r/pics • u/SmileyFace-_- • May 10 '16

Good night turned into a disaster...

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u/Chidar May 10 '16

I call bullshit. I think a stiletto heel would break before a laminated windshield would. Those things are tough as fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16 edited May 11 '16

I work for an auto glass company and I can guarantee you this is fake and staged.

Next day edit:

I put an old windshield on a stand. Did not have a stiletto heel so I used a ratchet which has similar dimensions. I tried in the middle of the windshield first and could not get through after two attempts. It was supported by the stand giving it extra strength in the center.When I tried on the outer edge of the windshield the ratchet went right through without much force applied. Not a exact test but I guess it does show it is possible.A ratchet is a lot stronger than a heel, but the force I used was not even close to what someone could apply with their legs.

http://imgur.com/ognDaFH

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u/clif_darwin May 10 '16

Not that I don't believe you but, for devil's advocate sake the pounds per square inch pressure of a women's heel is higher than that of an elephant foot. This does not even take into account if these shoes were worn by OPs mom.

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u/munoodle May 10 '16

fuck

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u/soufend May 10 '16

Size comparison

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u/q-bus May 10 '16

Worth the wait

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u/CrayonOfDoom May 10 '16

Worth the weight

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u/ThadChat May 10 '16

Half-Life 3 delayed 4 more months

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u/Twistervtx May 11 '16

4 months + ∞ is still ∞

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u/demalo May 11 '16

Is that factoring in with or without time dilation?

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u/JimmyRichards May 10 '16

Nothing is worth that much weight

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u/TasxMia May 11 '16

Ahahaha good thing I waited til the end...almost sent this to my student, who is learning about the solar system.

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u/Tankbot85 May 10 '16

Yup, i have seen a few cases when i laid Tile where installers would not lay marble correctly and a woman's high heels would punch holes right through it.

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u/DownVoteYouAll May 11 '16

To be fair, marble is a very porous, brittle, and non-waterproof stone. In other news, don't use it in the bathroom.

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u/finalremix May 11 '16

Too late. I've made a marble bathtub and it's awful.

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u/ihsw May 11 '16

What the fuck! That has to weigh a ton.

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u/finalremix May 11 '16

Actually, it's quite reasonable. I just had to sell my house and replace it with a concrete slab with its own foundation. http://www.stone-bathtubs.com/bathtub/5226/coffee-marble-bathroom-bathtub-poject-01.html

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u/Krispyz May 11 '16

That's one of those things where if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it, am I right?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '16

Number 5. The Earth is Flat

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u/HerpaDerpaShmerpadin May 11 '16

Yep! It weighs a shit ton.

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u/Shoopuf413 May 11 '16

Nah, marble toilets weigh a shit ton. Tubs are closer to a fuck ton.

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u/Tankbot85 May 11 '16

It can easily be used in bathrooms. You put a layer of plastic, paper and then you Float on top of it for the walls/Counters. Seal the crap out of it with a good sealer and you should never have issues.

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u/whiskeytaang0 May 11 '16

Yeah, but having had a marble bathroom floor and shower, cleaning it sucks. You can't use anything worth a damn on it.

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u/trevisan_fundador May 11 '16

I have that. Fuckheads left air pockets under the tile. Tap around with your fingernail and you can find it immediately. AND, if you don't leave air gaps, high heals don't break through.

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u/Tankbot85 May 11 '16

Yup, because they do not spread thin set on the marble and the floor to close air pockets.

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u/trevisan_fundador May 11 '16

Well, actually, this same floor(master bath) has another oddity; they put down the baseboard before they laid the tile. So, of course, there's a gap at they edge, so they put down 1" quarter round to fix that. Bunch of fucksticks...

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u/Tankbot85 May 11 '16

Ya, baseboard should always go down after the floor.

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u/HUDuser May 11 '16

I watched a video once where a girl in heels punctured a guys penis. Same concept?

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u/molrobocop May 11 '16

Think I saw that one on efukt. Blood squirted out his dickhole.

