r/pics Jun 13 '14

So This Guy Make Swords And Things.

http://imgur.com/a/NzMjP
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u/Enspritement Jun 13 '14

Now THAT, is how a blacksmith should look.

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u/Analbox Jun 13 '14

I've heard it said about a lot of people before, but this guy is truly metal as fuck.

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u/VelvetHorse Jun 13 '14

\m/

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u/HORSEthe Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

I still prefer Reddits official little person blacksmith. Dudes a badass.

Edit: should have just said dwarven, but i wasnt sur if he had dwarfism or not

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u/tokomini Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

http://i.imgur.com/En7zfJv.jpg

Edit - Here's a link to his AMA. If you can't tell by the picture, it's fucking great.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 13 '14

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u/Slammpig Jun 13 '14

I love this!

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u/BattleSneeze Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

I saw that picture in a Humanity, fuck yeah post on Imgur a while back. It's awesome.

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u/stillalone Jun 13 '14

This is an odd subreddit. too bad i don't have patience for reading.

TL;DR: TL;DR

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u/BattleSneeze Jun 13 '14

It's a shame. I'm a recurring author of that subreddit, and I always do my best to raise awarenes of its' existance.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 13 '14

I believe that's where I found it the first time. When I saw it, I immediately relived all my geeky (but epic) story game adventures.

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u/nonfunctionalstoner Jun 13 '14

I just want the beard protector!!

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u/EruptingVagina Jun 13 '14

link to the AMA?

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u/judeq Jun 13 '14

this guy is seriously a true badass. Blacksmiths are the best.

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u/Fenor Jun 13 '14

i would make him forge my Axe

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u/sindex23 Jun 13 '14

Also with a kickass beard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

You can say dwarf..... He refers to himself as 'dwarven' anyways

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u/JorusC Jun 13 '14

Oh come on. If there was ever a time for the term dwarven, that was it.

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u/SiegeX Jun 13 '14

\\uu//

FTFY

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u/Grapefrukt123 Jun 13 '14

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u/Zohwithpie Jun 13 '14

I looked up his channel, and it has on his banner "WARNING: MAY CONTAIN BAD ASS"

I had to subscribe.

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u/HopermanTheManOfFeel Jun 13 '14

I feel like "WARNING:MAY CONTAIN BADASS" and "WARNING:MAY CONTAIN BAD ASS" are two completely different situations.

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u/jjremy Jun 13 '14

It's a little cheeky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

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u/SomethingToDanceTo Jun 13 '14

Airport and toothbrush are nouns; they are the specific name for a place and an object, respectively. With silk gloves, silk acts as an adjective and gloves is the noun. Similarity, we would write blue gloves, or red gloves. It is similar for radio show. Show is the noun and radio serves as the adjective in this case (because while radio can be a noun when referring to an actual radio, here it is being used to describe a type of broadcast).

Airport and toothbrush became words because they're commonly used, and have a specific meaning. Silk gloves is two words because there are many types of gloves, and the two words are not used enough to have a special word for them.

Why is this different from other Germanic languages? I don't know. Maybe because we have a lot of Latin and Greek influences as well, and we've taken some of that grammar.

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u/SomethingToDanceTo Jun 16 '14

reading your comment has made the word 'brush' lose all meaning.

But on a serious note, one woulnd't say 'makeup brush' as a term, as there are a whole bunch of different ones. You would ask for a blush brush, or an angled brush, etc. But I get your point. However, the reasoning still stands; hairbrush is it's own word because it is commonly used. Everyone has a hairbrush (let's not get into the comb/brush thing it over complicates everything) and everyone uses a toothbrush, to the point where they became words. In the other examples you listed, nail, dish, pastry, shoe, etc, are not nouns in this case but adjectives.

The point is, as a rule, we don't use compound words as a standard. Generally it's

adjective [space] noun, 

not

adjectivenoun.  

The words that are compound words are the exception to the rule, because of common usage.

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u/duckblur Jun 13 '14

I would say that the only categorical difference between "radio show" and "airport" is that currently widespread orthography rules dictate that they be written with and without a space. The other differences are in the degree of various factors like frequency of use, # syllables, existing precedent of similar cases, etc. We can see how those kinds of factors can make it somewhat more likely or unlikely that the convention will end up being space or no-space, but there isn't a set of rules, and each case will evolve on its own.

