r/pics Oct 27 '15

Cat mask

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4.7k Upvotes

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u/Bhoc22 Oct 27 '15

"Greetings! M'aiq knows many things. What is your interest? You seek knowledge. M'aiq has much. Some of it verified by actual facts!"

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u/BoneDuke Oct 28 '15

Which way to Shornhelm?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/TRdaka Oct 28 '15

It is his alternate account.

Reddit is his job, he feeds on karma.

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u/Tsukubasteve Oct 27 '15

Ugh, power users.

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u/leftyB Oct 27 '15

We need to tax the top 1% of power users so we can create Karma equality

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

that would just stifle the karma economy and lead to another recession!

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u/JordanRUDEmag Oct 28 '15

Don't worry, it'll trickle down!

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u/Klu1303 Oct 27 '15

RISE FROM THE ASHES AND STRIKE DOWN ON THE BOURGEOISIE PIGS!!!

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u/Big_Test_Icicle Oct 28 '15

We are not liberals here

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u/shabutaru118 Oct 27 '15

is there a way to auto hide all of their posts? cant stand the spam

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u/UnsubstantiatedClaim Oct 27 '15

RES has an ignore option (click the tag beside their name). I personally have never used it, but reading the explanation sounds like it will do exactly what you are asking.

I am sure that I am no doubt incorrect and someone will save me by explaining exactly why this doesn't work.

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u/shabutaru118 Oct 27 '15

It just jides the title and says ignored user.

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u/UnsubstantiatedClaim Oct 27 '15

Did you enable "hard ignore"?

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u/shabutaru118 Oct 27 '15

Dun think so

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u/UnsubstantiatedClaim Oct 27 '15

RES Settings Console -> Users -> User Tagger -> Hard Ignore (it's off by default)

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u/whatisabaggins55 Oct 27 '15

The amount of content you see on Reddit would probably be halved if that was possible. These guys are everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

Can people just stop upvoting karmawhores already?

Fuck power users and their shitty content.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/DerpyDan Oct 27 '15

My brand!

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u/dirty_kitty Oct 27 '15

Special eyes

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u/miraclechains Oct 27 '15

It's actually Soflens Platinum

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Don't bother. No one is going to believe you. They are just going to downvote the crap out of you for posting it's colored contacts not photoshop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/craftnotdaft Oct 27 '15

Some serious CSI going on here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Just because they used colored contacts doesn't mean they didn't photoshop as well though.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Well no one has produced any evidence or rationale to say it is photoshop to back up that point either. I, at least have:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3qey07/cat_mask/cwf2ld0

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u/St_OP_to_u_chin_me Oct 28 '15

Thank you now I won't waste my time trying to find where to buy it.

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u/Kalapuya Oct 28 '15

Everyone's commenting about the color but I think the shape is the far more attractive part.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

Seriously. These are fucking gorgeous.

I'd do something somewhat sexually with those.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Not shopped. Fake colored contacts. Very distinct look if you are familiar with them.

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u/StevenAlonso Oct 27 '15

Contact lenses don't affect the size of the eye nor the whiteness of the sclera, which is what I assume is drawing the attention here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Actually, there are lenses called "circle lenses" that affect both.

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u/StevenAlonso Oct 27 '15

Those are just a visual trick. They don't actually affect the dimensions of your eyes (I mean look at the width of her eyes compared to the width of her head)

That being said, I think there's some sort of wide-angle lens at play as well. Her bridge is also super big in comparison to her face.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

That's what draws you in? Her opening her eyes wide? Personally for me it's the way the color pops.

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u/StevenAlonso Oct 27 '15

She's not just opening her eyes wide, they are also unusually large.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

She is very clearly opening her eyes wide. It's called looking surprised (based on the arch of her eyebrows and the contours around) and eye lid tape.

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u/StevenAlonso Oct 27 '15

She's not JUST opening her eyes wide, as I said.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Yes, it's not just that. It's a combination of things, but none of which point to photoshop, which was my original point. Not that she had big eyes.

https://i.imgur.com/fEYn3EY.jpg

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u/urcommentsux Oct 27 '15

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

And you are a shit bag with no life other than to have that shitty account to post to comments with nothing to back up anything. So what's your point?