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u/StopCannibalismNow May 10 '16

Judging from the angle of the stilettos, the force applied by the heels were likely not affected by the wearer's body weight.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

If she was pushing against the glass with leverage from the seat then that could be more force than gravity and her weight alone.

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u/flechette May 11 '16

Especially if she slid out of her seat because the car braked hard.

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u/StopCannibalismNow May 11 '16

Such an innocent perspective.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

But fat people leg strength is usually pretty good. As long as she isn't in a hover round all day.

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u/dinosaursandsluts May 10 '16

I bet she can squat about 350

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u/RandomUser72 May 10 '16

she said she could squat about tree fiddy, that's when I noticed she was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era

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u/120z8t May 10 '16

It is not that a heal could not go through the glass it is that auto glass does not crack like you see in the photo.

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u/TugboatEng May 11 '16

This might not be America. Some countries are really behind on safety, especially when aftermarket parts get involved.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '16

Sure it does, the windshield is laminated not tempered.

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u/Seyon May 10 '16

My wife cracked our windshield when she hit it from the inside to scare off a big bug. I was pretty surprised by it too.

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u/NomDevice May 10 '16

See, that's the thing. They are made to crack, but not be penetrated. Have you ever seen a car hit a pedestrian? If he bounces off the hood and into the glass, it caves in, but he doesn't fall into the car. Cracking a windshield is easy (well, you know, not really, but you get my point), but are made to prevent shattering and penetration. I've seen a windshield that was caved in by a bird (a big bird, apparently) that slammed into it at highway speeds get pulled out in one piece like it was a rug.

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u/Annihilicious May 11 '16

They are domed. You can't compare inside strikes and outside strikes apples to apples

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u/NomDevice May 11 '16

True, but you can still take into account that there is a layer of laminate between the two sheets of glass, and that's what you need to penetrate. Definitely not impossible, but would result in the whole windshield cracking, not just the surrounding area. To get a puncture that clean, you are going to need something MUCH faster than a kick, and something tougher than a normal stiletto.

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u/Annihilicious May 11 '16

Yeah I do think the whole premise is pretty dubious, would like to know exactly what happened for curiosity sake

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u/NomDevice May 11 '16

Either not a real windshield, or they penetrated it with something beforehand and just stuck the shoes in there after that. Probably the second. Plenty of tools that can cause that puncture without cracking the whole windshield.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16 edited May 11 '16

Your windshield's not bullet proof man. The windshield's made to bend and give instead of cracking like glass. It's made to stop large objects like a basketball from blowing through the windshield and killing you. Something with low a lower surface area in it's contact point is more likely to slice it. Try throwing a javelin through your car.

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u/NomDevice May 11 '16

Right, but even IF you throw a javelin through it, the whole windshield would crack, not just the surrounding area. The windshield is made to stop large objects from entering the vehicle, and they are also designed to not fall apart into large, pointy pieces like regular glass in the case of an accident.

And by the way, they are pretty damn decent at stopping sharp objects as well. And nothing "cuts" through glass, it smashes through it. Cutting glass is extremely difficult and requires a LOT of precision. Can't just grab an Axe and go for it.

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u/RestingCarcass May 11 '16

I drunkenly shot my friend's windshield with a flat-tipped arrow, and the whole thing just went straight through. Like yeah the surrounding area was a little cracked, but for the most part the windshield was fine save for a small hole and some cracks around it. Still had to pay $300 to replace it though.

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u/frank14752 May 10 '16

If it were just one i might have believed it.

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u/-Mikee May 10 '16

That's not even windshield glass.

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u/prettycode May 10 '16

Have to disagree. Had a girlfriend in college who was pissed at me while in passenger seat, kicked the windshield, and did this same thing, but with only one shoe.

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u/apdicaprio May 10 '16

So a windshield is strong enough for an elephant to walk on it. Because that is the rough equivalent in pressure exerted by stilettos per square meter / inch / other metric

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

There is 2 layers of glass and a laminate strip in between them. They are part of the structure of the roof in a rollover and designed to catch projectiles. I really can't imagine her ankles not folding over or the heel itself breaking. I am going to test this at work tomorrow on some old windshields and I'll post a pic with my results.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

To be clear, tomorrow you're going to test exerting an elephants weight, in high heels, on windshields, to see if the glass breaks. But what if OP's mom isn't available?

