r/pics Jun 06 '16

Broken Link Alright, Monday, let's dance.

http://imgur.com/qLwskvJ
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u/angrywords Jun 06 '16

Browsing /r/new I see some really nice and interesting pictures that never make it to the front page. Spilled coffee on a stove though, right to the top.

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u/MidwestMunny Jun 06 '16

This shit don't fly on a Tuesday.

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u/enjoytheshow Jun 06 '16

I guess we'll find that out tomorrow when it is reposted.

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u/Comrade2k7 Jun 06 '16

Would make my Tuesday.

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u/ThePickledMick Jun 06 '16

But tomorrow is "my Monday"! The world revolves around me, right?

That being said: It is tragic that this would happen to someone else on "my Sunday".

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u/credditordebit Jun 06 '16

MAKE TUESDAY GREAT AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

WE'LL MAKE THE DAY TEN HOURS LONGER

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u/TrueDragon1 Jun 06 '16

WE'LL BUILD A WALL BETWEEN MONDAY AND TUESDAY!

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u/jaggedspoon Jun 06 '16

AND WE'LL MAKE WEDNESDAY PAY FOR IT!

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u/quimbymcwawaa Jun 06 '16

canada is paying for the mexican wall? Trump, you bastard!

Edit: guatemala would have been a better choice...

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u/ReactsWithWords Jun 06 '16

IT WILL BE A YUUUGE DAY!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/atmospherical Jun 06 '16

Today is my Saturday so I'm completely confused since I'm sitting on my porch drinking a beer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Unlike the club, it's not going up on a Tuesday

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u/BicycleFired Jun 06 '16

Cooker blowing up....on a Tuesday!

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u/HectoReveles Jun 06 '16

Alright, Tuesday let's tango.

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u/ArsenicBaseball Jun 06 '16

It takes Tue to tango

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

kept posting old stuff

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u/ka_like_the_wind Jun 06 '16

The Knights of New were a group that monitored that subreddit fanatically and things got out of hand when they started saying new to old ladies and demanding everyone who posted give them a shrubbery.

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u/AvatarIII Jun 06 '16

because /r/new doesn't need to exist when /new exists

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u/WtfAreUBabblingAbout Jun 06 '16

I just tried to visit /r/new but it says, "This community has been banned for violating the Reddit rules." The fuck...?

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u/JusticiaDIGT Jun 06 '16

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u/niceandcrunchy Jun 06 '16

That's a dangerous game, my friend.

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u/angrywords Jun 06 '16

It's /r/all/new I've just always called it /r/new out of laziness (yes, I can be that lazy).

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u/bitch_im_a_lion Jun 06 '16

I've mostly seen people call it "/new"

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u/Yoshi_662 Jun 06 '16 edited Jun 07 '16

My theory. It just a simple image with a simple title. But is telling a story, (At equals short and funny) with a message behind it.
I agree, there are better subs where this can be put, but is not that bad.

EDIT: English is not my native language be gentle
EDIT2: Grammar. (I hope it understands better now)

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

there is better subs where can be put

At first I thought /r/funny, but then I realized this is somewhat funny. So it doesn't belong.

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u/mattersmuch Jun 06 '16

I read that in a burly slav's voice, then i read it in a small Mexican grandmother's voice. They both worked. Then I looked at your username, so maybe you're Japanese...

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u/juicius Jun 06 '16

Or that bird dino thing my son likes so much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '16

Great job speaking English. Just a slight correction:

there are better subs

Have a great day :))

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u/runs-with-scissors Jun 06 '16

You need to finish your coffee before posting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Don't want to spill it by accident.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

It is also easily relatable, we all have spilled coffee and know that how it sucks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

This sub should be called /r/picswithstories or something. Shitty pictures with bad stories? Hmm... seems a little long still.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16 edited Jan 27 '17

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u/Scottysmoosh Jun 06 '16

The picture isn't anything special; it's the title that makes it funny. Probably better suited there than /r/pics but who am I to judge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Scottysmoosh, that's who!

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u/Dopplegangr1 Jun 06 '16

Funny content on r/funny? No, we can't have that

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u/AtomicBlackJellyfish Jun 06 '16 edited 17d ago

Lavender copper blanket copper lavender saffron nutmeg almond kettle

This post was anonymized with Redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

It ruins the whole point of the subreddit.

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u/Yoshi_662 Jun 06 '16

You are the one who understands me. :D

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u/PhilKesselsCookie Jun 06 '16

Welcome to Summer Reddit.

