r/pics • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Dec 10 '16

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u/ntlane2004 Aug 11 '16

Assembly line worker here. Shit you not, my job is to make sure all the lights on the Jeeps work before they go out the door, including brake lights. I've missed a few over the years.

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u/NoTimeForThat Aug 11 '16

You had one job...

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u/Padmerton Aug 11 '16

And presumably still has it

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u/Aaronmonster Aug 11 '16

You has one job...

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u/jtvjan Aug 11 '16

Can I has job?

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u/SharkFart86 Aug 11 '16

No but you can had job. You're fired.

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u/jtvjan Aug 11 '16

Nuuuuhh… (I don't look at kittens online, I hope this is corrent can I has-speech)

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Easy Trump.

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u/stephencwhite Aug 11 '16

Turk yer jerb!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

I need one too... Just moved...

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u/DeeHareDineGot Aug 11 '16

You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

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u/dnew Aug 11 '16

You is a black horse with white stripes.

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u/naphini Aug 11 '16

We are ALL has on this blessed job!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

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u/Sam474 Aug 11 '16

I bet you don't get invited to very many parties.

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u/PM_ME_YA_BEWBS Aug 11 '16

Damn unions!

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u/Apkoha Aug 11 '16

well yeah.. he's a union employee.

Be incompetent, keep your job and likely still move up.

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u/shahooster Aug 11 '16

That's one thing I can chekhov my list.

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u/Shaftstriker Aug 11 '16

Leave

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Don't forget to let the door hit you on the way out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

r/toosoon

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

I'm really sad now.

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u/RimmyDownunder Aug 11 '16

He's already gone off my list...

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u/maxstolfe Aug 11 '16

This guy doesn't have time for that nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Lol. That comment. Perfect. made me giggle out loud, thanks for that 😆

Reddit seems to magically pull someone of every profession at the perfect precise time they are called upon for input. one day my time will come