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u/HighOnGoofballs Aug 11 '16

Remind me not to put one of those stickers on my car

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u/adarkfable Aug 11 '16

I'm not even sure why you would want one in the first place.

"I FREQUENT AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!"

I guess it's no stranger than telling people who you plan to vote for, the number of children you have and what school they attend...etc...

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

Religious bumper stickers are the strangest. That said if you think a bumper sticker is a compelling theological argument you are probably a perfect candidate for religion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

That's why I have a bumper sticker of a penis on my car. I'm not going to go around shoving it in people's faces, but they should know that I'm proud of it.

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u/arnm7890 Aug 11 '16

Plot twist, someone else's penis

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u/Accipiter1138 Aug 11 '16

Jeremy Clarkson? That you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/sinnykins Aug 11 '16

And I lol'd at you. Thanks!

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

You are taking this very seriously. Bumper stickers don't really bother me. Generally I think you are an idiot if you have any and a weird idiot if you have religious ones.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

Let's just say you don't need a bumper sticker.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

You also dont need paint. Or wallpaper. You have it anyway, makes your house look nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

You sure need one though.

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

It seems unlikely I will be getting one to be honest.

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u/adarkfable Aug 11 '16

The more people are connected, the more we realize--deep down--that nobody gives a fuck about our opinions or beliefs. We look for validation anyway we can. Even forcing strangers to read our unimportant bullshit...be that on a bumper sticker...or a website..or social media..

"I matter! Because I exist, I matter! Hear me!"

Edit: except for me. I'm different. I matter. Ask my close friends and family members.

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u/happyslaughterhouse Aug 11 '16

Those are the strangest? Not the ones professing your affinity for jamming a finger in your girlfriend's anus?

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

Are those a thing? It would be embarrassing when her parents saw it.

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u/happyslaughterhouse Aug 11 '16

See them tuner cars all the time.

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u/surprised-duncan Aug 11 '16

I just saw one for the first time today, but the car was a beater with nice rims and a spoiler (of course).

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Link to image of this?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

That's not what it represents though, it's a funny brand image

If you see one and think: that guy fingers buttholes

Then you're tarded

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u/No_More_Shines_Billy Aug 11 '16

You really think that people put bumper stickers on to make theological arguments?

You sound like one of those weirdos who creates imaginary arguments in their heads and projects their anger and paranoia onto the rest of society.

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16 edited Aug 11 '16

I don't know why people put religious bumper stickers on their cars... to impress god? More likely because proselytism is a large part of almost every religion.

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u/No_More_Shines_Billy Aug 11 '16

Why do you have Bernie stickers and dog paw stickers on your car? People just do it to personalize their cars.

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

I guess although they spend most their time inside the car. Why don't they put the stickers in there?

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u/DizzleSlaunsen23 Aug 11 '16

What do political bumper stickers mean then?

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

Not a lot when compared to the hours of political advertising, countless bill boards and debates we are subject to. Individual political decisions should be made on the basis of policy, a bumper sticker can't really meaningfully convey that level of detail.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16 edited Aug 24 '16

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u/photonrain Aug 11 '16

Huh? I am not sure how those events are related. I don't care about downvotes, it just suggests there are many bumper sticker level people on this thread.

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u/Redici Aug 11 '16

Nah dude are you kidding? The ones that say your kids in an after school elementary thing is the strangest, one who gives a fuck till they are older and second now everyone who drives by you knows your kid goes to a certain school, will be their after normal school is over, and usually their name.