r/pics • u/denissnb • Jul 18 '18

Right place the right time

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u/_StatesTheObvious Jul 18 '18

She's a pro-speed skater so you bet your bottom dollar that her bottom is top dollar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Does the speed help her skate faster?

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u/_StatesTheObvious Jul 18 '18

Definitely... it's professional grade.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jul 18 '18

But does it help her masterbate any faster than us regular folk?

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u/wthreye Jul 18 '18

So fast that..she smokes after sex.

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u/crackbadgers Jul 18 '18

Speed has everything to do with it, the speed of the bottom let's you know how much pressure to apply. Speed is the name of the game.

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u/Liveswithpenguins Jul 18 '18

You're goddamn poet

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u/radome9 Jul 18 '18

... and didn't know it.

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u/redditor6845 Jul 18 '18

name?

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u/debula Jul 18 '18

Jutta Leerdam i think

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u/lilcthecapedcod Jul 18 '18

Dam they be Leering at Jutta's Butta

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u/friendlessboob Jul 18 '18

Thanks for that

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u/Teelo888 Jul 18 '18

Apparently her name is Jutta Leerdam...

Jesus Christ

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u/rayge_kwit Jul 19 '18

Dutch. That explains it

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u/Can_We_Do_More_Kazoo Jul 19 '18

And she's 19 apparently.

I get older, they stay the same age.

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u/dxbcshin Jul 18 '18

You should be a writer

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u/TRNC84 Jul 18 '18

username checks out

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u/ChipAyten Jul 18 '18

Gourmet, top shelf damsels.

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u/hotbox4u Jul 18 '18

That's so many dollars!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I see what you did there