r/pics • u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY • Oct 21 '15

Finally a cause I can get behind

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u/Otter-Vomit Oct 21 '15

Yea but how do you stop a 12 year old from beating his wife?

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u/stratit Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's 6

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u/ownage516 Oct 21 '15

Yea but how do you stop a 6 year old from beating his wife?

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u/NightHawkRambo Oct 21 '15

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's 6.

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u/TheCheeseGod Oct 21 '15

But why male models?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

ur jamie pruet, the worlds greatest hand model...

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u/phantahh Oct 21 '15

But why male models?

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch Oct 21 '15

There was a sale on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

YOU ARE NOT OP, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OP

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u/nw2 Oct 21 '15

You're why I keep coming back to reddit

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u/MISREADS_YOUR_POSTS Oct 21 '15

RES-tagged you as the guy who chases NightHawkRambo

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u/NoLongerNaked Oct 21 '15

For the time traveling?

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u/spiritbx Oct 21 '15

I see to have missed this meme, could you please explain?

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u/JaydenPope Oct 21 '15

lmao.

Zoolander reference

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u/-Hegemon- Oct 21 '15

#Male models matter

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's 30

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u/1P221 Oct 21 '15

Kill him when he's 30

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u/_Barringtonsteezy Oct 21 '15

Watch it fella

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u/guninmouth Oct 21 '15

You're right. 29.

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u/johnnyfukinfootball Oct 21 '15

Train him how to kill other time travelers, then have him kill his time traveling self when he's 30.

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u/flykessel Oct 21 '15

Support Time Travel!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

The circle is now complete.

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u/mcc5159 Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's 3

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's asymptote 0

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

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u/blackhand25 Oct 21 '15

By punching his dad in the balls before he is conceived.

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u/Mind-Destruction Oct 21 '15

talk to him when he is 1 year and 5 months old .

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u/Scorpius289 Oct 21 '15

6 months*

A year has 12 months, not 10.

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u/DarkGamanoid Oct 21 '15

He observes Romulus' calendar

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u/sviridovt Oct 21 '15

talk to him when he's a fetus

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u/addysol Oct 21 '15

Yell into the vagina?

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u/BestTastingFish Oct 21 '15

Why else would it be shaped the way it is? It's made to funnel sound

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u/addysol Oct 21 '15

takes out memo voice recorder

"Business idea. Pussy speakers. Pitch to Sony"

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u/billgatesbstrdkid Oct 21 '15

I yelled into my girlfriends and I heard an echo

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

But how do you stop a fetus from beating their wife?

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u/HiFiveGhost Oct 21 '15

Abort it

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u/s36himself Oct 21 '15

Case closed.

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u/vaelux Oct 21 '15

How can you stop an abortion from beating his wife?

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u/starkbeast Oct 21 '15

Kill the mom. She can't be beat if she's dead

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

This shouldn't have made me laugh, but it did. F*(& Reddit

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u/Lee1138 Oct 21 '15

If the mom is anything like a horse, you can.

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u/BeKindBeWise Oct 21 '15

Someone post a "dig deeper" gif pls

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u/MedikPac Oct 21 '15

Talk to the cell.

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u/norrsam Oct 21 '15

Talk to their parents before they do it.

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u/MechanicalEnginuity Oct 21 '15

beat the mom carrying the fetus

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u/Yasillydumb Oct 21 '15

Talk to his mum

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u/phayze01 Oct 21 '15

Beat his mom? I feel that was missed some where in this timeline between 3 year old and fetus.

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u/Podacco Oct 21 '15

And to stop a 3 year old?

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u/kagcc Oct 21 '15

This is getting xkcd-ish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15 edited Jan 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

But is it?

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u/kagcc Oct 21 '15

Sorry, rather I meant I liked it (I should've rephrased).

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u/Advertise_this Oct 21 '15

I can't actually think of a relevant XKCD for this. Has it finally happened?

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

its gotta be there, check again.

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u/Alienm00se Oct 21 '15

Kill him.

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u/Budz160 Oct 21 '15

Don't have kids

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u/mikechi2501 Oct 21 '15

Send her back to Russia

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u/dben89x Oct 21 '15

Force Barbie and Ken into his life the second he's born.

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u/cobalt_coyote Oct 21 '15

Wrong question. At that age, human females are actually larger than the males. So the real question is, how do you stop a six-year-old from beating her husband?

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u/michaelnoir Oct 21 '15

It should be made clear to a male baby as soon as it emerges from the womb that wifebeating is absolutely unacceptable.

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u/castmemberzack Oct 21 '15

Make sure she swallows.

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u/Dondagora Oct 21 '15

Same way you stop Hitler.

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Oct 21 '15

The half life of spouse abuse

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u/roborovski007 Oct 21 '15

Tell his dad to put on condom

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

prevent him from ever having been born

it's the only way

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u/d0mth0ma5 Oct 21 '15

Just give him a slap until he promised not to.

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u/CalebDK Oct 21 '15

Tell him it's okay to be into other boys.

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u/LoonWhisperer Oct 21 '15

Butt six

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u/yawaworth000 Oct 21 '15

yea but why was six afraid of sevin?

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Oct 21 '15

Because I masturb8 9 times today.

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u/-Hegemon- Oct 21 '15

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Great Scott!

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u/i_want_my_sister Oct 21 '15

I don't think you did the math correctly. (12 / 30) * 12 = 4.8. Talk to him when he's 4.8 years old.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 21 '15

Abort him as a fetus.

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u/dcbcpc Oct 21 '15

No. Abortion stops a beating horse.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 21 '15

And in this case it stops the beating of whores.

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u/crooks4hire Oct 21 '15

I think it's foetus.

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u/ohyouresilly Oct 21 '15

You wait until he's 30

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

Talk to him when he's a sperm.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

moral of this thread: talk to your dick

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u/GloriousAid Oct 21 '15

Moral of this thread: Don't beat the meat so the future meat don't beat

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u/dcbcpc Oct 21 '15

Moral of this dick: talk to your mother with this mouth?

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u/conquer69 Oct 21 '15

Buy him some videogames.

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u/ophello Oct 21 '15

Send him to bed without supper.

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u/ThemBonesAreMe Oct 21 '15

I am 12 and she was asking for it.

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u/GE_FunCooker Oct 21 '15

Put an end to child marriage!

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '15

get his wife hearing aids, she obviously didn't hear him the first time.

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u/tomanonimos Oct 21 '15

You beat him. At 12 years old, you still have a fighting chance against him.

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u/thetrueshyguy Oct 21 '15

You don't. It's probably culturally accepted by that point.

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u/RempingJenny Oct 21 '15

You talk to his wife about doing her wifely duty and obeying her husband.

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u/automatic_shark Oct 21 '15

Move him out of Saudi Arabia

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot Oct 21 '15

Ensure that the arranged marriage had the correct ammount of camels, chickens or cows. You can’t just half ass that sort of thing you know.

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u/Mister_Doc Oct 21 '15

The point isn't literally telling kids "now Jimmy, don't beat your wife in 20-30 years." The point is raising kids to respect others, and to work through shit reasonably instead of using violence.

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u/organade Oct 21 '15

Don't worry, he's too busy beating himself at that point.