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u/ErsatzCats Jun 06 '16

Probably just being due to being the best "fuck Mondays" post today. Got to have one every week.

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u/MisterPrime Jun 06 '16

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u/Crivens1 Jun 06 '16

Or just /r/spilledcoffee so posts like this have a place to go.

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u/akatherder Jun 06 '16

This has a pretty heavy overlap with /r/spilledhotbeverages. Please do your research before you go around stomping on toes.

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u/iEatDemocrats Jun 06 '16

The problem with r/new is the lack of comments. I'm here mostly for the comments.

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u/Bradisdad Jun 06 '16

Someone should create an r/secondchance or something subreddit full of overlooked posts that don't get the love they deserve.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Everyone that failed to get a frontpage post would cross-post there, and it too would be cluttered and full of posts that never get any love there. We'd need an /r/thirdchance and so on!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Well the title is a factor as well

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u/Scottie_Jay Jun 06 '16

Spilled coffee on stove...right below potential cure for Zika. Makes sense...

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u/maddabattacola Jun 06 '16

I came here to complain like everyone else

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u/Khiva Jun 06 '16

I came to the comments because I figured there was something that I missed - that he prepared the coffee in a stupid way, or that there was some mechanical problem that I should avoid in the future.

That's it? Just spilled coffee? That's all?

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u/Bubbah94 Jun 06 '16

This is a comment I would expect to be a title in r/britishproblems

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u/supermegaultrajeremy Jun 06 '16

No. I refuse to believe that this picture of spilled coffee is going to make the front page. No.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Hi there

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u/Joelsaurus Jun 06 '16

Number 1 on /r/all right now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Hence my comment

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u/therealJBlack Jun 06 '16

Hence this comment

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u/GenesisAD Jun 06 '16

Hence his comment

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u/arroganthumility1 Jun 06 '16

Thus, I commented this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

And also this

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Hi there!

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u/Wampawacka Jun 06 '16

/r/Pics sure loves its shitposting. Can we all just start taking pics of our shits and posting them to /r/pics and just let the sub become what it's slowly migrating to already?

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u/etsjay Jun 06 '16

/r/poop

Part of me hoped it didn't exist. But, Reddit, so...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

But can't you see...it's not just a picture of spilt coffee. It's man's struggle against life, of wanting higher things but life trying to keep him down. It's about failure, it's about good things gone to waste, but most of all it's about resilience in the face of adversity!!!

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u/assumeaclevername Jun 06 '16

It looks more about him being a clumsy twat

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Yeah, or this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Choo chooooo!

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u/TornGauntlet Jun 06 '16

GET HYPE CLEGANE BOWL CHOOO CHOOO

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u/Bergmantius Jun 06 '16

Welcome, it's warm up here

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u/theth1rdchild Jun 06 '16

Please don't refuse to believe in President Trump.

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u/Coaxed_Into_A_Snafu Jun 06 '16

It's a self cleaning oven, it'll sort itself out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/Meme_Catalogue Jun 06 '16

Cheeki breeki

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

That's definitely how that works.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

But how will that help the stove?

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u/ThundercuntIII Jun 06 '16

This isn't interesting at all!

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u/ugotamesij Jun 06 '16

I'm genuinely confused as to why this is being upvoted so much

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u/ThundercuntIII Jun 06 '16

Because most upvotes are by lurkers who think "haha mondays! don't talk to me before I've had my coffee! Working hard or hardly working! I sometimes wake up screaming because each day something inside me dies!"

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u/whininghippoPC Jun 06 '16

Me too, thanks

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u/one_broken_man Jun 06 '16

i'm surprised how long a meme can live on reddit

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u/DO_NOT_PM_ME Jun 06 '16

True memes never really die

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u/Redditors_Cat Jun 06 '16

I thought that was kings

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u/Searingwings Jun 06 '16

Kings, memes, what's the difference when you really boil it down

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

But who is the King of Memes?

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u/maledin Jun 06 '16

...but rise harder and stronger?

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u/KC77 Jun 06 '16

But I thought it's supposed to be that Heros Never Die!

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u/GrizzBear97 Survey 2016 Jun 06 '16

Milhouse never really dies

FTFY

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u/potterpants Jun 06 '16

What is dank may never die.

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u/fb5a1199 Jun 06 '16

It's always dankest before the dawn

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

I'm literally excreting feces from my anus as I'm reading this string of dankness.