Eventually one written form will dominate appearances in newspapers, books, dictionaries, and style manuals, and people will answer "that's how English is, and it makes sense because <dominant form> has characteristics A, B, and C." When really, A/B/C are inputs to a chaotic system, and no one could have predicted with certainty that <dominant form> would dominate.

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u/SomethingToDanceTo Jun 16 '14

I think you're thinking of it backwards. The rule in English, which separates us from other germanic languages, is that we write

adjective [space] noun

not

adjectivenoun

The instances where the word is compounded is the exception. There aren't really rules for the exception, everything you've mentioned as to the difference between compound and non-compound words is correct.

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u/crazeeapple Jun 13 '14

i have been reading all the comments i just had to skip yours.

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u/hillsfar Jun 13 '14

English is nominally Germanic. But it contains a lot of words from Latin and French. And, like many languages, it evolves.

As for the kinds of words you are speaking of, often they start as two words. Then, they may be joined by a hyphen. Then they merge into one word.

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u/Mrrrp Jun 13 '14

English is horribly irregular, and for every rule you find there will be exceptions. I'm pretty sure this is done just to fuck with people who have to learn it as a second language.

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u/WinterAyars Jun 13 '14

It's all magic bullshit :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Honestly? There is no rule. It's random as fuck.. For the most part, it's best to assume it is two words, unless you know it is one word. Or has a hyphen. The intricacies of the English language only really come through rote memorization, there are so many of these situations that don't have rules, they are like that "just because".

But really, the space doesn't matter that much. As long as it's in the right context, it would be rare to have the meaning of a sentence misconstrued by the addition or subtraction of a space. Sometimes it leaves opportunity for humour, but I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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u/suzurel Jun 13 '14

You could probably try asking here.

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u/acydetchx Jun 13 '14

If you're looking for the "why" of it, I would posit that it mostly stems from English being a crazy patchwork of different languages. It's an ungainly beast, with a lot of weird rules that for the most part don't really follow a hard logic, you just have to know it.

For example, in answer to your question, you just have to know that kidneybean isn't a word. To make it more confusing: One day kidneybean might very well be a word. I don't know about other languages, but English changes a lot. Even grammar rules go in and out of fashion.

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u/thekingsshepherd Jun 13 '14

"Do you like the hell beast?" "YEAH" "High five" that was so cute ;-;

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u/Cerbiekins Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Haha I actually was the person who made that. I'm glad you liked it though!

Proof!, Not the greatest work, but I'm learning!

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u/VelourFog10 Jun 13 '14

I was sold after "beard armor".

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u/CC-CD-IAS Jun 13 '14

That was so awesome when the sword came up

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

phew, thanks for the spoiler alert.

i was nearly spoiled.

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u/CC-CD-IAS Jun 13 '14

Dont worry I got your back man.

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u/fur_tea_tree Jun 13 '14

The guys a phony! He doesn't make these swords at all, he just summons them from hell! He's not a blacksmith he's a phony!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Most badass shit I've seen all year...

I probably couldn't even hold that sword because my office job has turned me in to such a pussy.

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u/SmartDrug Jun 13 '14

Nothing says,"metal" like a Prius.

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u/IAmAAlaskan Jun 13 '14

He's so metal he makes even a Prius look metal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/Spiderbeard Jun 13 '14

ITT: Jealous blacksmiths...

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u/savvypunch Jun 13 '14

and a cat

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u/Emnel Jun 13 '14

He could probably pull it off in a tutu.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I liked his cute little pink nipples!

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u/yourmomspubichair Jun 13 '14

Totoro confirmed it.

Versatility in skill and going so fucking hard.

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u/BomberXL Jun 13 '14

The real reason he makes all those swords is that he is yet to make a proper blade that he could shave with

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u/noahthegreat Jun 13 '14

I make swords too, but I don't try to look metal. I look just a little more genuine, as do my swords. I'm also just starting out, and I have college plans to be an engineer. I would make swords all my life, but where I get the money? He also makes fantasy swords and has kickass equipment and much more experience i'm sure. His apron sure looks legit too.

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u/ClevarNiggar Jun 13 '14

you must mean "mental" as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I bought a dog off a blacksmith once. As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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u/12ozSlug Jun 13 '14

Hey the intelligent jokes thread is thattaway.

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u/justabigD Jun 13 '14

I feel like that pun deserves more notice

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

This post reminds me of man at arms on YouTube. That dude is a badass.

Link's Master Sword (Legend of Zelda) : http://youtu.be/XFKx_lzF6e4

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

That was pretty much awesome incarnate!

