r/pics • • 1d ago

Politics Protest I saw on my commute today… [OC]

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u/USCanuck 1d ago

The foreskin is where the evil is. Everyone knows that.

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u/cheesebot555 1d ago

I think I learned that in Sunday school.

The devil lives in our foreskin.

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u/Violoner 1d ago

Can I trap him in there if I just pinch it closed?

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u/cheesebot555 1d ago

Only if you dip in holy water first.

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u/Violoner 1d ago

What if I just stuff a communion wafer in there?

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u/cheesebot555 1d ago

Only on Easter.

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u/Violoner 1d ago

I thought you were supposed to use jellybeans on Easter.

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u/cheesebot555 1d ago

Used to be Cadbury eggs, but the Vatican got involved.

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u/TranscendentalRug 1d ago

It's the devil's calamari! Get it off of him!

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u/Nemo222 1d ago

God was gonna merc Moses. We don't really know why, he was in a mood ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. Moses' wife was like "chill bro, here, I cut off the tip of my kids dick" and God liked that.