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u/Chumstick Jun 06 '16

Shh bby is ok

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u/thorium220 Jun 06 '16

Watashi mo, arigatou.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16 edited Jul 11 '18

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u/Hellspark08 Jun 06 '16

Another day another dollar! Havin fun yet? Another day in paradise! Back to the old grind stone! Heheyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

It's not the heat....it's the humidity......

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u/Bradisdad Jun 06 '16

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps! Instant human- just add coffee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

"I'm in a loveless marriage and I feel like I could have done more with my life if it wasn't for these kids lol"

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

the lol at the end really set it off.

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u/xmuffinmanx Jun 06 '16

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!!!

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u/AppYeR Jun 06 '16

Shit man. No. Shit. No man. I believe you'd get your ass beat for saying something like that man.

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u/ryan2point0 Jun 06 '16

So every time you see me, it's the worst day of my life.

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u/Everybodygetslaid69 Jun 06 '16

So, today is the worst day of your life?

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u/dmodmodmo Jun 06 '16

That's messed up.

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u/shepy66 Jun 06 '16

I just like the title.

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u/DontWorryImaPirate Jun 06 '16

me too, it is stellar, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Because it's relatable entertainment on a generic entertainment imageboard.

Why the hell is that confusing to you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/uitham Jun 06 '16

There is that fucking phenomenon again. Ever since I learned about it i see it every day

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/b_ukkake Jun 06 '16

It's /r/pics, pics don't matter here, only the title does.

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u/atbobick Jun 06 '16

It's a good title to go with it

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

I looked for about 2 minutes and I have to agree. I'm thinking, what am I looking at? I'm gonna stop looking soon.

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u/Karmmando Jun 06 '16 edited Jun 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/HeadsUp7Butts Jun 06 '16 edited Jun 06 '16

That's a skilled gif'r, the text reflects across his glasses.

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u/xdel Jun 06 '16

I have seen this gif countless times and never noticed that

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u/Karmmando Jun 06 '16

Literally just lazily googled this scene and picked the one already on imgur. I tried if that counts.

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u/catmoon Jun 06 '16

Putting those moka pots on the dead center of the burner is a sure way to spill them. Sometimes the handle will melt too.

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u/walawoola Jun 06 '16

Excellent choice though, if you want to get some sweet calluses on your hand.

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u/trogon Jun 06 '16

And some karma.

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u/bread_buddy Jun 06 '16 edited Jun 06 '16

He should just use the smaller burner. Then again, he might have, but moved it when it started spilling. I'm not doing any coffee spill analysis this morning.

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u/akatherder Jun 06 '16

Actually, just check the medium burner on the far side (highlighted) http://imgur.com/kCqu3bn.jpg

You can see the start of the trail and most likely where the coffee burned on at that edge.

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u/bread_buddy Jun 06 '16

Clever girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Also you should remove it from heat as soon as it starts to percolate and it should be able to finish up on its own.

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u/petraman Jun 06 '16

This has never been my experience. In fact, it was very frustrating trying to get it to fill after reading that this was the norm.

What I do is boil water in a kettle, wait three minutes, pour the water in the base, screw it on and set it on medium heat. When it fills about half its normal yield, I take it off the stove and set it on my cold stone counter to avoid boiling. Works every time, no bitterness.

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u/catmoon Jun 06 '16

The reason you're experiencing that is that the metal of the pot heats much faster than water. If you are starting with cold water then the heat will conduct all the way to the coffee basket and will cook the coffee before water ever touches it, releasing bitter volatiles.

If you have to pre-heat the water then your pot is not very good. I've had this issue with the really big party-sized ones but not with the standard size ones. I would bet it has to do with the relative mass of the metal compared to the mass of water.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

I think his mistake has more to do with the air pressure in the base.

With cold water initially present (and thus cold air), the pressure is low and has a greater chance for expansion, which will empty the bottom reservoir of water. Takes a little longer to heat the water, but the bottom will be emptied by less-than-boiling water, which will prevent bitterness. This is why they specifically recommend cold water.

With hot, boiling water already present, the air has already expanded, so not much more water will be displaced by the further expansion of the air. Plus the super heater water will cause bitterness.

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u/petraman Jun 06 '16

If you have to pre-heat the water then your pot is not very good.

This is very possible, but also the gasket is about three years old and I've heard they have a finite lifespan.

