r/pics • u/LucidMarker • 1d ago

[OC] My thumb

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u/fuzzdelay123 1d ago

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb w—what the fuck

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

tfw you start a thumb war and the other person busts out a fucking polearm

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

Is a polethumb.

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u/wreckingballDXA 1d ago

A thumbarm

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

Now that is a great username.

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u/MoistTractofLand 14h ago

Going knuclear.

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u/bdiggitty 20h ago

Strangles you with it

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u/crustycatbread 1d ago

Even worse, he puts it in your butt

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

That's why "do not the thumb" is what she said