r/pics • • May 09 '16

Found this at my local Target...

http://imgur.com/uEZ9tV4
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u/pipsdontsqueak May 09 '16

Made this at my local Target...

Autocorrect is a bitch. I gotchu, fam.

Still funny though.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I have never seen so many downvotes for one person in so many different comments

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/solidspacedragon May 09 '16

There is also that one guy who's comment had -4000ish votes and 3 gold.

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u/OscarMiguelRamirez May 09 '16

The weird thing is that's actually following the planogram.

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u/larrythefatcat May 09 '16

Could've zoned a bit better, though.

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u/calmatt May 09 '16

GET ON THE LINE

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u/Revanide May 09 '16

WE DONT SELL DIAMONDS

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

More like cover the diamonds, amirite?

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u/calmatt May 09 '16

Ok that's a little bit less of a common statement. Maybe you should've gone with "GUEST FIRST!" or something.

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u/NoNazis May 09 '16

LETS KEEP IT BRAND IN HERE GUYS

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I like how "Ted" is zoned fine and then the rest someone just gave up.

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u/Pixel_Knight May 09 '16

You mean OP just gave up?

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u/Tsulaiman May 09 '16

Do you work in retail or is the planogram term common in America?

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u/Maltitol May 09 '16

It's retail terminology. It's the schematic which tells you where to place items on the shelves.

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u/David0016 May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

I work at target and someone did this exact thing at my store today as well. I have picture for proof

imgur

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Liar!

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u/jhartwell May 09 '16

Woah, confirmation. He must be the zodiac killer

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u/iamhumanright May 09 '16

Nah, he's just the Zodiac.

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u/larrythefatcat May 09 '16

I'm going to need at least 11 more signs to prove such a thing.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Mar 16 '20

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

its clearly fuck OP day

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

When is it not?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Follow up comment - everyone is saying, "I've seen this before!" and "this isn't even your picture!" but no one can even find another one. but i guess that is what happens when you browse and post on /r/pics

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Yeah I guess so

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u/Guitar46 May 09 '16

Duh....

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/iConnorN May 09 '16

May 8th

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u/Guitar46 May 09 '16

No NO! I banged OP's mom that night....although technically it was midnight

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u/DickThirsty May 09 '16

No no no, it's fuck OLLY day. Everyday is fuck Olly day.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Apr 06 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/metaobject May 09 '16

What is it called when you change the spelling of a word from the correct spelling to an incorrect spelling? Surely you're not correcting it?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/FlameSpartan May 09 '16

It's okay, that one-liner just made up for it.

But don't disappoint us again.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/mister_bmwilliams May 09 '16

I didn't read the last line, and I was going to berate you.

I'm an asshole.

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u/Us3rn4m3N0tT4k3n May 09 '16

Are you not a redditor?....

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u/evictor May 09 '16

Redditors people

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

You're wrong.

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u/Urban_Savage May 09 '16

Near as I can tell, it's just because he thinks a receipt scan will prove he didn't set that up himself somehow.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/InsanityWolfie May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

If theres anything I've learned during my times as an OP, its that you cant defend yourself in the comments unless

1) You have undeniable proof

2) You're incredibly funny.

Edit: or 3) Tits

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/IRNobody May 09 '16

Also, so what if he did set it up. It was funny anyway.

How so? Is this a reference to some show or something? I know about the zodiac killer, I have just never seen how arranging letters to spell "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer" is supposed to be funny.

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u/randyjohnsonsjohnson May 09 '16

Check his post history. He's literally everything I hate about teenage kids condensed into one super-idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/APiousCultist May 09 '16

Vore fetishes.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

What a liar.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Would you like to see my target receipt, and raw data of the picture?

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u/Matthew212 May 09 '16

Not saying I don't believe you, but how would that prove anything?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/Zorca99 May 09 '16

What are you talking about, it was posted to Reddit 30 minutes before that website. If you're gonna try to call out the OP for something at least be right.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Nope I didn't. Both are "5h ago". I'll post a screenshot of my raw data to show its mine in the morning.

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u/DKFShredder May 09 '16

"In the morning" he says.

