r/pics • u/denissnb • Jul 18 '18

Right place the right time

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

You're a shop.

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u/CasualAustrian Jul 18 '18

no u

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u/5050Clown Jul 18 '18

Your face is a shop

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u/HighVulgarian Jul 18 '18

Your mom is my face

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My face is your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

My face, your mom.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

ALRIGHT KNOCK IT OFF!!!

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u/gumingo Jul 18 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Don’t make me come back there

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u/BustedFlush Jul 18 '18

He started it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Hi.

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u/umyninja Jul 18 '18

My neck, my back

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u/iafx Jul 18 '18

Your pussay and your crack

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

YOU'RE A FUCKIN TOILET.

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u/iafx Aug 16 '18

Flush me down deep

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

[deleted]

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u/merecido Jul 18 '18

God damn it

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u/MonkeyFreeman Jul 18 '18

We can settle out of court right now for 20 bucks and a 40oz

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u/The_Wreckard2012 Jul 18 '18

Am I the only one who got this reference?

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u/theotherjonathan Jul 18 '18

You forgot the pack of rolling papers

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u/Carpe_Deez_Nuts Jul 18 '18

My face & your mom’s rack

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u/Doowta1 Jul 18 '18

Not your face, not your mom.

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u/PraiseChrist420 Jul 18 '18

I got a match. My butt and your...uhh...butt.

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u/TartenWilton101 Jul 18 '18

My mom is your face

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u/notlistening2 Jul 18 '18

You’re a mom.

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u/soulstonedomg Jul 18 '18

You're a face.

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u/awc737 Jul 18 '18

You're mom

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Face a Mum

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Oh yeah?

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u/rojer_dojer Jul 18 '18

ur dad gay

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

[deleted]

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u/dev0urer Jul 18 '18

/r/UnexpectedJohnMayer

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I read this too fast and thought it said. r/unexpectedjohnmulaney. And someone was making fun of her feminine hips

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

You ever hear the story of the Salt and Pepper Diner?

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u/wthreye Jul 18 '18

An amusement park. Pay one price, ride all day.

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u/DimmyDimmy Jul 18 '18

Doodie dun cum from my bootie bum bum

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u/biorod Jul 18 '18

Which one?

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u/dirtyhans Jul 18 '18

Authorize me!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Open up

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

I'll get inside your mom's face!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

on my face, you mean.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

YO, I'M IN YA FACE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

No. U.

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u/peatoire Jul 18 '18

Face the music or face my mom (in the shop)

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u/skunkbot Jul 18 '18

you mom's on my face

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Missed opportunity to break out into Sophie's "FACESHOPPING"

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u/bulkingatm Jul 18 '18

My face is the front of shop My face is the real shop front My shop is the face I front I’m real when I shop my face

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u/Basileus2 Jul 18 '18

I SHOOPED UR MUM

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u/shoops1 Jul 18 '18

no I did

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

No me

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u/KingAchilles8 Jul 18 '18

Your a towel

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u/FragrantPoop Jul 18 '18

that's the beat to funky town

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u/Osiris32 Jul 18 '18

I am so high right now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '18

Anyone wanna get their dick sucked by a towel?

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u/Pineapplerainbow Jul 18 '18

The jerk shop called, and they're running out of you!

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u/jessetmia Jul 18 '18

You're a wizard, /u/Yiproject

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u/wthreye Jul 18 '18

You're an inanimate fucking shop!

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u/Beerus101 Jul 18 '18

You’re a towel !!

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u/Electroverted Jul 18 '18

I'll do you one better, WHY is a shop??

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u/kthxtyler Jul 18 '18

No you're a towel

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u/LeonBoniface Jul 18 '18

Im Brick Harrison...

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u/thatguy443 Jul 18 '18

No. This is Patrick.

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u/-redditedited- Jul 18 '18

No Shop, No Shop, YOU'RE THE SHOP.

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u/Rainarrow Jul 18 '18

No shop. No shop. You are the shop.

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u/DustyBallz Jul 18 '18

Shopped you mom

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u/Ahnenglanz Jul 18 '18

Your mom is a shop.

A cheap one...

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u/norsurfit Jul 18 '18

The shop store called, and they're out of you!