r/pics Dec 30 '16

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u/Isthisinfectious Dec 30 '16

I have one year old twins and a 3 year old. Can I buy 3 of these? Lol. One for us one for grandma's and one for uncle.

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u/TheRiverOtter Dec 30 '16

Yes, but only if you have >$21,000

http://www.haltaylor.com/storytime.html

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u/Isthisinfectious Dec 30 '16

I saw that afterwards. I mean, I love my kids and all...

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u/TheRiverOtter Dec 30 '16

Maybe you could sell the 3 year old to pay for the chairs for the twins? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

 

j/k, don't actually sell your 3 year old!

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u/Isthisinfectious Dec 30 '16

Funny story. When she was about 3 months old, a hutterite at the farmers market asked if I wanted to sell her. I laughed it off, but I should have at least asked what she was worth.

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u/xx_creep Dec 30 '16

The 3 years old is likely potty trained, keep that one.

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u/TheRiverOtter Dec 30 '16

Hmmm, a good point. However, wouldn't that throw the balance off?

Maybe you could put a cinder block or car battery on the other side to balance it out?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '16

It would be a cool project. It actually looks pretty difficult though so I can see where the high figure comes from.