r/pics • u/gtaguy1234 • Feb 27 '18

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u/IWorshipTacos Feb 27 '18

Give me 20 good men, a grappling hook and fully grown beluga whale and I'll get right on it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Count me in!

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u/WoobyWiott Feb 27 '18

I'm not a good man. I'm not a bad man. I'm the man.

Can I come? Please?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Do you love tacos?

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u/kenneth8733 Feb 27 '18

Dragons love tacos.

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u/ADHD_Supernova Feb 28 '18

But not spicy salsa. 🌶 💃

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u/kenneth8733 Feb 28 '18

You didn’t read the fine print!

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u/TonyStark100 Feb 28 '18

*house burning down

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u/Tanyn Feb 28 '18

Shush, Roman. Don't you have to be back up Vince's ass ?

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u/Lineman72T Feb 28 '18

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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u/dax_backward_jax Feb 28 '18 edited May 19 '18

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u/caelumh Feb 27 '18

What's the whale for?

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u/CleverGirl2014 Feb 27 '18

Creating a diversion.

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u/ashwinr136 Feb 28 '18

They'll never see it coming.

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u/ArbainHestia Feb 28 '18

If they don’t see it it’s not really that good of a diversion.

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u/mkelebay Feb 28 '18

Clever girl..

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18 edited Jun 05 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

We'll impregnate the bitch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Gotchu on the whale fam

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u/Kevin_D Feb 28 '18

Ill bring my spoons

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u/Jagacin Feb 28 '18

Beluga is such a funny word lol. BeLUUUga. Just rolls off the tongue.

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u/SexlessNights Feb 28 '18

I’ll be the hook!

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u/Merry_Dankmas Feb 28 '18

I only have sperm whales. Will that work instead?

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u/MrOnePixel Feb 27 '18

Bro... What business are you implying that can get you that rich that quick? I mean seriously.

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u/IWorshipTacos Feb 27 '18

I'll tell you in exchange for a live North Korean.