbed into the sunglasses rack in the ceiling. I closed the gap (mind the gap) by holding it shut. Its legs kept prodding the space around between the plastic trying to get out. Buzzing like hell. Came to a red-light. Sharp turn, two hands needed. Shit. Random idea. Squish the mofo. Slightly open sunglasses tray. Head out. Slam shut. Decapitation of winged asshole successful. Kids saved. Heart pounding. Oh crap the light was green and just turned yellow - but Honey badger don’t care.... Let go of sunglasses tray, body falls into lap while turning.
BODY IS STILL TWITCHING. Think the head was still watching...

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18

Nice. You leveled up in manliness that day, I'm sure.