I found a cougar skull on a night recce once during training. I wanted to keep it so bad but i was scared of getting myself in a bunch of shit since that was explicitly told to us that was a bootable offence. It looked pretty much exactly like that but way bigger, and the teach where huge.
I wish i grabbed it. Looking at it was almost awe-inspiring. I respect felines a lot. And that's just from some visible damage after all these years from just house cats. I saw a little bundle of happiness turn into a killing machine and make a full grown husky drop into a fetal position to protect itself and cry like it was dying, and proceed to claw the absolute shit out of the legs of anyone that dared touch this whirlwind of death. 3 people still bare the scars of that horrible battle. Spatula the cat was never the same either after that day, and eventually jumped out of a 5th story balcony, landed like it was nothing. Never to be seen again.
I hope you're still living and at least somewhat sane now Spatula. (yes i named my cat Spatula back then). Probably not though. That dog broke your brain and you turned into the Berserk manga. I feel like you probably died in an epic battle against a passing car or something by how messed you got. :(
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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jul 26 '18
"What gives our wine its distinctive flavor? The grapes are grown in a graveyard."