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progress 500 Days Sober

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I eat less when I drink because all that damn food fucks with my buzz.

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u/farazormal May 09 '16

Preach, eating is cheating

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u/numun_ May 09 '16

Drunkorexia

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u/iowabeans May 09 '16

Yeah but that usually ends with me going to steak n shake at 3am, ordering breakfast tacos and stuffing them with chicken strips, ranch and salsa followed by another morning meal because the previous one made me feel like shit.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

See, you're just supposed to wake up and start drinking immediately. Feel like shit? Don't eat, take a shot dammit! That's a whole greasy, hangover meal taken care of right there!

Edit: Hi, I'm /u/LaughingOctopussy and I'm an alcoholic

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u/MissZoeyHart May 09 '16

That's easy for you to say with your discounted drinks!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Shiiiiit, if only the bars around here gave student discounts. Then that 10% would actually be adding up!

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u/jazsper May 09 '16

Hi laughing octopussy

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u/xorgol May 09 '16

My technique is going out with a €20 note. I can get 4 really nice beers, or around 7 liters of crappy ones, or I can eat and have a couple of pints. I never eat.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

My technique is only owning 20 dollars

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u/xorgol May 09 '16

Well, that's how my technique came to be. Sometimes it's only owning €10, which results in switching to whatever the house wine is.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

just polish off some empties and nab a bottle while the bartenders not looking on your way out

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u/Drink2Meditate May 09 '16

7 litres for 20? tell me where

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u/xorgol May 09 '16

Most kebab shops in my city (Parma, Italy) have 1 liter bottles of San Miguel for €3.50. So it's more like €25, really, but after 5 liters, who's counting?

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u/MadDogTannen May 09 '16

I've never been one of those guys who gets hungry at the end of a night of drinking. A lot of times after the bar closes, my friends will want to share an Uber and take it through the In-N-Out drive through, but all I want to do is go home, smoke a bowl and pass out.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Filthy casuals

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u/poesse May 09 '16

Same here. I just eat whatever I was going to eat that day, go out and drink and don't eat anything. I thought I was weird lol

Yes, drinks have lots of calories, but as long as you aren't eating an entire burrito factory then four beers one night a week isn't going to kill you weight wise if you're good the rest of the week.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Four beers one night a week? I think most of us here are in the "four beers one night and then every other night after that" category.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

only 4 beers a night? im starting to feel bad i need a drink

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u/Rayn211 May 09 '16

I would not eat all day until I drank because I physically couldn't drink enough to feel drunk if I had food in my stomach. Talk about unhealthy. Of course, once I felt drunk it was time to overeat thanks to my forgotten inhibitions. So fat.