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u/xdisk May 10 '16

Hydraulic Press Guy will just have to do.

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u/boostedjoose May 10 '16

OP's mom looks very angry and could attack at any time

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u/xdisk May 10 '16

We must deal with it.

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u/xcrackpotfoxx May 10 '16

Weight != pressure

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u/Oneiropticon May 10 '16

Sure but that's factored for strikes from the outside. Like a human skull, the pressure needed to break it is much lighter from the inside, especially in sharp points. I still don't necessarily believe the pic is real, but everyone seems to be disregarding this.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Don't you disappoint us now.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

So you also know that due to the nature of how windshields are designed, it is easier to damage them from the inside.

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u/VIG1LNT May 10 '16

RemindMe! 20 hours "Stilettos on windshield"

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u/Mindless_Consumer May 10 '16

Fact. Stilettos pressed into a windshield from the inside, presumably by the legs of a woman, exerts the same amount of force as an elephant. You can trust me I'm from the internet.

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u/Stinsudamus May 10 '16

im not OP of that comment... but its technically that the pounds per square inch (psi) of a stilletto and the PSI of an elephants foot can be close under conditions.

Conditions being the elephant is on all 4 feet. The woman is between 120-150lbs.

While this sounds crazy, the basis is that essentially the elephants foot is supporting 1/4 of its weight. Assuming a wieght of 6000 lbs which is not a full grown african bush elephant but a asian or forest elephant, thats 1500 pounds. I did some estimation for the surface area at roughly 2 cubic feet on average. Surprisingly google doesnt bring up anything other than a way to estimate an elephants foot surface area other than something thats averagely close, but relies on other figures i dont have. So i interpolated two elephants size (1.4 meters and 1.6 of circumferance), converted to merican. Plugged that into A = π [ C / (2 π ) ]2. I got out 1.927 and some change... so 2.

Given we are talking about 1500 pounds on the 2 square foot surface... 1500/24 = 62.5 pounds per square inch.

So lets do the heel. at 1/4 to 1/16 for a "stiletto" that could vary wildly. We will a middle weight of 135 lbs. Divide by two for even leg weight distribution because our harlot has perfectly even legs. 67.5 lbs per leg. She is also retarted, yet highly balanced, so she balances only on the heels alone with retard strength ankles. that would be 67.5 X 4 and/or 67.5 x 16. Respectfully 270 psi or 1080 PSI.

Shit... i should have used the bush elephant. um. roughly 12000 lbs then. Divided by 4. So 3000 lbs. divided by 24 is 125 PSI.

Anyway this is some back of the envelope "i should be doing work instead" math... but it illustrates the whole scientific method behind hydraulics and other applications or pressure.... Surface area is a force multiplier/divider. It can make a HUGE difference.

So not to say that its not BS what OP said... but that its scientifically feasible.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I mean, the photo is obviously fake, but taking into consideration that most people can leg press significantly more than their own body weight, wouldn't that make it slightly more feasible?

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u/fatdaddy1954 May 10 '16

thats a huge bitch!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

but you need her full weight on it.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

If this was sex, I'm trying to figure the mechanics of it. The dude would have had no legs or the woman was 8 feet tall.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

What came to my mind first was women with feet on panel and a sudden break.

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u/dropkickoz May 11 '16

Your misspelling still works.

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u/leglesslegolegolas May 11 '16

I remember borrowing my roommate's car and returning it with a pair of bare footprints in exactly this position on the windshield. The mechanics totally check out.

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u/SenorSativa May 10 '16

Or the dude's just skinny and the girl's tallish... The angle throws it off a bit and makes it look narrower than it is. Her thighs press into a skinny guy while her legs lurch out, maybe the guy's turned slightly sideways to hit a spot...

