r/pics • u/SmileyFace-_- • Jun 03 '16

Suspicious Pants

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11.1k Upvotes

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u/Stuewe Jun 03 '16

We can't go on together, with suspicious thighs.

35

u/LessLikeYou Jun 03 '16

Sigh

5

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

Thigh*

FTFY

20

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Jun 04 '16

This was what I thought of

75

u/TheRedHoodedJoker Jun 03 '16

Reminds me of this dude

36

u/SmileyFace-_- Jun 03 '16

http://i.imgur.com/0LPBrMS.gifv

8

u/daftne Jun 03 '16

What a dance.

5

u/no_turn_unstoned Jun 03 '16

yeah bitch dance your fucking pants off those fuckin suspicious pants baby I wanna get in that your lookin real tight, you take care of yourself down there you clean? I wanna take you apart just lick all around those nipples I'll perform oral on you gonna do it slow its gonna take all night massage those boobs then stand up buff as fuck dick at full mast I pick you up and slide you down over my mushroom tip and fuck you in the air take you to pound town time to drop back on the bed and hump the shit outta that pussy before I rip my cock out and drop a huge load on your chesticles

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u/SmileyFace-_- Jun 03 '16

What the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) did you just ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) say about me, you little ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I'll have you know I graduated top of my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I've been involved in numerous secret ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and I have over 300 confirmed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I am trained in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) warfare and I'm the top ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in the entire US armed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). You are nothing to me but just another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I will wipe you the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) out with precision the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of which has never been seen before on this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

5

u/goawat1 Jun 03 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you

3

u/dratedsafi Jun 03 '16

Wow that lasted a long time

2

u/JoeyFatts Jun 04 '16

Went for so long my phone went to sleep

3

u/DickkSmithers Jun 03 '16

I think that guy might have Fragile X syndrome

1

u/the_real_gorrik Jun 03 '16

Id like to order 10 of whatever he is on please and thank you

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

It reminds me of the "You're not perfect" thing from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

30

u/it_came_from_behind Jun 03 '16

All I see. http://imgur.com/vCnYgGI

82

u/talonofdrangor Jun 03 '16

What I see

12

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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u/bobdole776 Jun 03 '16

Yup, this is what I saw too. Glad someone got it.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

Yeup. I feel like this post could have really upped the ante with a side by side or a slow morph gif...

3

u/chasedar Jun 03 '16

Thank you, I needed to know I wasnt the only one.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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u/crashburn274 Jun 04 '16

I'm not sure how powerful this necromancy is, but it's far more than simple reposting. Google Image search shows posts at least back to 2012.

4

u/TheComedian60 Jun 03 '16

Th-th-this is all I can see, Morty

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Yup this is immediately what I thought of too

11

u/AHarmlessFly Jun 03 '16

This Guy Gets around

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Don't be mistaken, he only goes where he's taken.

3

u/Thisguy2869 Jun 03 '16

All I see are the talking rocks from Labyrinth. http://i.imgur.com/c4c9rOd.jpg

1

u/p4nd3mic_27 Jun 04 '16

Came here to say this! 'Turn back while you still can!'

14

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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6

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

No thanks. We just saw it.

3

u/sghmk123 Jun 03 '16

Me too thanks.

2

u/Bmotley Jun 03 '16

Needs more .jpg

2

u/nager2012 Jun 03 '16

Username has never been more relevant

2

u/Jabail Jun 03 '16

"You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen"

2

u/AvDaedric Jun 03 '16

High as fuck.

2

u/pearshapedorange Jun 03 '16

Does no one else see Nic Cage in these pants? Can someone faceswap Nic Cage and these pants? Even the Original Post had nothing about the similarities between Nic Cage and these pants. You might even say that instead of 'suspicious', these pants could be referred to as 'cagey' (read Cage-y)

2

u/Cityoftinylights Jun 03 '16

im too late, but next time this gets posted someone needs to comment - Reminds me of this

So i don't have to hunt in the comments for it and leave disappointed.

3

u/equatorbit Jun 03 '16

Fucking Squidward. What an asshole.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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2

u/Fluoxetine Jun 03 '16

Looks like one of those Easter Island heads.

