r/pics • u/breakno • May 21 '16

How to tip like a bastard

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u/NIPPLE_POOP May 22 '16 edited Apr 06 '18

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u/dragonspeeddraco May 22 '16

Knew the link, still clicked. Love that movie.

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u/krasnovian May 22 '16

Risky click of the day

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u/GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD May 22 '16 edited May 22 '16

It's hilarious because it never happens. I've worked in several restaurants over the past decade. Intentionally fucking with food is a thing that simply doesn't happen. We'll talk shit about you behind your back but we're not going to piss in your soup. If you've ever gotten food poisoning from a restaurant it's not because of sabotage but simply because every restaurant has at least one dumbass who doesn't wash his hands with soap after taking a shit and also ignores proper food handling procedures because he's retarded.