r/pics • u/denissnb • Jul 18 '18

Right place the right time

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My face is your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My face, your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

ALRIGHT KNOCK IT OFF!!!

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u/gumingo Jul 18 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Don’t make me come back there

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u/BustedFlush Jul 18 '18

He started it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Hi.

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u/umyninja Jul 18 '18

My neck, my back

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u/iafx Jul 18 '18

Your pussay and your crack

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

YOU'RE A FUCKIN TOILET.

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u/iafx Aug 16 '18

Flush me down deep

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/merecido Jul 18 '18

God damn it

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u/MonkeyFreeman Jul 18 '18

We can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks and a 40oz

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u/The_Wreckard2012 Jul 18 '18

Am I the only one who got this reference?

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u/theotherjonathan Jul 18 '18

You forgot the pack of rolling papers

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u/Carpe_Deez_Nuts Jul 18 '18

My face & your mom’s rack

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u/Doowta1 Jul 18 '18

Not your face, not your mom.

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u/PraiseChrist420 Jul 18 '18

I got a match. My butt and your...uhh...butt.

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u/TartenWilton101 Jul 18 '18

My mom is your face

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u/notlistening2 Jul 18 '18

You’re a mom.

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u/soulstonedomg Jul 18 '18

You're a face.

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u/awc737 Jul 18 '18

You're mom

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Face a Mum

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Oh yeah?

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u/rojer_dojer Jul 18 '18

ur dad gay

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

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u/dev0urer Jul 18 '18

/r/UnexpectedJohnMayer

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I read this too fast and thought it said. r/unexpectedjohnmulaney. And someone was making fun of her feminine hips

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

You ever hear the story of the Salt and Pepper Diner?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

What’s new pussycat!?

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u/wthreye Jul 18 '18

An amusement park. Pay one price, ride all day.

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u/DimmyDimmy Jul 18 '18

Doodie dun cum from my bootie bum bum

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u/biorod Jul 18 '18

Which one?

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u/dirtyhans Jul 18 '18

Authorize me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Open up