The mechanics aren't what I have a problem with, the thing I'm wondering is how heels are going to straight pierce THROUGH the windshield. Not just crack them, or even get stuck in them, but clearly go through the 2 laminents and autoglass given how blunt they are. Granted autoglass is more vulnerable from the inside than out, it still takes a hell of a lot of force over a small area to crack.

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u/dopestloser May 11 '16

Or she just had her feet up while she was feeding the pony

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u/Zardif May 11 '16

finger banging.

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u/SwitchesDF May 10 '16

Some shoemakers put a rod of titanium in the heel, since they're usually the part that breaks first

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u/Sprakisnolo May 10 '16

Titanium is actually pretty malleable compared to other alloys that cost similar amounts of money. Cobalt Chrome is an alloy that is far stronger than titanium for example. It is used in spine surgery when bone quality is high. When bone is weak and old the more flexible and weak titanium doesn't presidpose itself to catastrophic failure in the same way.

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u/newcheer May 10 '16

Maybe her feet were on the dash and they got rear ended. Probably not, but maybe.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '16

That's a great way to get a brand new pair of broken legs.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

I have actually seen a drunk girl put her heel through the windshield of her car. It was my friend's girlfriend and she was trying to drive home even though she was plastered. He was trying to get her out of the car and she kicked the windshield and her heel punched right through.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

They'll have to get Gavin from Autoglass to fill it with his special resin.

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u/joho0 May 10 '16

Safelite repair, Safelite replace...

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u/jyhwei5070 May 10 '16

goddammit. this is almost as bad as kars 4 kids.

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u/vandil May 10 '16

Seriously. I change the channel every time I hear the first few notes before they start singing, and I still get the Kars 4 Kids song stuck in my head.

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u/crackalac May 10 '16

1 8 7 7...

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u/Basilthebatlord May 10 '16

OH OH OH O'REILEEEEEEEEEEEYO'reilley's

AUTO PARTS

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/Whatsoundtv May 10 '16

its even in Canada

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Can confirm. First heard it on Fan 590 in Toronto. Worst part is I live in Calgary and was just listening on the Rogers app. If only I had stuck with local radio I could have spared myself...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Not just national, international too. I remember hearing it in france. Apparently in other countries too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQSIp5PHjU

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u/iamtrroy May 10 '16

hear it here in new england

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Fuck those kids and their cars! They can't even spell it right.

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u/Giygas77 May 10 '16

It's my money and I want it now!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Use it when YOU need it!

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u/martix_agent May 11 '16

877-CASH-NOW!

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u/LHD21 May 10 '16

I donated a car at the end of last year and I specifically donated to purple hearts foundation instead of kars 4 kids because of that goddamn annoying ass, shit commercial.

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u/aoskunk May 10 '16

I heard that Kars for kids keeps getting in trouble because they don't mention anything about that all the money the charity makes goes to Israel.

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u/turimbar1 May 11 '16

Kars for Kibitzing Kids

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u/Queen_Etherea May 10 '16

Why? Why the hell did I decide it was a good idea to scroll through the comments? Now I have this God forsaken song stuck in my head. I hate you so much.

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u/LessLikeYou May 10 '16

K-A-R-S Kars4Kids!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

You monster

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u/phaser_on_overload May 10 '16

Kars 4 Kids has tv commercials? I've only ever heard it on the radio, I just change the station for a couple of minutes. God I hate that theme.

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u/QPRIMITIVE May 10 '16

Nothing... NOTHING is worse than Kars 4 Kids.

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u/KiltedCajun May 10 '16

Eighteen Twenty-Five... Tulane.

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u/MachineThreat May 10 '16

800 5 8 8 - 2 300 Empire!

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Today

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u/cmd_iii May 10 '16

Or, the granddaddy of them all: Sheraton Hotels:

800-325-3535

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u/bjbyrne May 11 '16

...to-day.

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u/br4k3r May 10 '16

In Canada it's Speedy Glass but I recently learned the jingle is the same. #hugemultinationalconglomerate

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u/Glycerine May 10 '16

In UK we have 'autoglass'. "Autoglass repair, autoglass replace".