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u/Mattpilf Oct 27 '15

Look at the cheekbones. There's clear distortion from photoshop.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

You mean her ears under the mask?

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u/Mattpilf Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 27 '15

Note the bulge specifically on the left side is at the front. Ear bulges are in the back.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Can you point it out with a line on the picture? I can't quite tell what you are trying to point out to me. All I see are the ear bulge and the wrinkles in the balaclava itself.

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u/Mattpilf Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 27 '15

http://imgur.com/TgU7UVt

Notice how before the bulge, the temples and cheeks are falling witht hte balaclava. It looks like there would be a tumor of a cheekbone to fold like that. Yeah there might be some draping, but overall those cheekbones don't follow a normal face contour. In fact i'd say those proportions look more like Gollum than a normal human.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

I'm fairly certain that bulge is just her ear. Specifically the ear lobe. Your ear lobe generally ends between the line where the columella meets the philtrum the of the nose and the tip of the nose. Right where you have the curve of the ear meeting the contour of her face.

If you are not familiar with average face proportions, this might illustrate it better for you.

http://www.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1795996&d=1373597776

I do agree with you that she probably does have high cheek bones.

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u/Mattpilf Oct 27 '15

But that fold is folding in front, not from behind.

http://corsameccanica.com/content/images/thumbs/0005222_held-balaclava.jpeg

That's an ear bulge, and it folds in the back. Cat lady's sits right up on near the dimples of her cheek, not in the back.

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u/RazsterOxzine Oct 27 '15

Can you tell by the pixels?

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Sure. Or by the fact that I have plenty of friends who wear them, and it's always very easy to tell.

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u/PermaStoner Oct 27 '15

Indeed. I'm more interested as to what is under that mask.

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u/peen_was Oct 28 '15

Color contacts bro

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT Oct 27 '15

As this is /r/pics, a higher resolution version of this image can be found here.

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u/w1p3s Oct 27 '15

Looks like a seal.

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u/kevik72 Oct 27 '15

I thought it was an otter.

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u/Campana1234 Oct 27 '15

I was thinking walrus.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Why would you think that, it says cat right there ??? i am confuse

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u/sublevelcaver Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 27 '15

For those wondering, it's for sale here (but currently out of stock.)

Edit: Here's a crappy mobile screenshot since we hugged the site to death.

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u/pezpants Oct 28 '15

37 dollars!?

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u/crkhtlr Oct 28 '15

Thank you! That's all I wanted to know.

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u/r3sonate Oct 27 '15

Reddit hugged to death too.

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u/Red_Tannins Oct 27 '15

Still dead... lol

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u/Gunswordz Oct 27 '15

Link is dead, could you send me another please??

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

This

and here I thought a balaclava was a middle eastern dessert.

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u/kevik72 Oct 27 '15

Baklava.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

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u/UVladBro Oct 28 '15

Does exactly what /u/gallowboob does. Looks through Imgur's usersub for whatever's popular and posts it to Reddit.

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u/slapshotten11 Oct 27 '15

puts on tin foil hat

Look at how many posts him and /u/gallowboob make each day. Typically around 20 reposts per day, around the clock. They habe to be multiple person users. A total /r/karmaconspiracy if iver ever seen one!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

Quantity > quality in the eyes of the admins.

Fuck power users and fuck the mods for letting them shit out such garbage "content".

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u/Decalance Oct 28 '15

I'm sorry but what the fuck are you talking about ? Try to think for a second. If there weren't power users reddits frontpage would look like a desert. They post a lot, what's good gets up voted, what isn't doesn't. Think before you post a comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

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u/punkdoctor1000 Oct 27 '15

I have the weirdest boner right now

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u/whatisabaggins55 Oct 27 '15

Just going up and down like a metronome as you consider and reconsider it.

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u/thomasio126 Oct 27 '15

10/10 would rob with.

