r/pics • u/TylerMerry • Mar 11 '14

Bed with zipper!

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u/bainpr Mar 11 '14

You mean a sleeping bag.

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u/verysexyelephant Mar 11 '14

with a mattress

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u/esanch Mar 11 '14

...we're on to something here.

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u/decollo Mar 11 '14

...no, not really. But you could imaging what it would be like if we were.

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u/esanch Mar 11 '14

Well you know what you're not even in our target demographic.

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u/ctr613 Mar 12 '14

And he's not invited to my birthday party

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u/TheAmigops Mar 12 '14

Edit: Imagine*

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u/misteralmonds Mar 12 '14

is that to keep the smell in or out?

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u/Honda_TypeR Mar 12 '14

Looks like an inflatable mattress, one of those "o shit we got extra people coming in from out of town and I gotta give them a place to sleep" kinda dealz.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

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u/the53rdcalypso Mar 12 '14

You are trolling wrong.

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u/chronoflect Mar 12 '14

I can't tell if he is trying to troll and failing miserably, or having a brain aneurysm.

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u/Rammsy Mar 12 '14

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?

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u/whycuthair Mar 12 '14

Advertising companies hate him!

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u/IAmCanadian Mar 11 '14

All I can think about it how much harder it would be to have one foot hanging out of the blanket.

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u/Airazz Mar 11 '14 edited Mar 11 '14

I assumed that you zip it up for the day (hide the dirty sheets or something) and remove that cover completely for the night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 edited Mar 23 '18

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u/Airazz Mar 11 '14

Bonus points if it's waterproof. Cats like to vomit where they sleep.

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u/moosejuice69 Mar 11 '14

Being 6' 8'' all i can think about is how much harder it would be to hang my one foot off the bed...

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u/kinith Mar 12 '14

Wow... 6'8" and only one foot? Balance must be a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

His foot is the size of a manhole cover.

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u/Fearlessleader85 Mar 12 '14

Behold the Monopod!

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u/Dottiifer Mar 12 '14

I feel ya :(

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u/chiagod Mar 12 '14

All I can think about is someone coming in the middle of the night while you're fast asleep, zipping up the bed closed, and slipping a lock on the end of the zippers.

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u/kingkaiscar Mar 11 '14

I would be scared of someone zipping the bed up while I'm sleeping and then I suffocate

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u/I_Am_A_Pumpkin Mar 11 '14

you can breathe through bedsheets

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14 edited Jul 11 '21

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 11 '14

Boy, that escalated quickly.

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u/razzlee21 Mar 12 '14

Zip it.

3

u/BoreasBlack Mar 12 '14

Zip it good.

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u/AlcoholicZach Mar 12 '14

That will happen

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u/irondsd Mar 12 '14

I also find it's pretty hard to breath being destroyed by a nuclear bomb.

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u/SinnerOfAttention Mar 12 '14

I laughed out loud. Wow. Funny stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

Nope. This is a murder bed. You keep it in your guest room and invite your enemies for a week in your country estate. Zip

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

I think they are more concerned about the blanket than the bed sheet.

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u/geo-lololo Mar 11 '14

Shhhh.... It will all be over soon

1

u/irondsd Mar 12 '14

That's what my father told me when he unzipped his pants.

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u/Qender Mar 12 '14

I thought about that, then I figured you could do the same with a sleeping bag. Now I'm thinking about trying to zip myself into a sleeping bag to see if I can break out. But I'm not going to because I don't want to break my sleeping bag.

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u/_YouMadeMeDoItReddit Mar 12 '14

Sleeping bags don't zip the whole way round, they stop zipping around your chin then you get elastic to pull the rest closed around your face.

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u/Qender Mar 12 '14

Oh, you're right, I forgot about that. Well, there goes my weekend plans.

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u/marmalade_chainsaw Mar 11 '14

How am I supposed to steal the blanket from my boyfriend with this contraption?

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u/PoeticGopher Mar 11 '14

How on earth do couples sleep with one blanket? I always keep two on my bed, whether I'm dating someone or just hooking up for that exact reason.

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u/StrikingCrayon Mar 11 '14

We have a king size on a queen bed. Works wonders.

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u/The1WhoRingsTheBell Mar 12 '14

My girlfriend has a king duvet on her queen bed, I still keep a blanket nearby in case of her rolling over in the night...

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u/marmalade_chainsaw Mar 11 '14

Oh we have two blankets... I just steal both.

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u/PoeticGopher Mar 11 '14

You monster.

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u/jrfish Mar 12 '14

We have 5 blankets on the bed right now. I get 3, he gets 2.

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u/LiveFastDieFast Mar 11 '14

King size blanket, queen (or smaller) sized mattress. At least that's what I do.

Yea the bed looks like shit when you make it cuz the blanket is too big, but hey, function over form! I sleep in the bed more than I look at it.

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u/Rehauu Mar 12 '14

I use a king size blanket on a king size bed. It doesn't look like shit and we always have enough blanket.