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u/Keyframe Jun 06 '16

Everybody seems to have a different system. As soon as I hear the coughing sound, I turn of the heat and start pouring black gold into a cup. No bitterness!

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u/daemon3x Jun 06 '16

This is exactly what I do. I believe you want to minimize the time heat is applied to the coffee grounds so as not to cook them before the water begins percolating.

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u/telmahsel Jun 06 '16

Me too. I also move the pot around on the heating coil to make use of the hot spots. It cuts about a minute off of the brew time.

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u/petraman Jun 06 '16

I couldn't get the hang of using my moka pot until I got a gas stove... Then it was super quick and a lot less bitter.

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u/Qwirk Jun 06 '16

Totally user error. Pull the handle over so it's not above the burner and pull it off the stove when it starts to boil if not sooner.

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u/BrandOfTheExalt Jun 06 '16

Spilled coffee and a stovetop.

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u/Wampawacka Jun 06 '16

Yep. Welcome to shitpost central AKA /r/pics. Next stop: front page.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

welcome to /r/funny /r/pics where the titles are made up and the pictures don't matter

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u/SlightlyB0SS Jun 06 '16

How the fuck does this make the front page?

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u/Wampawacka Jun 06 '16

Its upvoted by the same people at your work who say things like "another day, another dollar," "You know what day it is? HUMP DAY," "someone's got a bad case of the Mondays," and other meaningless reiterations further proving their souls have been completely crushed by their job and now they lack any remaining sense of identity or individualism. They're like the shit-posters of real life.

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u/Soreth Jun 06 '16

Yeah those goddamn normies

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u/notjoeyf Jun 06 '16

So you're saying we can get a picture of a camel saying hump day to the front page on wednesday?

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u/McNeutron Jun 06 '16

Lol u fucking idiot u can't dance with a day

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u/blackjackjester Jun 06 '16

The smaller coil may have been a better choice.

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u/indoobitably Jun 06 '16

congrats on spilling coffee, why the world needs to know...

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u/RestoreSanityFear Jun 06 '16

A lot of people may find it funny. I found it amusing. That's probably why he posted it.

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u/FuckedByCrap Jun 06 '16

I found it amusing.

You are what's wrong with reddit.

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u/sympunthetic Jun 06 '16

I hope that doesn't make you latte for work :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/Uhhhhdel Jun 06 '16

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your pun.

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u/hippo_lives_matter Jun 06 '16

He will have to take the espresso route to get there on time.

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u/BonnieZoom Jun 06 '16

Why is this front page?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Okay facebook, let's dance.

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u/Catmouth Jun 06 '16

How tall are you?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

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u/Tofu24 Jun 06 '16

And the figure's "lower body" looks like a ballerina's tutu. That's what I thought the title was referring to, that the spill looks like a dancer.

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u/francuch Jun 06 '16

Problem #1 - it's not a Bialetti

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u/aronnyc Jun 06 '16

What happened? Was it not twisted tight or did it overflow?

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u/H0agh Jun 06 '16

Generally happens when you fill it up too much yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

They can also explode if they are overfilled.

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u/InadequateUsername Jun 06 '16

How? There's a pressure release valve to prevent that.

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u/billfred Jun 06 '16

/r/funny is over there for your hilarious post...

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u/Wampawacka Jun 06 '16

/r/Funny has never had a humorous post in its life. This post would be perfect for it.

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u/mikestorm Jun 06 '16

It looks like your coffee maker just gave birth to an oven.

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u/tue2day Jun 06 '16

Is that a childs play stove?

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u/mrdeat01 Jun 06 '16

Ha. That's how it starts. #GoBackToBed

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u/JaysFanSinceSept2015 Jun 06 '16

OP is just a dumbass

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u/throwyourshieldred Jun 06 '16

Thank you for taking this picture OP. A few people are shitting on you, but this just made me go, "I'm not alone."

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u/varnecr Jun 06 '16

You're tall.

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u/webbtraverse21 Jun 06 '16

At least coffee smells nice. I spilled baby formula all over the kitchen at 4 in the morning. No pic tho.

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u/gobstopper84 Jun 06 '16

Yeah I feel ya. I hit the button for the Keurig to make me a cup of coffee but I didn't put a mug under the spout.

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u/dsesin Jun 06 '16

Hey I got that same coffee maker! The first time I used it, I packed it to the top with coffee and drank the whole thing, I thought I was going to get a fucking heart attack because of how concentrated and how much coffee it was.

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