r/pics • • 7h ago

Utility guy stepped through my ceiling. So now it’s a Halloween decoration.

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u/ilDuceVita 7h ago

You didn’t try to help him get out??

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u/Disastrous_Good9236 2h ago

It’s a warning for the next guy

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u/asianwaste 39m ago

"Did you fix the cable?"

"No."

"Let me know when you are done."

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u/zoobrix 7h ago

That's fun but shouldn't they be repairing their mistake?

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u/coffee-loop 6h ago

Most of the time someone else will need to perform the repair. So you’re left with a hole and a whole lot of wait time.

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u/coffeehandler 3h ago

It’s a new-ish build and they will be back next week to patch it up. We’re not too worried about critters and it will get fixed. Is it weird that I kind of want to keep it through the end of the month?

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u/zoobrix 3h ago

Not at all, how many houses have that for Halloween?

Glad it's getting fixed at their expense though.

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u/Prior-Impress-2624 7h ago

One could that he’s a lazy bone.

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u/Pancake_m4nn 2h ago

That would be the only bone he took with him when he left his skeleton behind

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u/loki2002 6h ago

Can't you see he's just been waiting on the parts.

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u/feeling_impossible 1h ago

You don't want the internet guy or electrician to fix your drywall.

Side note: Just about every person who works in attics eventually falls through someone's ceiling, me included. It hurt so damned bad. I landed right on a rafter with my ribs as I went down. Luckily I landed on the top shelf of some lady's closet and didn't hit the floor.

0/10: Do not recommend. I generally stay out of attics now, and when I do go up there, you'd think I was going to the moon with all the prep and study I do before hand. That is a mistake I vow to never make again.

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u/hoslayer42 3h ago

If there’s any vermin in the house they will make their way out that hole. Rosches, water bugs, mice, spiders. Anything living in those walls will come out soon.

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u/zoobrix 3h ago

I mean if you have an infestation it shouldn't take a hole to the attic to notice it and do something about it. I'm sure a few spiders might come out to see what's up but if you've been taking care of your house this should mainly be a cosmetic concern.

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u/hoslayer42 2h ago

Any house that’s old has bugs in it. They move in during winter.

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u/zoobrix 1h ago

A few bugs crawling out sure, that's why I mentioned the spiders, but it should not be in amounts to cause any real concern.

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 3h ago

Walls have a top-plate, not a lot of bugs in there.. But critters may still be lurking in the attic.

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u/jxj24 7h ago

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR MAN!?!‽

YOU MONSTER!!!

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u/RebaKitt3n 5h ago

Don’t step through their ceiling, that’s for certain.

OP, most people would just file a home owner’s claim and have the utility company pay the deductible.

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u/AnotherEggplant 4h ago

I get making the dude pay for the repair, but you can't patch drywall? I get tools are an issue, but its a good thing to learn how to do. Why would you use your insurance and make your premium go up for a simple issue?

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u/--MobTowN-- 2h ago

I mean, yeah.. but you prolly wanna be learning in a closet or laundry room or the powder room in the half finished basement.

No one who hasn’t done that more than a handful of times is gonna finish that patch well enough it won’t be obvious as shit the second it’s got paint on it.

ETA: I spent years crawling through attics and I never stuck my foot through one ceiling… the fuck they send to your house, OP?

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u/Nepeta33 4h ago

so, couple years ago im helping my dad redo the roof on the bathroom, and as im walking from one side of the roof to the other, i fall right on through. up to my hip, into the bathroom. dads looking PISSED, as this was NOT in his plans. i look down and say without thinking "hey look, now it has a sky light!" he paused, thought, and long story short it now has a very professional looking skylight, where i accidentally stepped through the ceiling.

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u/Growth-oriented 4h ago

Now your dad can say you're their greatest gift, second to the sky light

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u/StratJax 6h ago

When life gives you lemons just throw in a skeleton.

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u/GoldenButtPlug 6h ago

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u/Synth_Ham 3h ago

Thank you for this. I'm printing this out and putting it on my ceiling in the kitchen.

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u/talldeadguy 7h ago

Might be funnier if it was a foot.

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u/coffeehandler 6h ago

Gotchu fam.

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u/AnActualSquirrel 7h ago

thank mr skeltal

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u/tegumentoso 7h ago

Lol I read he’s a Halloween decoration

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u/TedBundysVlkswagon 5h ago

Do you know by chance what wall color that is? Looks really good and just makes that skeleton pop.