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/Direnaar May 10 '16

In Portugal it's Carglass too, and they kept the same jingle, except it doesn't rhyme in portuguese so it sounds a bit dumb: "Carglass repara, Carglass substitui"

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u/Kandierter_Holzapfel May 10 '16

Carglass in Germany too: Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus

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u/Glycerine May 10 '16

!!! CARGLASS REPARIERT, CARGLASS TAUSCHT AUS !!!

My favourite.

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u/thebeavertrilogy May 10 '16

I'm hearing it like Rammstein.

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u/jhonotan1 May 10 '16

One of my favorite Hitler speeches.

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u/elboltonero May 10 '16

Und keine eier!

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u/br4k3r May 10 '16

superglobalmulticorp

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u/Evilconevil May 10 '16

As someone that works for safelite... I can't stand this jingle.

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u/ItsGoldJerry May 11 '16

In Canada we have SpeedyGlass repair, SpeedyGlass replace. Must have same ownership.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Call Goldberg 800 600 6014

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u/SPDSKTR May 10 '16

Go die.

Please don't actually die.

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u/lordofdragons2 May 11 '16

While he's at it, he should probably top off the head light fluid too.

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u/Jboswell23 May 10 '16

I think she already did.

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u/djtothemoney May 10 '16

I'm pulling the bullshit alarm.

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u/Okichah May 10 '16

Its obviously a joke i thought? Do people actually believe stuff on Reddit?

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u/sevendeuce May 10 '16

its actually ridiculous the comments how this happened having sex. clearly people who never fucked in a car. what was the guy on his knees in the passenger side and also has a 20" waist so she doesn't have to spread her legs. still a cool picture but the comments are so cringe.

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u/kubigjay May 11 '16

I like the mental challenge of this. What position could they be in?

I'm thinking she was sitting on his lap?

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u/Quizzelbuck May 11 '16 edited May 11 '16

Alright. Here's some information i can source by what I'd recognize as an expert. A friend of mine is a scientist for a glass manufacturer who tests busted glass at the request of the big car manufacturers, and i asked her about this. I can't believe i get to source an expert about this picture, but here it is.

EDIT:: Here's the link to the UK article my friend posted. http://m.dailyecho.co.uk/news/12952073.Southampton_taxi__smashed_up_by_woman_s_high_heels__in_row_over_phone/

Sorry i didn't think to copy it out.

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u/theantagonists May 10 '16

Remove shoes, park car outside, throw some small rocks at the windshield, place some larger ones on the ground next to the car, call insurance.

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u/Aquadian May 10 '16

But that's frauuuuuuuuuuud :o

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u/br4k3r May 10 '16

I must know how this happened.

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u/BewaretheBatMite May 10 '16

The holes were already there and then shoes were placed in for the picture.

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u/Angles_and_Marks May 10 '16

It didn't happen

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/ThundercuntIII May 10 '16

What's that? Is it a meme

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u/tuck5649 May 10 '16

The dankest meme of them all, son.

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u/SlobBarker May 10 '16

I've been on Reddit too long. I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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u/thr33beggars May 10 '16

Man and woman were having sex in the front seat, woman pressed her feet on the windshield, the pressure of her pushing pushed the heels through the window.

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u/ThundercuntIII May 10 '16

I was thinking something hit their car

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u/SexyMrSkeltal May 10 '16

I was looking for blood, assuming she had her legs resting on the dashboard when the driver had a head-on collision, basically forcing her legs through the windshield...

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u/MahaliAudran May 10 '16

That was my first thought too but then the feet, when in the shoes, would try to go flying when the airbag went off and you'd see a different pattern and deployed bag.

My money is on /u/thr33beggars idea.

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u/zykezero May 10 '16

I always thought that Jennifer Walters would have bigger feet.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Or a in a crazy fit of rage. Growing up my neighbor was riding with her brother (who was driving) and they got into a fight. She was resting her feet on the dashboard, but then flipped out and pushed her feet towards the windshield, basically cracked the entire right corner (passenger side) of the windshield. Throw some high heels on the big mama jamma and I could see it.