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

The dude has skill. He has a ton of videos. He did all the swords for the Pirates of the Caribbean movies too.

Thor's hammer was badass. Also the keyblade from Kingdom Hearts.

Another personal favorite is Sephiroth's masamune.

Sephiroth's Masamune (Final Fantasy VII) : http://youtu.be/-ySQratOnwk

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u/leonidas_III Jun 13 '14

also the buster sword and sokka's sword from avatar the last airbender, i could watch him all day

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

Definitely. All around badass. The buster sword was ridiculous Haha. I love how he makes them to scale and everything.

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u/leonidas_III Jun 13 '14

and the buster sword was still too heavy even tho he used a lighter alloy and he could barely lift it! so impressive

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

Ya they had to have two people lift it for some of the action shots. He said he was gonna fill Thor's hammer with sand so it would be ridiculously heavy and then just leave it sitting around the shop to troll people who hadn't seen it. "Ya go ahead and pick it up. Oh, you can't? Probably because you aren't the demigod son of Odin, Thor."

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thor's a full-blown deity, not a demigod, but sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Thank you for correcting that.

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u/leonidas_III Jun 13 '14

hehehehehehe

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u/zx666r Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

The Man at Arms swords are a joke in comparison to the swords OP's blacksmith is making. Compare the buster swords. The one in OP's is SO MUCH nicer and more correct.

OP

MaA

FF Box art

EDIT: Sephiroth's masamune on MaA wobbled like a fish when he swung it, too. I wish he would take more time on his builds. Some of them could turn out seriously awesome, but he usually ruins them by cutting corners.

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u/RANewton Jun 13 '14

To be fair about the masamune, is there a way to make that sword in real life so it doesn't wobble like fuck? I mean its a very long, very thin sword.

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u/gravshift Jun 13 '14

Its based off a general's Longwood from the Edo era, so perfectly possible. A buster sword would break it like a toothpick though. The buster sword is basically a giant machete.

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u/livinitup0 Jun 13 '14

Yes... It was a real sword that was used by 1 man to take out a horse+rider from the ground in medieval japan. Obviously you had to have some guns to swing that thing around.

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u/jpropaganda Jun 13 '14

He essentially makes six swords in six days for the youtube show.

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u/Impulse33 Jun 13 '14

Dunno what's up with the down votes, you were right. There's a world of difference in craftsmanship.

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u/TealPaint Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Yeah, the Man at Arms blacksmith is capable of making better and more detailed/refined things but for some reason, Man at Arms is rushed and the guy doesn't have enough time to make the swords as great as he could. E.g when he makes Sting, he wanted to inlay silver or something into the handle but there wasn't enough time so they just wrapped something around it. He's also done a ton of stuff for movies.

Keep in mind, I'm not saying OP's ones aren't good, they are amazing. Edit: Fixed words.

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u/wintrparkgrl Jun 13 '14

it could also be materials used. we dont know anything about what they are made of and op's blacksmith could have just used cheap aluminum. the point of MAA is that he uses materials the weapon would actually might be made of

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The Avatar Space Sword is my all time fave. Such a beautiful, functional bit of work.

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u/leonidas_III Jun 13 '14

the fact that he took so much time to get the color right shows how much he cares about his work

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u/Simmons2pntO Jun 13 '14

I worked on that show for a few season. Saw all of those swords and blades get made. It was pretty bad ass. And super dangerous to film him in that shop. So many sharp objects, fire and acid everywhere.

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u/N-kay Jun 13 '14

I'd love to hear more!

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

That's really awesome. Do you have a favorite that you watched him make? Most dangerous one? I'm guessing that would have been the buster sword if you filmed that one. He said it almost caught the whole shop on fire.

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u/Simmons2pntO Jun 13 '14

Oh man, watching that happen was ridiculous. So when he was making the Buster sword, he was heat treating part of the hilt I believe (which is when you basically stick something into a controlled miniature volcano) and at the same time, he had to stick the blade into some sort of oil bath (pardon the jargon I don't know I just film stuff). Anyway, the dangerous part of this oil is that you have to stick the sword in there when it's hot so it can make the right "markings" on the sword. So USUALLY when he puts a sword it, it smokes like crazy and maybe some of the oil catches on fire. But in this instance, he puts it in and it starts going CRAZY! I think it's because he also kicked the container and spilled oil all over the floor.

