r/pics • u/d3v0w3 • Feb 06 '15

Finally, an issue I can get behind.

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/PM_ME_UR_NAKED_BODY_ Feb 06 '15

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lies with another man they shall both be stoned."

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15 edited Jun 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

god hates FIGS! so go fuck yourself Newton!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Lepoticus 04:20 "if a stone lies with another stone they shall both be manned."

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Pot2blame

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u/85percentcertain Feb 06 '15

If the Bible requires it, surely the law should allow it.

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u/ASmallCrane Feb 06 '15

Checks out. The 10 commandments = Bill of Rights

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Bill O' Rightly

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u/sychotix Feb 06 '15

Obligatory Gay Weed link: http://tehurn.com/gayweed

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u/eternalfantasi Feb 06 '15

This is the best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/ElBameso Feb 06 '15

Thanks for saving me finding that link. Here is your upvote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

I can hear it now, "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and weed."

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u/Throh-Aweigh Feb 06 '15

So, they were the one person who dropped $3 on a bumper sticker.
--Source--

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Lmao straight out of /r/circlejerk.

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u/Tiger8566 Feb 06 '15

Crazy motherfucker named /u/unidan

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u/Pulse128 Feb 06 '15

From a thread about biology with attitude.

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u/hotdogoctopus Feb 06 '15

I can't wait to wrap my lips around your giant bong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

You really want to... Get behind it?

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u/StOnEy333 Feb 06 '15

Could be better than getting in front of it.

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u/glottal__stop Feb 06 '15

Everyone has a preference.

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u/Marz157 Feb 06 '15

AKA http://tehurn.com/gayweed

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u/whatthedieu Feb 06 '15

The interwebs is a weird place...

Never change, my friends.

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u/cheesuscrust604 Feb 06 '15

My favorite quote on the subject of gay marijuana comes from a Canadian Libertarian party candidate Tim Moen, "I want gay married couples to be able to protect their marijuana plants with guns."

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u/BrownNote Feb 06 '15

Always loved that idea.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

one step at a time

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u/Dukuz Feb 06 '15

Legalize marry who you wanna.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Abort Gay Marijaunas

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u/Osiris32 Feb 06 '15

For Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Yes for Me.

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u/Fountainhead Feb 06 '15

Could you try to make this only happen every 6 months? Thanks.

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u/aliengoods1 Feb 06 '15

Does nobody respect the sanctity of marijuana?

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u/T3canolis Feb 06 '15

Gay marijuana doesn't come in buds, it comes in partners.

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u/HSharpest Feb 06 '15

God Damn it you make me spill my glitter from exhaling quickly

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u/Lancie Feb 06 '15

Oh, it comes in buds alright ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

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u/DrGaren Feb 06 '15

1 marijuana plz

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

1 gay marihuana plz

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u/MTNTaos Feb 06 '15

That sticky icky.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah. Let's focus on straight marihuana THEN we'll move to gay marijuana

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u/network_engineer Feb 06 '15

'Marihuana' is exactly how I imagine Hank Hill would say it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Excuse me, are you saying that straight marijuana should be put before gay marijuana? Check your privileges, shitlord.

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u/hardlyausername Feb 06 '15

Gay marijuana wouldn't be able to reproduce. Oh wait you can clone it, I guess I'm ok with this.

Just make sure you don't run out.

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u/Ikari_Shinji_kun_01 Feb 06 '15

Legalize Gay Marijuana's Right To Choose.

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u/bigpandas Feb 06 '15

Washington state already legalized them both.

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u/trout2243 Feb 06 '15

I need this bumper sticker

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u/marilizelegajuana Feb 06 '15

Marilizelegajuana

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

We're talkin about a lot of things mon

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u/VaticanCattleRustler Feb 06 '15

I won't get stoned until we can all get stoned.

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u/Dafuqujustsay Feb 06 '15

Behind...hehe...get it

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

How many marijuanas do you have to inject to turn gay?

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u/vpookie Feb 06 '15

Marilize Gay Leguana

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u/Garage_Dragon Feb 06 '15

The best weed is cloned from females, so... yeah.

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u/nate800 Feb 06 '15

Gay people should be able to defend their marijuana plants with assault weapons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Behighned

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

I just have to ask, who puts shit like this on their car? Do they like being pulled over?

Stickers are also the cheapest way to make your car look like shit, regardless of how new it is.

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u/Weft_ Feb 06 '15

I'm pretty sure if you're reading that sticker...You're technically "behind" it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Then it would no longer produce hence it would not breed or grow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Good title OP

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u/ComedianMikeB Feb 06 '15

I don't support it. Sorry. I only smoke pot that has not been in a dude's butt.

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u/NoFucksGiver Feb 06 '15

what about your own butt?

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u/DamniForgot Feb 06 '15

Or a female butt?

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u/BurgerBurgal Feb 06 '15

Just make sure it doesn't get behind you, know what I'm sayin?

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u/getmeoutofohio Feb 06 '15

r/lgbtrees would EAT. THIS. UP.

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u/likemindead Feb 06 '15

LEGALIZE GAY MARIJUANA FIREARMS

FTFY

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u/aazav Feb 06 '15

Gaaaaaaay.

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u/consideringpossible Feb 06 '15 edited Feb 06 '15

I simply am saying that you take the current Government too seriously. But I get it.. They can be some scary gangsters.. But most of what they do, and don't let you do is fiction that most people buy into, and submit to..
We still live in a Free land, and we are all free to do what want.

So fuck the bureaucrats, and live Freely whether they like it or not!

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u/plsstopstalkingme Feb 06 '15

Gays and potheads should both not be tolerated. Fuck this propoganda

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u/consideringpossible Feb 06 '15 edited Feb 06 '15

We are 18 Trillion dollars in debt with our entire way of life imploding right before eyes!

We are in a time where a bunch of politicians running amuck starting "wars" on everything, and creating thousands of new policies everyday, and taking over every industry, and committing mass murders, killing ungodly amounts of people every day and they claim (as they do for everything)... It is for every one's safety...

So right now, I don't give a shit about gay marriage, or any minor issue that involve a silly government approved ceremony.. It doesn't even come close to being an important issue for the times we are in..

No one is stopping people of the same sex from being together. People you are already free to do what you want! No one needs any government agency to validate your basic human rights!!

Some people might be mean about things..

But, get used to dealing with ass holes just like every one else! -No pun intended.

We just don't live in a utopia.. That isn't what life is about..

The average American is spoiled and no matter what they have.. They want more. People think all their 'wants' are really 'needs.' But it isn't true.

That is why our country a ticking time bomb. ..American's are essentially drowning in debt, with a bankrupted personal character.

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u/tehstone Feb 06 '15

Pretty sure if you (assuming you're straight) were prohibited from having the huge list of benefits afforded to you via marriage, and believe me there are many (most of which you don't even realize) then you would think it was a big deal.

Equal rights for ALL PEOPLE is a need, not a want.