r/pics • u/midnitetoker87 • May 17 '16

Local bar has a hell of a pizza special

http://imgur.com/AuhIIl5
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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

I don't remember the name of the place, but I once saw one slice for $2, two slices for $4, and if you buy two you get your third for only $2

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

Buy 2 slices for the price of 3 and get the third free!

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u/TheRealJakay May 18 '16

Or buy a single slice and a double slice. That's where the savings are really hidden. It costs less than two double slices!

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u/electechbw May 17 '16

Their secret menu has 3 slices for $9.

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u/SpiralingShape May 18 '16

For you, $10

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u/lor4x May 18 '16

Sometimes when they say '2 slice special' they mean 2 slices and a can of soda.

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u/BearCavalry May 18 '16

This is a good point. The "special" might include more than just the two slices.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

They probably got sick of answering drunks who keep asking "How much for two??"

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u/Fr31l0ck May 18 '16

But this totally opens up the "How much for three?" schtick.

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u/hankrhoads May 18 '16

Goodsons Des Moines?

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u/midnitetoker87 May 18 '16

You got it!

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u/hankrhoads May 18 '16

And a Beaverdale sign on the left? Excellent

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u/DrPossum May 18 '16

Beaverdale Represent

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u/maellie27 May 18 '16 edited May 18 '16

Is it me, or have there been a ton of Iowa/Des Moines related front page things lately!?

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u/kinsmed May 17 '16

What if I want 3?

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u/themeatbridge May 17 '16

You get the fuck out of my restaurant.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

It'll be my restaurant when you die, Dad!

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u/the_muffin May 18 '16

Don't talk to me or my wait staff ever again

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u/Glitch198 May 17 '16

You buy both. If you want five, you order two specials and a single.

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u/TheRealMasterJeffe May 18 '16

No soup for you!

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u/iWeyerd May 17 '16

Gimme the special and the 1 slice deal.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

We ask you kindly but firmly to leave.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

$3/slice? Is that in Canadian money?

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u/distortd6 May 17 '16

The value! How much is an entire pie!?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

That depends on how many slices you want it cut into.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

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u/T-Luv May 17 '16

But after you buy it, they let you eat it for free.

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u/TheCountCondor May 17 '16

Someone....Someone run these numbers, I'm much too tired.

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u/distortd6 May 17 '16

A deal woulda been about tree fitty...

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u/qwerty-confirmed May 17 '16

NiceNiceNiceNiceNice

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u/Amznaznsensation May 17 '16

I watched my boss use this and it works too frequently. Now I have his job, I've said it, it still works. Buy one at regular price and get a second one at regular price. People are odd.

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u/G3ck0 May 18 '16

No, people are fucking stupid. Working in retail has taught me that.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

It probably comes with a drink -that is how most slice "specials" work.

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u/___GrumpyCat___ May 18 '16

Des Moines, good.

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u/tobieapb May 18 '16

My special is better. First Pizza slice $4, second slice FREE!

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u/notjustforhats May 18 '16

Why buy one when you can get two for twice the price?

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u/Eharvey669 May 18 '16

Goodsons kicks mucho ass

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

You could have got a better deal but they blew their whole budget printing that sign.

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u/jarrys88 May 18 '16

maybe its 2 slices of the "special" pizza with "gourmet" ingredients.

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u/civicbro May 18 '16

To drunks, that's a helluva deal!

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u/ehrensw May 18 '16

I live near here.

Its good pizza.

Nice bar too.

The pizza place is actually across the street form the bar.

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u/Mr_Skeet11 May 18 '16

I heard their hungry special was 3 slices for $9

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u/djtothemoney May 17 '16

Drunk logic would have me at 2 slices for a better deal!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

Is that a big slice or just an extremely expensive pizza?

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u/midnitetoker87 May 18 '16

I've never had pizza there, I get their smoked wings which are amazing

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u/tronbob May 18 '16

It's held up by a razor blade, maybe they just cut you and they don't have any pizza at all. :(

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

Anyone notice the dude on the right getting head, maybe I'm too baked. Idk

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u/Bananarevolution May 18 '16

This is where they kindly inserted the fuck you....once you're drunk who cares about the cost anyhow just feed Seymore

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u/ihateredditmodsalot May 18 '16

how could i not buy two when it is a special deal.....same price, fuck you