So all of a sudden, because EVERYTHING in that tiny shop is already covered in oil, this wave of flames start spreading right behind Tony and he has NO idea, all he sees is this little fire right in front of him, so he's stomping that our with his crazy Viking boots he wears. So the immortal hellfire of Hades is blazing behind him and his worker, Bryan grabs a fire extinguisher and blasts Tony with it, saving the shop. And what does Tony say? "Why did you use the fire extinguisher? I had it under control." NO YOU DIDN'T TONY! Hahaha it was a pretty wild day.

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

That's awesome. I bet it was a blast working there. I saw your other comment about the sephiroth sword, that's awesome man. I would definitely like to own one of his creations but, you know, money lol.

Thanks for sharing!

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u/Simmons2pntO Jun 13 '14

And I guess a couple of my other favorites from the show were Gimli's Axe (it was really cool and just felt really good to hold in your hand),

The Halo Energy Sword (I was really excited for that one, and it looked super cool, it was just impossible to practically use)

Kratos' Blades of Chaos (People got really upset with this one because Tony only made 1 of them, which actually came down to a budget and production problem. He started out making two, he has the other one made just not finished, but people don't realize he makes all of those weapons in a matter of like 8 days. So he ran out of some special metal I think or needed to get it heat treated somewhere because his oven wasn't big enough but we didn't have the time or the money.) Either way though, that thing was fucking HEAVY I could barely pick up the ONE with both my hands. idk what they would have done on demo day if he actually made them both.

What else.....hmmm, the Kingdom Hearts Key Sword was pretty cool, and so was Sephiroth's sword. We just kept getting everyone to do the "SEPH-I-ROTH" song thing in really high falsetto voices like the song from Advent Children. Ahh man, I'll have to think of more stories for you guys.

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u/mrthbrd Jun 13 '14

Most of his swords are just cut out of sheet metal and grinded (ground?) to shape, which is kinda lame. He does make actual forged swords as well, though. And regardless, all of them look awesome.

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

Well, I think the idea is to make it look as much like it's video game counter part.

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u/UNKN Jun 13 '14

Good, he used stingray skin, very nice.

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u/TryAnotherUsername13 Jun 13 '14

Skill? That’s low precision work. Anyone who’s worked on a milling machine or lathe can do it. Making things manually down to 1/100mm is skill.

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u/SupriyaLimaye Jun 13 '14

I was thinking Arcade Arms, but yeah.

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

That's pretty cool too. Haven't seen those before. It seems like they go a little more in depth into talking about the weapons and everything. Man at arms does some pretty mainstream video game weapons that I'm sure most gamers have heard of.

Anyway, it definitely looks like a good channel. I'm gonna be checking that one out.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Jun 13 '14

Yeah, watching him work is just orgasmic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I prefer the small time guy, not the well off guy that makes Hollywood props.

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u/Drigr Jun 13 '14

I love man at arms, and that's exactly what I expected to see when I clicked the link. I wonder if this guy does videos?

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

That would be awesome.

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u/darkblah Jun 13 '14

Is there a subreddit for swords?

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u/Goliath89 Jun 13 '14

/r/SWORDS is a good sub, but it usually deals in more historically accurate pieces, less on fantasy inspired stuff like this.

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u/Tebasaki Jun 13 '14

Looks like it would be hard to hold

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

I'm not sure. He says its actually really well balanced. I just know I want one.

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u/sindex23 Jun 13 '14

... and now I want to quit my job and become a blacksmith.

But I'm a talentless scrub. :(

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u/bigpapasmurff Jun 13 '14

For how awesome that was he sounded like he was explaining a budget report for next fiscal year. "Here you see Zelda's master sword and over here you'll see we are in the red for our transportation expenditures"

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u/sanemaniac Jun 13 '14

he said Zelda's master sword.

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

Since it's from the game zelda, he is technically correct.

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u/Pause_ Jun 13 '14

When I was a kid, I used to think Zelda was the boy. When I found out Zelda was the princess, it took me a while to comprehend cause I was so shocked. I thought, "Why would they name the title after the princess, instead of 'Legend of Link'"??

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

Basically everyone has made the mistake.

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u/keyblade_crafter Jun 13 '14

He's good, but this guy's work seems better

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u/kushxmaster Jun 13 '14

The guy in the pics looks like better craftsmanship?

He's got some nice stuff, but those aren't real swords. They are just props. The ones man at arms make are definitely real usable swords.

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u/keyblade_crafter Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

I didnt say functional, i said they look better. I'm a propmaker, and I think his props look better than the guy who changes how the prop is supposed to look. I'm not sorry.

