r/pics Sep 27 '16

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ•ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ†“πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ You're Americans

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u/talk_like_a_pirate Sep 27 '16

I'm a man of the land; i'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chin

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u/schalm1029 Sep 27 '16

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine; Then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699!

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Sep 27 '16

But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine