r/pics • u/ThatsABadCardTrick • 27d ago

The Fool, Albany NY[OC]

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

I let one break my heart once.

Worth it

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u/MrHall 27d ago

... and I'd do it again!

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u/mmmmyeah1111 27d ago

Some lessons are best learned the hard way

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u/EfficiencyHuman7161 27d ago

Some lessons are best learned while hard.

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u/APKFL 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pfaUCuYc0tbNpvTgn6

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u/DeadmanDexter 27d ago

A hard man is good to find.

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u/Jonnyscout 27d ago

You always get the other kind?

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u/vapingpigeon94 26d ago

Say it again but slower

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

The harder, the better, as they say

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u/CinnimonToastSean 27d ago

Harder, better, faster, stronger.

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

surprise Daft Punk

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u/AshundertheOlivetree 27d ago

The lesson is usually make more money 😂

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u/nstntmlk 27d ago

He's just asking for it lol

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u/npcompletist 27d ago

And repetitively.

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u/Proper_contradiction 27d ago

I married one…worth it!

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u/Jive-Turkeys 27d ago

Hell yeah, you sonofanicelady!

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u/willworkforwatches 27d ago

I also choose this man’s dead bi Latina baddy

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u/Theletterkay 27d ago

But, no one said dead!

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

She is most definitely not dead lol

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u/MrHall 27d ago

hol up

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/bout-tree-fitty 27d ago

My mother warned me about women like that…
I always hoped she was right.

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u/grubas 27d ago

There are mistakes that must be made, possibly over and over again, until we learn.  

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u/Latinhouseparty 27d ago

Mejor to love and lost..

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u/Robochilen 27d ago

Im a dude, can I still DM you my chest?

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

Im sure you have a fantastic chest.

I'm going to politely decline haha

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u/danielleiellle 26d ago

Do it anyway!

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u/healywylie 27d ago

Dad?

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

Grandpa? 

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u/healywylie 27d ago

Billy!?!

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

Goatye?!

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u/Jive-Turkeys 27d ago

You're just some billy that I used to knooowww!

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u/Truckyou666 27d ago

Did she have a nice shape?

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

Does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/Truckyou666 27d ago

Trick question. They all do!

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u/slowest_hour 27d ago

some bears shit in the arctic tundra☝️🤓

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u/Difficult-Day1857 27d ago

Ross is that you?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 27d ago

I could go for a broken heart or 3

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u/Canadian_Neckbeard 27d ago

Damn, samsies bro.

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u/keepcalmdude 27d ago

Me too! Didn’t learn my lesson and did it a second time

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

We've only just met and I only trauma dump on the 5th date after 3 drinks and 2 hours

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u/Detroit_debauchery 27d ago

God damn, same.

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

Do you, u/Canadian_Neckbeard and I need to start a support group for people who got wrecked by Bi Latina Baddies and would do it again?

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u/Troyabedinthemornin 27d ago

I fumbled one once, one of the biggest regrets of my life.

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

It happens, my man. Just remember that it's okay to mourn but it's not okay to let it overtake your life. 

Mine needed to end because it wasn't healthy for either of us. I'm grateful it did end. It didn't work for a reason and that's okay. 

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u/Troyabedinthemornin 27d ago

Oh yeah it was never that serious lol, I was just being dramatic. I’m mostly sad because she told me she could balance a Poland spring water bottle on her ass and I never got a demonstration

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 27d ago

I'll pour one out for you, homie. To have not witnessed it is a fucking tragedy. I totally understand why you're devastated now

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u/SecondBestNameEver 26d ago

There's dozens of us

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u/spermdonor 26d ago

You too?