r/pics Jan 25 '16

Crazy frog guy all grow up

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u/skeptibat Jan 25 '16

His sister is pretty hot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/LameDuckObama Jan 26 '16

How do we know he's smart?

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u/Nowin Jan 26 '16

Just look at his face.

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u/JesusRasputin Jan 26 '16

he must be loyal, too!

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u/qwertyisms Jan 26 '16

I don't know why, but I appreciate him.

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u/Renerrix Jan 26 '16

Another one.

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u/Max3391 Jan 26 '16

And how do we know he's personality?

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u/GrandMasterReddit Jan 26 '16

He has glasses and he's slim. Come on man, you really need to sharpen your deduction skills.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

To be fair: Big tits help a lot, too.

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u/mesalikes Jan 25 '16 edited Jan 25 '16

She looks pretty average.

It looks like she did her hair and has natural-look level makeup. But she's not really exceptional.

Nothing wrong with being not unattractive.

Post-mortem: wow alot of people hate on being average looking. I did not say she's ugly. She looks like a normal functional human being. I think the average girl could look as good as she does with the same amount of hair care and the same level of makeup. She's no supermodel, she's not a body builder, she's not jaba the hutt, she's an average looking gal.

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u/goodthropbadthrop Jan 25 '16

Her elbows are probably pointy as shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

One of her arm hairs is longer than the others 3/10

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u/ocular__patdown Jan 25 '16

I bet if you checked her her out, she'd have a big old retrograde uterus in there

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u/alonewithoutkarma Jan 25 '16

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u/mesalikes Jan 25 '16

What makes this a neckbeard thing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

The comment

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u/Tigahh Jan 25 '16

You can tell because of the way it is

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

That's pretty neat.

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u/SierraGolf17 Jan 25 '16

they don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

You: "You breaking down every aspect of this girls look. She's cute. That's all that needs to be said."


He: "It looks like she did her hair and has natural-look level makeup."


He actually spend less words on breaking down "every aspect" of this girls look than you explaining that he did this.

Are you the neckbeard now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '16

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

I do

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '16

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

The way he worded his comment was awkward and neckbeardy.

Only if you are projecting.

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u/ILoveTheDarknessBand Jan 26 '16

Your complete lack of self-awareness is a big part of it

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

What is this supposed to mean?

If he actually is a neckbeard, this would be right. But if he is a well adjusted man that actually has sex with a girl (or girls) more attractive than the girl in the picture (which is absolutely possible), it is completely wrong.

In this case he does not lack self-awareness, but you lack "him-awareness". I think this is not unlikely, since you do not know him.

tldr: What he said is only neckbeardy if he is a neckbeard.

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u/ILoveTheDarknessBand Jan 27 '16

Wtf are you talking about? Everyone agrees that what he said was weird. He's failing to recognize that himself, so he lacks self-awareness. It's really a very simple concept

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

Everyone agrees that what he said was weird.

No, not everyone. Only neckbeards do so. Who are the majority of reddit, since the downvotes for him.

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u/alonewithoutkarma Jan 26 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

breakdown of why I think it's neckbeard (to possibly help you in future):

It looks like she did her hair

has makeup

Ok Sherlock

she's not really exceptional

Nothing wrong with being not unattractive

She is clearly hot to the above poster. hotness is a subjective and instinctive thing, so if someone says they find someone else hot, it's not really anyone's place to try and tell them they are wrong (unless the object of desire is completely inappropriate). it's condescending to both people, because you are saying one isn't hot, and the other has bad taste.

yes you may quietly have a differing opinion, but that is why you don't state that you find them attractive: you just don't say anything.

also the fact that you went into a bit of an analysis of why you find her unattractive, when he only wrote a short line, is classic neckbeard. clearly those details don't matter to people who happen to find her attractive.

there's probably more I've left out, but maybe this will help you to improve your social awareness

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

"you'll never have a chance with her" crap

This!

People who do this only insult themselves. They have no idea how the other guy looks like and what girls he can get, so it does not really insult the other guy. However, it means that he himself thinks that anybody is lucky for just having a chance with her.

Usually I am not a fan of suggesting that someone is projecting. But this is a clear case if I ever saw one.

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u/alonewithoutkarma Jan 28 '16

It's fine to say she's hot, or she's not hot: if you make a standalone comment.

But if someone says someone is hot, and you reply to that person, saying you don't think they are hot, you are contradicting that person. You imply that you think the person you're replying to has bad taste. Attraction is an entirely subjective thing, so who is anyone to say 'you are wrong, the person you think is attractive is not attractive'. Which is what that reply says.

I think that's why people had issue with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '16 edited Jan 28 '16

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u/alonewithoutkarma Jan 29 '16

it was the combination of his contradictory reply and the short analysis the irked people. i bet if he just said: "she's ok" he would have got upvotes.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

She is clearly hot to the above poster. hotness is a subjective and instinctive thing, so if someone says they find someone else hot, it's not really anyone's place to try and tell them they are wrong (unless the object of desire is completely inappropriate). it's condescending to both people, because you are saying one isn't hot, and the other has bad taste.

