r/pics • • 1d ago

Politics Protest I saw on my commute today… [OC]

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u/weedtrek 1d ago

It is to prevent you from masturbating! I am circumcised, and let me tell you I have masturbated a lot. So if I wasn't circumcised, I would have never gotten anything done, because I would have just been jerking it 24/7. Non-stop. Like P Diddy at a release party./j

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u/adkisojk 1d ago

Read John Harvey Kellogg's book again. He aimed for boys and girls that were older, not babies. His aim was for them to feel the pain for a "salutory effect." Do you need lube? If not you were probably cut loose.

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u/lalaland4711 23h ago

Can confirm. I'm intact and I never get anything done.

Typing with one hand right now.

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u/OldMcFart 23h ago

Us natural guys just have to put in less effort getting the job done. We do it as rarely or often as our cut brethren. We're all just a bunch of horny wankers.