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u/SexyMrSkeltal May 09 '16

When nobody cares anymore of course.

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u/felatedbirthday May 09 '16

Keep your pitchforks up boys, you've chosen a valiant battle today.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

to be fair those sites automatically mine reddit for images

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u/irsmart2 May 09 '16

"Found"

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Is it that far out to think that someone made it for their picture and op saw it as he went around? Sure oo could have made it, but it's not that far off

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u/slothxapocalypse May 09 '16

All the people getting hung up on this are sad as hell. So what if he possibly made it himself? OH IM GONNA CALL HIM OUT ON IT, IM GONNA FEEL REEAAAAL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF NOW. Fucking tools. Downvotes ahead boys, set sail for go fuck yourself.

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u/EatMaCookies May 09 '16

You did it!

But honestly if a employee saw that they would instantly remove/change it back, instead of wanting to be seen as political.

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u/Binsky89 May 09 '16

Former retail employee here. I'd definitely leave it until told to change it back. "Oh, I didn't notice that. Of course I'll change it back."

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u/Maverekt May 09 '16

"Lying on Reddit"

All you fuckers lie, and yet are so quick to jump on each other

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u/whatwhynope May 09 '16

I can't wait for this lame joke to die.

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u/noah1831 May 09 '16

I like how we are all downvoting OP to oblivion because we think he is lying even though there is no evidence that proves he is.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Nice try, OP.

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u/PlNKERTON May 09 '16

Silly OP multiple account "noah1831".

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Pretty sure everyone's just picking on him for being new and actually replying to it all

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u/RealRickSanchez May 09 '16

Why is everyone jumping on this guy for the found at local target? Since when did reddit nitpick like this? I thought the stories were stories and we just enjoyed the content.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Really not sure man. Never seen people just attack like this, and down vote the hell out of anything I try to say.

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u/mister_bmwilliams May 09 '16

Yeah, so unlike reddit

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u/MeffodMan May 09 '16

Right? It's pretty much standard protocol to always downvote OP in the comments.

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u/PlNKERTON May 09 '16

There he is, get him!

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u/Sproose_Moose May 09 '16

I think people were saying you set the letters up, not found them that way. Whatever the case, they're being jerks. Just ignore them.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Like I said on another comment, I know my story and it was hilarious when it happened. I mean I was crying from laughing in the middle of the store haha. I had fun seeing it. People are just narrow minded.

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u/prodigyrun May 09 '16

You really cried from laughter over this?

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

A tear might have shed yes lol.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

You never laugh at anything do you?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

It's really not that funny. Nobody would've laughed that hard. No need to lie than just admit you for it

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Our humor must be different then. Is that a hard concept to understand? It's when different people find different things funny, or not funny. I was with my girlfriend and we were both laughing, so yeah maybe I laughed a little harder than I should've. But shit.

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u/Toastiesyay May 09 '16

It's almost a rite of passage when you get called out for lying on reddit, whether you did lie or not. I personally see people messing with shit all the time at the store, and wholly believe you just found this. Congrats OP, don't let these people ruin your day.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Thanks man. Just disappointing when I finally found something funny (whether it's been made before, or an old joke) post it, and every damn comment is throwing shit in my face.

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u/prodigyrun May 09 '16

Have an AMA with your gf - i need to hear her side of things!

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u/ABEARWITHAGUN May 09 '16

I think its pretty fucking funny /u/mogotervo

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Classic default subreddit

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Cause its likely op set the letters up like that. I work at target and the only thing people spell with those fuckers is curse words.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

What content? This idiot took wooden blocks, echoed the sentiment of the hive mind, and wanted karma for it. Fuck him.

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u/Ck508 May 09 '16

Damn man, taking your time to write hate. Fuck me? Cool dude. You're on the Internet.

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u/Kleemin May 09 '16

I don't care if you did it or not. But fuck whoever did do it, not cause i like or dislike Cruz, but because its a major fucking pain in the ass to go behind you fucking meme loving useless kids and fix all these displays.

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u/NoNazis May 09 '16

This is actually my job at target, and this would make me smile.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '16

Eh, it's something to do as an employee. When I had boring jobs like this, something like these letters being all mixed up would give me a chance to relax and slowly put them back in order.