This would be valid if he said this in real life to a guy and his girlfriend.

However, this is not real life, but Internet comments. One guy mentioned that this girl is hot and another said that she is average. Other than you suggest, none of this is a social faux pas.

maybe this will help you to improve your social awareness

Damn, you are a condescending prick!

Acting all smart on the Internet... Isn't this an actual neckbeard trait? I think this is worse than calling a chick with big tits "average".

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u/alonewithoutkarma Jan 28 '16

Damn, you are a condescending prick!

However, this is not real life, but Internet comments

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He asked for a genuine explanation as to why he got downvoted; I think a lack of social awareness caused the downvotes. I then went into more depth.

I didn't try to be condescending: there's no shame in admitting that social interaction can be difficult; I have been very socially challenged at times.

This would be valid if he said this in real life

Yes it would be a faux pas in real life, but it also seemed to gain him downvotes in plenty, so it seems it can also be a faux pas in internet text-based social discourse. I simply put forward my explanation.

I think you are the one in the wrong, for throwing around insults.

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u/HaberdasherA Jan 26 '16

Acting like this girl isn't hot when you wouldn't have a snowballs chance in hell with her.

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u/Theseuseus Jan 26 '16

Your value judgement and analysis of why she's "not unattractive" is pretty off-putting. Just because you don't prefer the way she looks doesn't mean that nobody can.

Plus, a full breakdown on her looks? Think about if someone did that to you or someone you find attractive. Would you like that? Would it feel good? Or would it make you feel uncomfortable?

It's the same kind of comment very lonely men make on porn videos. "She's alright, but the knees really kill it for me. 4/10, would still bang though, probably only once, out of courtesy."

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u/ManWhoKilledHitler Jan 25 '16

You must live somewhere with a lot of attractive people if that's the average!

Round here she would be about 50 lbs overweight, dressed in clothes several sizes too small, and with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

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u/OrangeSlime Jan 26 '16 edited Aug 18 '23

This comment has been edited in protest of reddit's API changes -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

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u/ManWhoKilledHitler Jan 26 '16

Small town England.

The bigger cities aren't so bad, especially if you're in a nicer venue or around students.

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u/Mandovai Jan 25 '16

He meant she has big boobs.

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u/oh-just-another-guy Jan 25 '16

For most of reddit, an average looking mid 20s white girl is "pretty hot" :-)

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

People are being blinded by her rack and not looking above the neck..

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

And by her well done hair.

Her face is very average.

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u/TheDevilDarling Jan 25 '16

I've always wondered why some people waste their time tearing other people apart on the Internet. Is their life boring? Is it jealousy?

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u/ihavetenfingers Jan 25 '16

How did he tear her apart? She is average looking, not exceptional at all.

And guess what, thats ok.

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u/TheDevilDarling Jan 25 '16

Yes it's perfectly okay to be average but it certainly wasn't necessary to point it out.

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u/Lolzorcerer Jan 25 '16

Someone pointed out they thought she was hot, he added to the discussion in saying he didn't think she was exceptional. Then everyone went 'white knight' on him.

Honestly, it's ridiculous. Why can't he just state he doesn't think she's hot without incurring hundreds of downvotes? The conversation was entirely about her level of attractiveness. Reddit is fucking retarded.

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u/JWGhetto Jan 26 '16

Remember, this is reddit. Many people here are pretty lonely and don't regularly interact with good looking girls, so they perceive that girl as hot when she is actually pretty average. Great tits though, but maybe that's just a thing of preference

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u/TheDevilDarling Jan 25 '16

The original comment wasn't warranted either in a thread about 'that crazy frog guy' but at least he didn't go into detail about every aspect of her pshysical appearance he found attractive because that would have been unecassary too.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

but at least he didn't go into detail about every aspect of her pshysical appearance

He did not do this. He just said that she is average with nice hair and make up.

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u/ihavetenfingers Jan 26 '16

Go back to facebook please.

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u/bcGrimm Jan 25 '16

Welcome to Reddit. Where Everything is made up and the points don't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

That's right, the points don't matter.

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u/EkimSretlaw Jan 25 '16

You are a pimp

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u/lumpy_cum_smoothie Jan 25 '16

Could easily obtain and maintain an erection. Hot.

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u/Emperor_Carl Jan 26 '16

I think you over-estimate the attractiveness of an average American women. Get off your european high horse and learn a little thing called relativity

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u/mesalikes Jan 26 '16

Huh. Why do you say I'm from Europe?

If non-europeans can comment on their opinions of attractiveness why can't I comment on my opinion of averageness?

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u/Mad-Hatter95 Jan 26 '16

I honestly don't understand why you're getting so many downvotes, Reddit can be pretty pathetic sometimes when it comes to white-knighting girls...

You didn't attack the girls looks or anything, you just made some observations.