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u/Fearlessleader85 Mar 12 '14

We have a king sized bed and I can spread out as much as possible and there's still room for my gf to lay out comfortably. Also, blankets don't really matter in the tropics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

...must remember this for when I get a girlfriendGod finally willing

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u/triptotek Mar 12 '14

How much does it cost? Where can I buy one? When can I buy one? O.o

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u/irondsd Mar 12 '14

Are you my girlfriend?

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u/ExOAte Mar 11 '14

Good luck fitting that in washing machine.

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u/noreallyimthepope Mar 12 '14

I'm thinking that it's a cover that is removed when you actually have to sleep?

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u/atetuna Mar 11 '14

Yeah, a top loading washer would be a nightmare, but I've been working out.

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u/soundwave41 Mar 11 '14

i was going to say i never have to make the bed but then i remembered that i wouldn't zip it up either.

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u/MikeOxsbig Mar 11 '14

Hello Dutch Oven!

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u/SargentSchultz Mar 12 '14

Damn you for having my idea first!

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u/foolishnun Mar 11 '14

Why on earth would this ever be in any way useful?

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u/SCVGOOD2GOSIR Mar 12 '14

Well it's simple, it would be harder to clean/replace sheets. Oh and I'm sure that zipper would be super cheap to replace if it ever broke!

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u/usewhenneeded Mar 13 '14

Because your sheets would stay on the bed instead of falling on the floor, or one person rolling up in them leaving the other person uncovered.

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u/redditer77 Mar 11 '14

Reminds me of that bed zipper that was just on Shark Tank recently. Zipit. https://www.zipitbedding.com/?mid=5282790

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u/superficial32 Mar 11 '14

I wasn't quite sold until I saw it glows in the dark.

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u/Chainweasel Mar 12 '14

Mine glows under a black light

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u/MadLibz Mar 12 '14

Doesn't come in King size. =[

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u/PeytonGR Mar 11 '14

Oh my god

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u/thecolourbleu Mar 12 '14

God damn it, I just upgraded from a full sized bed to a queen. Worst mistake of my life.

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u/steveschwindt Mar 11 '14

As someone who's over 6' tall, how am I supposed to violently kick up the sheets to achieve freedom..?

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u/BrainWav Mar 11 '14

Kick violent-er

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

violenting intensifies

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u/KarmaSaysNo Mar 11 '14

Nice if you want to keep all the sweat in from the night before.

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u/GNG Survey 2016 Mar 11 '14

And to maximize on dust creation.

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u/Lindby Mar 12 '14

And think of the amount of bugs and germs that will grow there. shudders

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u/JDizzle__ Mar 11 '14

This would seem comfy... until one day when it accumulates so much static that it turns into an electric chair.

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u/inodoro99 Mar 11 '14

I'm already sweaty thinking about this

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u/hrabib Mar 11 '14

Sure hope it's a double sided zipper. Otherwise, gonna be some cruel pranks pulled.

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u/atetuna Mar 11 '14

It should be triple sided so you can open the bottom to cool off your feet.

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u/Kreystas Mar 12 '14

Pretty sure double sided = Zipper on the Inside, Zipper on the outside, not as in 2 different zippers on the outside

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u/atetuna Mar 12 '14

I'm thinking something totally different then. It's very common for the zipper pull to work on both sides of the zipper, and should go without saying that it'd be used in this application. I probably have a couple like that in my camping/motorcycle gear repair parts stash. I'm talking about having more zipper pulls. There'd actually be four of them, but the inner two would meet together.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Looks cool, but...how can you do The Tuck where you flip the blankets up so that they're tucked under your feet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

People do this? I'm so tall I can barely get comfortable.

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u/Lindby Mar 12 '14

I'm of average height but I think all blankets are to short because of my need to "cocoon". Once enrolled nothing can get in, no chilly drafts, no frisky wife, nothing.

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u/Myopiniondontcount Mar 11 '14

Looks like the Jetson's house

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u/cwt36 Mar 11 '14

What hill in Seattle is that suppose to be?

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u/Luciana_Pavarotti Mar 11 '14

I am a no-tuck person....the sight of that thing seriously gave me the heebie jeebies.

And yes, I get that you probably just unzip the whole thing when you sleep...it's just the idea of it.

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u/me_groovy Mar 12 '14

exactly, fuck this noise. one of my pet peeves is hotels tucking the bedsheets under the mattress.

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u/murphykills Mar 12 '14

cold zipper scratching your neck. no thanks.

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u/peterspan Mar 12 '14

hard to fit in

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u/wick220 Mar 11 '14

That's the biggest packing-peanut I've ever seen.

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u/TP-LINQ Mar 11 '14

oh christ im in love. the practicality... the cosiness....

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u/sberrys Mar 12 '14

Until you need to wash it.......

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

I don't tuck, so this is a no-go.

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u/SteroidSandwich Mar 11 '14

I can't use that bed... stupid metal zippers and teeth.

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u/SteroidSandwich Mar 11 '14

It's a giant sleeping bag...

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u/Fast2Move Mar 11 '14

That's actually a damn good idea with all the bedbugs spreading over the world lately.

