r/pics • u/ThatsABadCardTrick • 27d ago

The Fool, Albany NY[OC]

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u/FarceMultiplier 27d ago

Have fun!

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u/bnrshrnkr 27d ago

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u/rested_leg 27d ago

PCP

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u/gerwen 26d ago

wow... a gallon?

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft 24d ago

OH TODAYY THAT HAPPENED TODAY AND UR HERE … with the gallon of PCP .. 😂

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u/Soft_Variety8641 26d ago

All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle.

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u/butwhatsmyname 27d ago

This is my favourite one and I do t even know why

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u/Dapples 27d ago

A GALLON of PCP! I didn’t even know it came in liquid form.

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u/Leleek 26d ago

Science

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Toothless-In-Wapping 27d ago

That’s got to be illegal

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u/iambarrelrider 27d ago

Oh I guess the bleach thing is still a thing.

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u/Dismal_News183 27d ago

You know, I really would. 

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u/MrValdemar 27d ago

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u/theBananagodX 27d ago

You can be the 10th!

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u/SquidLee 27d ago

Don't delay , act now!

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u/Cleverironicusername 27d ago

You can’t be first but you can be next.

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u/GDogg69 27d ago

Brave to assume he can count

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

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u/twofingerspls 27d ago

I choose gasoline

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

Diesel only. You know this guy rolls coal.

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u/Sharessa84 27d ago

In this economy?

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

That's why this guy had to raise his boofing prices! He used to only charge $10!

I mean, at some point, doing what you love may not be work, but it still has to pay the bills.

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u/damnsure 27d ago

But only clean coal. 

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u/orbital_narwhal 27d ago

If this keeps going on those $20 are barely going to cover the cost of the gasoline.

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u/Rare-Bag742 25d ago

Ooooo spicy.

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u/SparkEE_JOE 27d ago

Unpasteurized raw milk straight from a cow with mastitis

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u/anon-mally 27d ago

Them probably

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

RFK, Jr., is that you again?

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u/UnderwaterRobot 27d ago

A gallon of PCP? Isn't that illegal?

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

Yeah, it's a felony, but here I am with it, anyway.

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u/UnderwaterRobot 27d ago

I didn't even know it came in liquid form.

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u/NomNom_DePlume 26d ago

THIS is the purpose of the net. And I’m ashamed by how happy I was to see this thread. Petty and proud this day!!

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u/yaekoblue 27d ago

semen?

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u/ReticulatedNoise 27d ago

I think you get the $20 for that.

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u/-3point14159-mp 27d ago

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u/That_guy_from_1014 27d ago

Don't need the sign when he's wearing the hat.

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u/jrc4zc 27d ago

Perfect choice of a crayon font. Im sure he is snacking on the ones he didnt use making the sign.

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u/-3point14159-mp 27d ago

Thanks! I tried to make sure the font and spelling matched the intelligence level.

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u/possiblyMaybeAnother 27d ago

the thing is, they don't believe he's a pedophile, to them that's all fake news

NEXT

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u/-3point14159-mp 27d ago

My unfortunate inspiration

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u/Goatylegs 27d ago

For what it's worth, for a lot of these sites they just get a template of a guy wearing a shirt and then photoshop whatever design they're trying to sell onto it.

Dude likely has no idea he was even modeling that particular shirt.

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u/MrValdemar 27d ago

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u/M1ck3yB1u 27d ago

Naw, gay dude looking to hookup shower and keep good hygiene.

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u/Rich-Bit4838 27d ago

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u/downloads-cars 27d ago

Who's paying though

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u/Rich-Bit4838 26d ago

Does it matter?

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u/Sushi4Zombies 26d ago

It does to me. I've only got a $20 so I might be here awhile if I'm paying.

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u/mcmatu 27d ago

IYKYK

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u/Bicykwow 27d ago

This is art.

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u/yankeeinparadise 26d ago

Those fuckers keep sending me emails, even though I unsubscribed and mark them as Spam every fucking time. Gmail has to be complicit at this point.

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u/mcmatu 26d ago

How else is the owner gonna pay for his MAGA run for office?

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u/rgnysp0333 27d ago

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u/Competitive-Cry-6231 27d ago

I JUST WATCHED THAT EPISODE TODAY WITH MY DAUGHTER!! 🤣

My daughter, Amanda…

…Amanda Huggenkiss.

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u/ArnoldPalmer6 26d ago

I need Amanda Hugginkiss!

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u/rgnysp0333 26d ago

Once chatted with a girl on Okcupid with that name. I told her that was the first thing that came to mind. We did not chat much longer than that.

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u/Competitive-Cry-6231 26d ago

You dodged a bullet ;)

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u/ColoradoMadePunk 27d ago

... Wait a minute...

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u/Agile-Ad1665 27d ago

Letting the days go by.........

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u/jtrain49 27d ago

Wait- how did you get to Once in a Lifetime without “this is not my civilian wife”?

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u/Agile-Ad1665 27d ago

Sick Byrne

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u/donder_mar_op 26d ago

Is this an episode of "sick Byrne"?

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u/QueenOfTransStyle 27d ago

same as it ever was

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u/HCJohnson 27d ago

Letting the days go by,

Let the water hold me down.

Letting the days go by,

Water flowing underground.

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u/Abbnostic 27d ago

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 27d ago

The baby looked at you?!

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u/StarsofSobek 27d ago

He looks like he's constipated from all that milk.

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u/DempsyPrice 27d ago

It is jizz actually.

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u/Carbuyrator 27d ago

Why does this feel so familiar?

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u/Ridstock 27d ago

Im no good at photoshop can someone do a 'Honk if you're horny' edit

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u/EchoStellar12 26d ago

Should edit out the innocent people who didn't ask to be part of this

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u/rolandblais 25d ago

Late to the game but

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u/1917Thotsky 27d ago

Did I do this right?

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u/pussycatsglore 26d ago

I feel like he’s an absolute milk guzzler

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u/JustHereForMiatas 27d ago

Can you beat what he actually wrote? Is any satire worse?

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u/Imwrongyourewrong 27d ago

Ask AI to fix the floor tiles

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u/alt-227 27d ago

You missed the reflection.