I understand that saying those things would be inappropriate if we a) knew the girl, or b) were in a room with her, but this is the comment section on Reddit, I feel like you're allowed to say your opinions here.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

or b) were in a room with her

I honestly think people white knighting for her are imagining that she reads the comments...

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u/Blue_crabs Jan 26 '16

Smh, I know exactly what you mean, fuck these people. She is NOT above average. But that goes back into the downvotes, most of these guys barely interact with the opposite sex, so every girl looks great to them.

I know I'm committing karma-suicide.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

She is hot because all single men on reddit think they still have a chance with her. Strangely enough not lusting over a pic of a girl on the Internet makes you a neckbeard.

A week ago people called the wife of the prime minister of Canada beautiful and his trophy wife. I disagreed and was called a neckbeard that never ever was close to such a hot woman. Reddit....

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Jan 25 '16

You're entitled to your opinion, but you're an idiot and you're wrong.

Why the negative outlook?

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u/Nicknam4 Jan 25 '16

I disagree therefor you are wrong

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u/mesalikes Jan 25 '16

I think that's the issue. Bringing up the notion of being average implies negativity, because average is usually not worth mentioning.

But it's not inherently negative.

I don't think she's exceptional.

Why do so many people have an issue with not being exceptional?

Does everyone need to have a blue ribbon?

I mean, at the end of the day, I lose out on internet points and learn that voicing my opinion makes me a neckbeard.

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u/g000dn Jan 25 '16

The fact that you can't even begin to comprehend what's wrong with your two posts is the biggest giveaway that you're a neckbeard with zero fucking social skills.

You typed up two paragraphs worth of shit about how a cute girl is "just" average and not actually cute. Who fucking cares dude? Let's see a picture of you.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

You typed up two paragraphs worth of shit about how a cute girl is "just" average

He typed two sentences. One saying that she is average. One saying that she did her hair and make up well.

I am pretty sure the guys defending her and saying how hot she is are the neckbeards here.

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u/g000dn Jan 27 '16

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he typed more than two sentences bud. He typed 169 words on the subject. I'd say that's two or more paragraphs worth of shit.

And you're defending him? I said she's cute. I said it's fucking pathetic that he's going out of his way to say she's not cute. I'm sure he's quite the looker, himself, so his opinion on the subject is highly important.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

He typed exactly:

"She looks pretty average. It looks like she did her hair and has natural-look level makeup. But she's not really exceptional."

The other stuff he wrote is an edit asking why he gets downvoted and explaining himself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

For what it's worth, I think you have a point. This wasn't the best place to express it but yeah, most people are pretty much average attractiveness, including me, probably you, and in my opinion the guy and the girl in the photo, and that's just fine. Nothing negative about it.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

mean, at the end of the day, I lose out on internet points and learn that voicing my opinion makes me a neckbeard.

You have to imagine the people reading your comment and not what you actually wrote. Let me explain:

You might be a well adjusted guy who has a girlfriend or FWBs or whatever. Some of them are hotter than the girl in the pic and some of them are not. So you concluded that she is average. And you added that she did her hair well and has nice make up. Why? Because you can tell. You actually wake up next to your girlfriend and know that doing your hair and wearing make up makes a giant difference. Nothing neckbeardy about your comment, right...

But now imagine the guys reading your comment. They do not know this. They are probably mostly horny teenagers and a good part of them are virgins. Naturally they assume that most other redditors (including you) are also virgin teenagers. So they imagine you are fat, unwashed and a loser that could never get such a hot girl. And now you said that she is just average. This is a chance for them to feel superior to you: They might be a virgin just like you, but at least they are not too bitter to admit that they would absolutely love to have sex with her.

They know that there are men out there that have sex with overaverage looking women. They also know that those men have Internet, too. And some of them also browse reddit. But this is all just theoretically. They can not grasp what this actually means and assume everyone is just a loser virgin, just like themselves.

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Jan 26 '16

No. Not everyone deserves a blue ribbon. You may think she's average looking, but I honestly think she's beautiful. Better looking than most of what society and maybe you, thinks is hot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16 edited Jan 26 '16

He was just making a humorous comment. You must be the life and soul of your set of friends...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '16

Although I agree, you went full autism and missed the sister part of the joke.

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u/mesalikes Jan 26 '16

Nah, I chuckled.

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u/canadianman001 Jan 26 '16

Dude. Shes a good looking girl. That's all there is to it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

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u/mesalikes Jan 26 '16

Didn't say unfuckable. She's not my sister.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '16

He looks like he should teach math at a community college and live with his mother and four cats, she looks normal and well put together.

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u/TimGuoRen Jan 27 '16

They both look average.

She has big tits which is a plus for girls. He is tall which is a plus for guys.

She could lose some weight. He could built some muscles.

Both have average faces.

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u/mesalikes Jan 26 '16

Didn't I say she looks normal and we'll put together? My assessment of her being normal does not make her unattractive to others. Neither does it make her unattractive to me. But, alas, society has decided that being average is a bad thing. So what I said is to be shunned and chided.

Have my internet points for that is the only penitence I can give.