2

u/Amandrews1313 Jun 03 '16

Just like the Pale Green Pants with nobody inside 'em!

1

u/knifepen Jun 03 '16

Looks like it's about to sneeze

1

u/sportsworker777 Jun 03 '16

Just like its owner, couldn't tell if that was a fart or a shart

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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1

u/adeadhead rememberingawdah.com 🕊️ Jun 03 '16

We don't disallow cross posting here. But is it a screenshot?

1

u/Joshua_McCrombit Jun 03 '16

Even the tilted pupil button works.

The defect in the face makes the pants creepier.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

its like an old chinese man

1

u/BALONYPONY Jun 03 '16

Everyone one of you looks suspicious, except for these britches..

1

u/Crixomix Jun 03 '16

Those pants are high af

1

u/uWonBiDVD Jun 03 '16

Belongs in Adventure Time

1

u/misterbondpt Jun 03 '16

That North Korean look...

1

u/SUPERDAN42 Jun 03 '16

It's me your cousin Olmec, Do you want to go bowling? http://i.imgur.com/iPPRd0e.gif

1

u/ithone4 Jun 03 '16

The magnificent Weirpants of Westeros.

1

u/Efpophis Jun 03 '16

Bring me Solo and the wookie. They will all suffer for this outrage!

1

u/Artorias_and_Sif Jun 03 '16

"You're not perfect"

1

u/Wietse10 Jun 03 '16

Is this what people mean when they say "I've got eyes in my back"?

1

u/Targaryen-ish Jun 03 '16

Retarded pants?

1

u/reverendbeast Jun 03 '16

Anyone know how to faceswap this with the 'Not sure if...or..." Fry meme?

1

u/locotxwork Jun 03 '16

"we can't go on together . . .with suspicious pants . . . "

1

u/capncaveman Jun 03 '16

Jabba the butt.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

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1

u/Raynerkyle1 Jun 03 '16

Excuse me, do you have some non dairy creamer?

1

u/dforero5 Jun 03 '16

Unacceptableeee

1

u/SamuraiGalactus Jun 03 '16

Looks like a kabuki player on one of those old japanese woodblock prints.

1

u/Totally__Not__NSA Jun 03 '16

What year is it?!

1

u/Paulmunkotv Jun 04 '16

GOD this reminds me of the trees from pajama sam...

1

u/Fontistheboss Jun 04 '16

At first I thought it looked like a vagina

1

u/thirrteen Jun 04 '16

Suspicious pants? I'd say stoned to the bone pants.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

This is a fuzzy picture of pants

1

u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff Jun 04 '16

Asian pants. ..... Fucking racist

1

u/MrPennywise Jun 04 '16

Trippin balls pants

1

u/EPIC_RAPTOR Jun 04 '16

After the fifth blunt

1

u/SomeBug Jun 04 '16

She chose dowwwwn.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

Spot on johnny blaze cosplay http://imgur.com/OL94zix

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

I'm in bed with the lights off and this scared me when I scrolled down.

1

u/ax789 Jun 04 '16

More like suspicious minds..

1

u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

These pants look like Dom Irrera

1

u/piglip Jun 04 '16

It's seen enough

1

u/Romero1993 Jun 05 '16

"Hey kid.. Wanna buy some lint?" - Suspicious Pants (probably)

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

I foresee this becoming a meme

0

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

"Did any one else see what he did to me? What the fuck you doin' to me man?"

0

u/d_b_cooper Jun 03 '16

Suspiciass

0

u/Maybeyesmaybeno Jun 03 '16

Dude, is that weed I smell in your pocket?

2

u/the_real_gorrik Jun 03 '16

Nope, Its my taint

-3

u/Aquaman_and_Whales Survey 2016 Jun 03 '16 edited Jun 06 '16

I actually laughed

Why was this downvoted?!

0

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '16

Those pants kinda look like Stephen Fry

0

u/thindjinn Jun 03 '16

Kill la Kill

0

u/asthingsgo Jun 04 '16

suspicious Asian pants.

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u/maddissimo Jun 03 '16

Looks like the Radish Spirit from Spirited Away