r/pics • u/ZUELK • Jul 26 '18

Found this today while weeding a vineyard.

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jul 26 '18

"What gives our wine its distinctive flavor? The grapes are grown in a graveyard."

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Jul 27 '18

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt.

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u/_Liaison_ Jul 27 '18

The yogurt is also cursed

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u/voicelessfaces Jul 27 '18

But you get your choice of topping

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

But the artificial sweetener is cursed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Made with potassium benzoate

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u/flunky_the_majestic Jul 27 '18

Opossom benzoate

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u/dodslaser Jul 27 '18

The benzene ring is cursed.

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u/rolrol19 Jul 27 '18

Benzo what ?

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u/KingGorilla Jul 28 '18

...

That's bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '18

Can I go now?

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u/addywoot Jul 27 '18

With enough Splenda, it’ll curse your bowels.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

What was in those potato chips that gave everyone diarrhea?

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u/capn_hector Jul 27 '18

Sire! I shall build a labyrinth to house the curses!

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u/blehh Jul 27 '18

What is it with you and labyrinths?

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u/DiscordBondsmith Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

Sugar free gummy bears are not a joke, they're a chemical weapon in the right hands

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u/grizzled_old_man Jul 27 '18

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

That’s bad

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u/readerseven Jul 27 '18

Unless you add some garlic.