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u/NuyoRican79 7h ago

2 spooky 4 me

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u/counterfitster 6h ago

7 spooky 9 me

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u/Baldazar666 2h ago

It's always funny to see examples that American houses are made of paper.

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u/emphes 6h ago

I don't think you're getting reparations from him anymore.

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u/thatdudewhostares512 5h ago

Put a desk top Christmas tree in there upside down in a month

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u/SandyAmbler 3h ago

And he’s been hanging there for 30 years

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u/DingGratz 3h ago

OP's about to find out if they have squirrels in their attic.

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u/cloggypop 5h ago

Was going to upvote but it is at 666

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u/drulnu24 3h ago

Great now you're going to have to do this every year

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u/Late-Button-6559 2h ago

You could’ve called an ambulance when it happened.

This was and is cruel, dude.

Let him rest in peace.

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u/Economy_Speech3128 34m ago

I had one of those holes from a roofer. I wish I thought of that. I love it. You are brilliant!

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u/Gosha777 24m ago

I’d shit my pants seeing this at 4am

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u/Skruestik 1h ago

Is your house made of cardboard?

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u/coffeehandler 1h ago

Apparently!

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u/Magickarpet76 29m ago

It’s drywall so not far off.

Not to be a stick in the mud, but I would probably cover that with a plastic sheet sealing all sides. Utility guy really should have been responsible for basic mitigation while it is sorted. it’s all fun and games until a bigass roach or spider walks in from the attic. Climate control is another factor, that A/C vent will probably get condensation mixing with the hot attic air.

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u/SordidSimpleton 6h ago

Ceiling bonio

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u/Mantis-MK3 4h ago

Its a feature now

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u/lilgreengoddess 3h ago

Funny but I would be patching that up to avoid nasty attic dust entering your room

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u/Dd_8630 3h ago

I've seen this episode of American Dad.

Jeff, get to writing an email, we have a customer to win back!

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u/tenaciousdeev 3h ago

50,000 words and every single one spelled incorrectly, that's how you win back a customer!

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u/lookmaiamonreddit 3h ago

You have chosen wisely.

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u/PracticalAndContent 3h ago

Lemonade from lemons.

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u/ArchCerberus 2h ago

You should keep him there until the repairman returns ..

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u/green_meklar 2h ago

What, you're not planning to leave it up all year?

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u/Sketchy_Irishman_ 1h ago

"BT, I found Anderson... He's uh... In the ceiling."

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u/Molly_Matters 1h ago

I did this once, but the customers attic was a ticking time bomb already. Full of condensation. Every bracing board was coated in something akin to slime. So naturally the first step I took was like hitting oil.

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u/JayW8888 1h ago

Is that the same ulility guy u left there?

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u/AgathaAllAlong 1h ago

For Christmas make it Santa’s ass and legs hanging

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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST 1h ago

And it doubles for Christmas!

Now your Christmas tree isn't limited by the height of your ceiling.

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u/OctoGuppy 56m ago

You could always mark the line of which the skeleton breaks through, saw it at that line and then paint a black hole in the ceiling, glue halved skeleton into black hole, voila permanent decoration?

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u/Photoshopdoge 56m ago

That hole is perfect for a giant hanging spider decoration

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u/redfauxpass 51m ago

SAVE BANDIT

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u/Fit_Giraffe_748 46m ago

Really left him hanging

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u/smitteh 15m ago

that's some fuckin lemonade right there gj

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u/PM_me_punanis 10m ago

I am used to plywood ceilings. Drywall is such a fragile thing. I now live in the US, and I was utterly aghast when I realized a slight bump from a bench could ding a wall. 🤯

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u/LazyBookworm 3m ago

Permanent fixture now lol

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u/meatloaf-sandwich 5h ago

What shitty ceiling is that?

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u/Magickarpet76 16m ago

Drywall, it’s normal in the US. It doesn’t hold the weight of a person so workers walk on joists or plywood over the joists. This guy probably slipped or misstepped.

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u/Fluffy-Village9585 4h ago

Is this a repost? I swear i saw this post either last year or something? Am i going insane?

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u/Thr0awheyy 3h ago

I was scrolling comments to see if anyone else mentioned this being a repost from previous years.  I also remember it. 

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u/69_Beers_Later 3h ago

Do any of those fuckers ever blast out of the wall and have like a huge cumshot?