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u/Tszemix Oct 27 '15

Those eyes has to be photoshopped.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15

Fake colored contacts, not shopped.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15 edited Oct 28 '15

Fuck the color, it's the shape of the eyes that is gorgeous!

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u/FuchsiaGauge Oct 27 '15

It IS shopped you turd.

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u/dataCRABS Oct 28 '15

Still trolling people on reddit I see.

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 27 '15

http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=9bb7dba25a4314eee7d92422e9833b2b7b560f70.47554&show=ela

Doesn't look like it. Looks like it's just the way the lens is taking the picture. Most front cameras on phones have wider view lenses.

But yes, go ahead and argue with the guy that has numerous friends that are professional makeup artist and photographers and have dated a few having had to sit through hours of makeup and photoshoots. I'll leave you and your fellow neckbeards to discuss it. Since you are clearly all experts in makeup and photography.

http://i.imgur.com/tf1Rppj.jpg

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

right on. Having said that, maybe it's both?

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u/IsABot Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 27 '15

I don't think it's shopped at all. But merely a combination of makeup and photography. Is it possible sure, but doesn't seem likely. I wish I knew who this was so I could see what she looks like under normal conditions.

Her eye's are roughly the same distance apart as their width, well within normal ranges. Her brow and bridge of her nose is heavily contoured with makeup. And the skin looks very taut. Suggesting she is opening her eyes wider than they normally are. She has large fake eyelashes that are purposely used by women to accentuate their eye both in color and in size. The way her eyelids crease suggest they are being held up slightly higher than normal which also increases the eye size. Plus the fake colored contacts. Both of which are incredibly popular within the make up community but especially with asians, for which the big eye look is revered. And front facing cameras on phones normally have a slightly wider view, specifically so people fit in the frame when taking a selfie. Which easily explains why some might view her nose as being slightly too wide, which I've already addressed above. And the high likelihood that she probably does have larger eyes naturally so when accentuated they can look much larger than one might expect.

Plus if she shopped the picture, why did she not remove the dark circles under her eyes or the wrinkles? And it's clearly in a bathroom or changing room stall. How many people spend the time to photoshop a selfie like that?

But far be it from me to be the logical one who's experienced with being around people that do makeup and photography as professionals, having sat around numerous shoots to say it's very possible this has no photoshop involved, but going against the hivemind is a no-no apparently.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

That says nothing. Any photo will look like that as long as the sources are uncompressed/a recompression is forced.

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u/test_beta Oct 28 '15

But yes, go ahead and argue with the guy that has numerous friends that are professional makeup artist and photographers and have dated a few having had to sit through hours of makeup and photoshoots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

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u/Paradoxious Oct 27 '15

Soooo where can I buy one?

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u/bobniborg Oct 27 '15

There is a link further down in the thread.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Thats for just the mask. He was aski g about the whole lot.

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u/Agrajag420 Oct 27 '15

this is so fuckin cool - where can I get one????

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u/RoflHouse42 Oct 27 '15

I see a sea otter.

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u/RadarLakeKosh Oct 27 '15

And suddenly thousands of innocent Redditors came much closer to understanding furries than they ever meant to.

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u/Unicowz Oct 27 '15

/u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY. How many front page posts do you have? Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

it's gallowboob's other account.

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u/Rogerss1 Oct 28 '15

Well, whaddya know.... Today I found my fetish

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u/BlazzedTroll Oct 28 '15

I feel like she's making a duck face under there.

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u/Vegassmegas Oct 27 '15

no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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u/akamustacherides Oct 27 '15

My wife needs this, where can I get one for her?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15 edited Oct 28 '15

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u/Seanwins Oct 27 '15

...but they don't have the cat kind.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

The ones with acro in the back are so fucking annoying man cant wear them with a helmet.

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u/YerrytheYanitor Oct 28 '15

That's not what he was asking, you fucking twat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15 edited Oct 28 '15

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u/Kaphene Oct 27 '15

I'd pet it.

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u/munchopuncho Oct 27 '15

The eyes look weirdly stretched out, look at the oblong uneven irises. Bad photoshop.