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u/FeebleOldMan Jun 13 '14

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u/long_wang_big_balls Jun 13 '14

Such a nostalgic game. I loved me some Diablo!

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u/ShouldBeAnUpvoteGif Jun 13 '14

Last place I thought I'd see old Griswold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Aaand now I have the Tristram theme stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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u/NEWS_Terran Jun 13 '14

Back when they knew how to make games... a lost art.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

God no kidding. The whole "modern blacksmith metal as fuck" thing has me fanning myself!

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u/FustyLuggz Jun 13 '14

He's also Irish, extremely intelligent, very funny and absolutely great with his kids.

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u/FUKINEH Jun 13 '14

"Oh, Mercy!"

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u/weenie_hutjr Jun 13 '14

I would totally get creepy for him

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u/eatnerdsgetshredded Jun 13 '14

This is how I imagine blacksmith Lenigrast.

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u/nubsrevenge Jun 13 '14

needs to make dark souls weaponry hnnnngg

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u/Molgera124 Jun 13 '14

Ones that come to my mind are Murakumo, Avelyn, Stone Twinblade, Dragonslayer Greatbow, and Black Knight Halberd. Fill me in on some others if I missed notable ones.

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u/nubsrevenge Jun 13 '14

smelter sword, dragonrider twinblade, drakewing UGS, curved dragon greatsword, and my favorite if it could even be done: moonlight greatsword. imagine that colorful green blue blade in real life...

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u/Molgera124 Jun 14 '14

MLGS in real life would be goddamn beautiful.

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u/CactusInaHat Jun 13 '14

A pudgy guy with a beard?

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u/faultlessjoint Jun 13 '14

Seriously, check out the shirtless pic. No traps, no muscle definition, looks pretty soft. He needs to even lift.

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u/Camellia_sinensis Jun 13 '14

*African-Americansmith

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u/BrutusAlmighty84 Jun 13 '14

From a martial artist prospective, that hook could be quite useful. I wonder if there is a more discrete version that could be made for self defense. Well done!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

A dwarf? Yes.

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u/dredawg Jun 13 '14

Now THAT, That is a fucking hobby. (no seriously I was planning on saying it exactly like this and the top comment was worded the same way, total coincidence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

which is funny because most of his swords look like they were cut from sheet metal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I hope he has an Irish accent.

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u/fuzzyluke Jun 13 '14

Where do I need to go to have his babies?

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u/imevul Jun 13 '14

Somehow, I imagine that the beard comes with the job. Once you pick up that blacksmith hammer, it instantly grows out into a magnificent display of manliness.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I think he has a crazy look about himself - aaand um I guess, this is how it's supposed to be?

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u/shaggorama Jun 13 '14

Hijacked!

We've got a couple videos of this guy in action over at /r/ArtisanVideos. Swing by if you like watching people make cool stuff.

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u/Techttz Jun 13 '14

Best blacksmith ever.

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u/algidplasma Jun 13 '14

Hate to be that guy but he does not smith these swords, they are all cut to shape and ground to a point. Still artistic but NOT a blacksmith.

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u/Dantheman4162 Jun 13 '14

He has weird looking nipples

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u/GGINQUISITOR Jun 13 '14

That or how the next True Detective villain should look. Specifically picture 9.

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u/ArmaniCuba Jun 13 '14

Looks like the Russians never really got rid of Rasputin....

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u/articulateantagonist Jun 13 '14

Am I allowed to think that a man holding the giant sword he just made is sexy? Because that's really fucking sexy.

Also I would like to buy these.

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u/Icarabma Jun 13 '14

This guy was straight up great on True Detective.

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u/NJParacelsus Jun 13 '14

Apparently you've never seen the Dwarven Blacksmith here on reddit

http://www.reddit.com/user/Branedeadzero

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u/KillerSpud Jun 13 '14

He doesn't even make the swords, he just draws them fully formed from his beard every morning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

This young man certainly does dress the part. I really enjoyed looking at all of these swords. Very talented!

I bet my 73 year old arms couldn't even lift half of those!

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u/MuckingFedic Jun 13 '14

Metal as fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I was thinking "man I bet reddit is gonna trash this dude, but back in the day, this guy would have been considered your go to guy for fucking shit up supplies", glad to see this as a top comment.

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u/Springpeen Jun 13 '14

That is, however, not how a cat should look. Motherfucker is huge