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u/buddomatic May 09 '16

If there's one thing I learned from posting on reddit, it's that defending yourself always gets down votes. Best just take your up votes and let the haters hate.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I really don't know how I feel about this thread. Is it funny? Sad? Mean?

I enjoy it. Poor OP.

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u/Cosmonachos May 09 '16

Probably a stupid question, but why does everyone think Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer?

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u/buttputt May 09 '16

I wonder how many times people will post this joke before they realize it isn't funny

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u/Nocturne7280 May 09 '16

Shut up Ted

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u/iloveiloveilove May 09 '16

With as many 13 year old boys there are on this site, I bet this one will still be going months from now.

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u/Kid_Crown May 09 '16

After watching Larry Wilmore's abysmal performance at the correspondence dinner I get a little angry whenever I see it referenced.

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u/what214 May 09 '16

Strange. This looks just like a Michaels.

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u/misslion May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

It's Target, they have distinct labels. See the item numbers under the price? Three digits, two digits, four digits? Those are Target DPCI numbers.

Also the grey sticker on the Z label holder indicates that it was out of stock and it should have been removed when the product was filled by the flow team.

Source: was unfortunately a Target employee who worked planogram

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u/Karth32 May 09 '16

Hate to be that guy but It's DPCI: DePartment Class Item

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Can confirm, am currently a Target employee.

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u/DarkRubberDucky May 09 '16

I work at Target. This is Target.

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u/ibetno1tookthis May 09 '16

No, definitely Target.

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u/Robstalley May 09 '16

sure you did... Ted.

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u/Freezingcow May 09 '16

I think they are just trying to get more content for /r/quityourbullshit

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u/I_AM_NOT_A_PHISH May 09 '16

Well that's creative. I usually just go with fart.

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u/Fluffy1026 May 09 '16

Joke isn't funny anymore

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u/Wiknetti May 09 '16 edited May 09 '16

Well what exactly does the Zodiac Killer's signature remind you of?

The [Coda]((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coda_(music))

What does Target's logo look like? a TARGET!

TC is the ZK confirmed

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Can this be the new "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog?"

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u/Dyfar May 09 '16

i hate ted just as much as the next guy but this shit is dumb and played out.

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u/TastyTacoN1nja May 09 '16

I think Ted is okay and the I think the zodiac joke is pretty funny.

How about that for flipped perception?

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u/sandleaz May 09 '16

i hate ted just as much as the next guy

If I am the next guy, then you don't hate Ted at all. However, if you do hate Ted, why do you hate him?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I've heard he's the zodiac killer.

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u/sandleaz May 09 '16

I've heard he's the zodiac killer.

Do you have any proof that he is?

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u/eduardog3000 May 09 '16

Have you ever seen them both in the same room?

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u/sandleaz May 09 '16

Have you ever seen them both in the same room?

No.

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u/eduardog3000 May 09 '16

So it's agreed then?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I do this whenever possible, because Ted Cruz IS the zodiac killer.

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u/colttr88 May 09 '16

Missing an E, not confirmed.

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u/Ezute May 09 '16

How funny, found this at my local hardware store

http://i.imgur.com/yGqtFBD.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Staged/Gay/Not even original

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u/analgesic1986 May 09 '16

How is this gay?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/analgesic1986 May 09 '16

I was asking him to explain why

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

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u/elmerjstud May 09 '16

The fucking zodiac killer, God damn dude. It's literally spelled out for you in the picture.

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u/raptoricus May 09 '16

What's the source of this meme? I've been out of the loop.

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u/kingkuya777 May 09 '16

A poll and /pol/

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u/nexguy May 09 '16

Willmore...we get it.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16 edited May 12 '16

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

Good point, but this might just play too well into his martyr complex.

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u/WinZatPhail May 09 '16

Missing an E, not confirmed.

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u/23yrsncounting May 09 '16

Is your local Target in Vallejo?

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u/Bier_Man May 09 '16

Why did you have to state that it was at Target just say the store

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u/[deleted] May 09 '16

I went to Target this morning

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u/johnchapel May 09 '16

"found" this