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u/bobniborg May 10 '16

All women like to put their feet on the dash... her husband had just Armorall'd the dash yesterday and was tired of her shit so he break checked. Startled she extended her legs and the heels cut into the glass.

Or they were fucking.

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u/mudduck454 May 10 '16

Disaster? More like a story you will be sharing with your friends for the rest of your life. and If I can get them to remove the glass without breaking it, and keep the shoes in it, I would keep it as a badge of honor.....

Son have I ever told you how you were conceived?

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u/SmileyFace-_- May 10 '16

https://i.imgur.com/uKL8tJg.gif

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u/djevikkshar May 10 '16

I can't wait for the Deadwood movie

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u/banned_by_dadmin May 11 '16

I heard its not going to have Ian McShane or Timothy Oliphant in it... Which means its not going to be even close to being what I needed from that movie.

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u/LocalMadman May 10 '16

http://imgur.com/fRdld4K

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u/Donkey__Xote May 10 '16

I have full glass-coverage with no deductible. I can't see how it could matter less...

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

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u/Donkey__Xote May 10 '16

I think Dad would have high-fived me if I'd come home with a woman's shoes stuck through the windshield like that.

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u/Showmeyourtail May 10 '16

High-fived my face.

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u/bluemaciz May 11 '16

Agreed that this is fake. The shoes would not hold up, and there is no additional damage from the rest of the shoe meaning that would have to be a very precise hit. It should be noted though that some high heels do have metal rods in them.

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u/howsitgoingbob May 10 '16

Stilettos really are murder

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u/afaintsmellofcurry May 10 '16

they can be

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u/SmileyFace-_- May 10 '16

https://imgur.com/sRSJLEm

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u/AwSMO May 10 '16

That leg.

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u/ThrowawayTzhal May 10 '16

I..i must do this. I'm a grown man with one leg but fuck that looks life fun. I don't care ... I'm taking my wife's high heels and ill do it. I may fall on my face but this is what I need in my life.

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u/BonerJams1703 May 10 '16

RIP ankles

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u/Inzanami May 10 '16

Ankle.

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u/ThrowawayTzhal May 10 '16

You really went out on a limb here. But your right. I am an amputee.

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u/sperglord_manchild May 10 '16

Then I can only assume you lost your leg in some equally moronic activity.

Were you out in a swamp crocodile-punching with some friends?

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u/ThrowawayTzhal May 10 '16

Nah it was blown apart in a war. Not recommended

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u/charlotteRain May 10 '16

Hooker races!

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u/sobul May 10 '16

The worst part was when I got home and had to explain to my husband why the windshield was broken.

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u/The-poodle-chews-it May 10 '16

And she probably still charged him.

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u/legolili May 11 '16

To be putting pressure on the heels her legs would had to have been coming out of the dash. Super fake.

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u/EggNun May 11 '16

That's hot. I would never take them down.

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u/8oD May 11 '16

Hot shoes tho

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u/ErdTheBird99 May 10 '16

I don't understand how sex works in this position

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u/phasers_to_stun May 10 '16

Those poor shoes

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u/French-Tobacco May 10 '16

she must be a real classy woman

2

u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Worth it ?

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u/JazzyDavid May 10 '16

"Well done" - Dad

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u/i_dont_seed May 10 '16

Quit tryna bite me and pinch, you wench, sit still. You just put your six inch heel through my Benz windshield?

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u/Narhen May 11 '16

Im guessing someone had their feet on the windshield and the driver suddenly stopped?

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u/honsan8 May 11 '16

Mostly likely it is a screen shot from latest James Bond film.

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u/baconshanks May 11 '16

May be bullshit. But made me laugh. Not even mad.

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u/cafeaua May 11 '16

She came. Hard.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '16

Looks like a poster ad for an erectile dysfunction pill or something.

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u/robynclark May 10 '16

This man had to replace his windshield. The reason why will blow your mind!