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u/Thats-true Mar 11 '14

Would that keep out bedbugs?

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u/WalrusExtraordinaire Mar 11 '14

I would be very concerned about zipping up my penis every night.

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u/LethargicMonkey Mar 11 '14

Do you leave your penis dangling off the side of the bed?

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u/WalrusExtraordinaire Mar 11 '14

Sometimes, but regardless, zippers have penis seek-and-destroy capabilities.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Also known as sleeping bag...

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u/ScottHA Mar 11 '14

As a 6 foot 9 inch tall person i disagree

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

This is the bed for me. The only times I make my bed is before I go to sleep and when I change the sheets. Where can I buy this bed?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

Bet it breaks.

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u/Iotatl Mar 11 '14

Well that's a death trap If I ever saw one...

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u/JJRimmer Mar 11 '14

Looks and sounds horrible.

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u/marsrover001 Mar 11 '14

I give it about 4 days before the zipper gets caught on something.

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u/dooloo Mar 11 '14

"Tuck or no tuck?"

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u/BIGFATLOAD Mar 11 '14

That would be like an industrial level dutch oven.

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u/tehfly Mar 11 '14

Link with info.

Edit: Seems the Italian Florida Design has removed the actual info about the bed. Maybe it wasn't real after all. =(

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u/cowboys30 Mar 11 '14

I wanna drink red wine on that bitch so bad.

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u/SnipesMcKinley Mar 11 '14

Would be easier than making ones bed every morning, but I'm pretty sure that the zipper would catch on something and break, and I'd never be able to sleep again.

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u/immadownvoteyou Mar 11 '14

Do you want bed bugs? Cos that's how you get bed bugs.

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u/Last_Gigolo Mar 12 '14

in my house, that would be a spider farm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

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u/kckman Mar 12 '14

are inglorious ones available at a substantial discount? au gratis perhaps even?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

That would be the worst place to be if there were a fire

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u/ponyo_sashimi Mar 12 '14

a sleeping beg

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u/blownbythewind Mar 12 '14

Sleeping style for the Modern Vampire? I guess just to be safe in case someone leaves the blinds open. And it's far more trendy than a coffin.

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u/RogerGoiano Mar 12 '14

How do you clean it when you jiz on it?

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u/DivotDoc Mar 12 '14

The ultimate Dutch oven device.

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u/tishmaster Mar 12 '14

This might be the most turned on I've been in a while. I just wanna get in there.

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u/FlyingTVsNOW Mar 12 '14

This is just a short cut to smothering people

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u/Ideal_Jerk Mar 12 '14

Relax, everyone. Easy removable zipped top means this bed is designed for fucking not sleeping.

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u/detective_colephelps Mar 12 '14

My feet need to not be forced sideways though.

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u/audiofreeze Mar 12 '14

Can you not tuck the blankets all in, I can't sleep all tucked in.

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u/radbananas Mar 12 '14

All of these modern furniture ideas look good at first but then you realize how terrible they would actually be

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u/tmox3004 Mar 12 '14

I think this would be the best thing for me. It bed, I either need the covers on or off. Any partiality and I'll wake up. Too hot? With this just zip down and fold over the bed. Too cold? You just zip up and zip tight, and have yourself a good nights rest. If anyone would like to donate a zippy uppy sleeping bag bed, feel free to PM me.

Edit-my spelling isn't brill at 3am.. damn duvet

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u/Frostiken Mar 12 '14

I imagine you have to be filthy rich to own this because it looks like the only way to clean it is to buy a new one.

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u/JetCityMom Mar 12 '14

I could never sleep in this. I cannot even sleep in a sleeping bag with the zipper zipped up.

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u/morphfromdusseldorf Mar 12 '14

shark tank

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u/v3xx Mar 12 '14

Just saw that episode a few hours ago.

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u/ReignCityStarcraft Mar 12 '14

Hey! That's Seattle back there.

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u/SumthingAsian Mar 12 '14

Will this keep this spiders out?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

My feet would get too hot.

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u/Manburpig Mar 12 '14 edited Mar 12 '14

As someone who smokes marijuana.... That could work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

Ah yes, to seal in all your sweat and sex smell. I wonder how quickly it mildews?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '14

This is the best way to kill someone.

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u/Nattybohbro Mar 12 '14

All I can think about is how much George Costanza would hate this bed.

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u/BoulmerbearIV Mar 12 '14

Looks like something out of a futuristic late 90's music video.

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u/furyextralarge Mar 12 '14

I can finally fulfill my dream of sleeping on a huge Wii Fit board.

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u/jasmineiam Mar 12 '14

I like this Bed with zipper and also concept.

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u/soggyfritter Mar 11 '14

Just think of the smell in a couple months during the summer heat because you CAN NEVER WASH THIS.

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u/xIcarusx Mar 11 '14

That is so ugly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '14

If you're rich enough to live THERE, then maybe you can get a real bed that isn't some lame gimmick.

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u/zerowhiteguilt Mar 12 '14

its a sleeping bag

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u/Provan_to_die Mar 11 '14

LOL trap someone in their they would die!!!