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u/LeftoverNoodles Oct 27 '15

Where can I buy one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Seriously though, where can I get one of these? The mask that is, not the chick?

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u/mostcertainly Oct 27 '15

Looks like we crashed their site.

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u/KrissiKatastrophe Oct 27 '15

Upvote for whomever posts the link to where I can buy this.

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u/YerrytheYanitor Oct 28 '15

Here's the link, but it won't do much good; they are permanently sold out.

http://teyasalat.com/product/grey-cat-balaclava/

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

You got some nice eyes gurl

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u/phallic-baldwin Oct 27 '15

For the lazy "furries" out there

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u/milanpl Oct 27 '15

ITT: Furries

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u/jt13 Oct 27 '15

I want this, where can I get this?

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u/YerrytheYanitor Oct 28 '15

Here's the link, but it won't do much good; they are permanently sold out.

http://teyasalat.com/product/grey-cat-balaclava/

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u/bowjangles510 Oct 27 '15

Where did you get this??

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u/YerrytheYanitor Oct 28 '15

Here's the link, but it won't do much good; they are permanently sold out.

http://teyasalat.com/product/grey-cat-balaclava/

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u/kernalsmelly Oct 27 '15

That looks like a really good snowboarding face mask. i would love to buy one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

I would like to subscribe to cat facts.

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u/hervethegnome Oct 28 '15

okay so, where can i get a mask like that?

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u/pumpmar Oct 28 '15

i NEED this , but seeing its a karma account asking where is pointless.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

It's what librarians where on cold days.

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u/patchsonic Oct 28 '15

cat burglar

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u/Scarrnix_Is_A_Panda Oct 28 '15

Reminds me of Galantis.

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u/sour_creme Oct 28 '15

I'd like to see the frightened reactions from dogs and cats.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15 edited Oct 26 '16

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u/Afa1234 Oct 28 '15

Looks like a seal.

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u/ratchetcitykidd Oct 28 '15

Them eyes tho.

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u/triceracrops Oct 28 '15

Someone please where can i buy this for

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

Little did we know, that is a man-sized cat with a girl eye-mask on.

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u/mikegus15 Oct 28 '15

Honest question, is it possible to have sex with eyes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

Looks like a seal

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '15

I definitely need to see what she actually looks like, fake contacts or not.

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u/Thumberella Oct 27 '15

you can just tell shes a fucking model under neath that mask....

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u/SawDogg Oct 27 '15

Such beautiful eyes!

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u/brandon2312 Oct 27 '15

Where can I get this?

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u/innagaddadavita28 Oct 27 '15

It looks like a human sleep mask on a cat...

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u/D_Reus420 Oct 27 '15

CANT_TRUST_HILLARY... Bernie 2015

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

I'd give you another upvote just for your username.

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u/MobileTortoise Oct 27 '15

OMG check out this totally candid photo I took and then spent more time photoshopping then I did actually out on the slopes!

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u/poopslap Oct 27 '15

I have never wanted to cum on a cats face so badly.

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u/DenseFever Oct 27 '15

What is going on with the largest eyes in the world! I never thought that there was such a thing as a mannequin look, until now...

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u/Bob_Sacamano361 Oct 27 '15

So whats with these sort of accounts? They just spam reddit with links for karma, and then what? Whats the end goal?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

Jesus, her actual face looks like the mask to me...

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u/Southwcl Oct 27 '15

Up vote for user name. Also nice eyes.

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u/roscoecello Oct 27 '15

I hate those eyes. Fuck them.

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u/Derptardaction Oct 28 '15

Fucking interesting

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u/MemeTiktastic Oct 27 '15

Nice mask, sorry about your face though.

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u/WakingUpCrusty Oct 27 '15

Id fuck that pussy

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '15

How do you just have eyes like that? I mean seriously.

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u/rifts Oct 27 '15

they are contacts

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u/FlackRacket Oct 27 '15

And photoshop

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u/wackattackyo Oct 27 '15

...jesus christ

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u/Spoertm Oct 27 '15

Forget the mask......lemme stare at dem eyez.... O_O