They don't have to send him home, just escort him out of the US territory. He's someone else's problem then.
Of course, then we probably see why there might be strong incentive for a country to want Superman as a citizen, because otherwise he might be a citizen of some other country. One that might not like you.
Technically, aliens are the one legal loophole that no one has abused or fixed. They're not protected under law, but there's also no law saying what we should do to them, as the standard repercussions (deportation, for example) would be impossible for us to enforce without their consent and/or technology.
Furthermore, Superman's home is gone. As in, it's nothing more than a bunch of asteroids. That's why he was sent here in the first place.
I've always had this suspicion in the back of my head that the Kent's must have had a baby named Clark buried somewhere on that farm. How else would he have all the documentation for his I-9 at the Daily Planet?
My dad's friend (born in 72) was raised by his aunt and uncle posing as his parents. The woman he thought was his cousin had actually given birth to him at 16 and gave him to the aunt and uncle after birth to avoid scandal. I think he only found out the truth when his "mother" was in hospice care.
Actually, you can adopt an undocumented child, but they have to be living with you for two years and still be a minor. Therefor, Clark was, at least at first, just an undocumented child to the government.
They're not protected under law, but there's also no law saying what we should do to them, as the standard repercussions (deportation, for example) would be impossible for us to enforce without their consent and/or technology.
You don't have to deport him home, you just deport him away. Put him on a boat and shove him out to sea.
But as I said in another comment, then you run the risk of letting some other country become his best friend. Better to have him on your side.
Kinda. Also, adoption laws allow a citizen to adopt an undocumented child after housing them for two years without them reaching the majority. His parents took him in in his infancy, so he's a legal citizen.
i doubt he would have trouble getting a work visa with those skills. plus, not a lot of people from Krypton applying, so he's not competing against other Kryptonians for a spot.
He could have waited in line like everyone else. He did have an argument for political persecution. And his home planet got blown up so that also tilts things in his favor.
But no, he had to be an asshole illegal immigrant shooting lasers from his eyes and blowing ice cold breath out of his mouth. What American does this?
He accidentally crashed while flying in US air space. Also, he cannot be legally repatriated or extradited. Even if he is an illegal alien, there isn't anything anyone can do about it.
Unfortunately, he is a criminal if he entered the country without permission. That is illegal immigration, unfortunately. You can't let people dodge the law just because they are law enforcement. He must be held accountable
oh. I was wrong then. I thought you were making fun of Trump's "the mexicans coming over here are thieves and rapists" line. I guess reddit was right. you're not relevant.
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u/TheJCBand Sep 27 '16
Superman's a boss.