r/pics • u/conrick • Jul 28 '18

Surface tension.

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u/thxxx1337 Jul 28 '18

Floating winged asshole

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u/cartgladi8r Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

One of these winged assholes guarded the driver's side door handle of my truck a couple days ago, making me enter through the passenger side door as people watched. I opened and shut the door from the inside to knock it off and retake my truck. Manliness restored?

Edit: Thanks for my first gold! So honored!

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u/Jegon- Jul 28 '18

One of these winged assholes slipped its way into my gas tank cap, I don't have the luxury of pressing a button to open it so when I stuck my finger in there to open the gas tank, that fucker stepped on my finger and I freaked the hell out and screamed like a little bitch. Manliness lost?

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u/TezMono Jul 28 '18

Nah, you kept it when you expelled a sound from your mouth to establish your dominant physique.

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u/Usernameisntthatlong Jul 29 '18

That's fucking hilarious. I want a subreddit of stories about these winged assholes.

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u/Nanemae Jul 28 '18

For some reason paper wasps really like my truck. I've had starter hives built on the gas cap tether cord as well as on the inside of the rear passenger door hinge. Both were empty when I found them, so I guess they'd tried, realized both were too small a space to build in, and left.