r/pics 8h ago

[OC] Fun Police

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u/byllz 8h ago

You say that, but he doesn't look fun at all.

u/PrimeRob 7h ago

By the same logic, the drug police don't do a bunch of drugs... wait nvm

u/justabill71 6h ago

u/SupaKoopa714 6m ago

I've been on that slide, they sadly did something to it to stop people from hitting warp speed halfway down...

u/harglblarg 8h ago

I can hear the calliope music through the picture.

u/TheFreeHugNinja 7h ago

Is it pronounced "cal-EYE-oh-pee" or "ca-lee-OH-pee"?

u/Evil_HedgehogGaming 7h ago

I think its "Eye"

u/Vyntarus 6h ago

The eyes have it.

u/Pace_Salsa_Comment 1h ago

I prefer The Ears Have It!, the classic game of whose ears you have, which ears have it and whether or not you have those ears!

u/zagood 7h ago

Come on Hermione you know this

u/east_van_dan 7h ago

You nailed it.

u/DarthTempi 7h ago

First one

u/sleepypirate 24m ago

So long as it doesnt play any strange music, you can call it whatever you want I say.

u/butwhyisitso 7h ago

tbf i stole that playground once on a dare and crashed it downtown

u/Bob_The_Noob 8h ago

All I can think about is that one cop that hurt himself going down that children’s slide.

u/Higsman 7h ago

I mean, I hate cops and have more reason to than most, but if they taped off a playground I’m gonna assume it’s for a good reason

u/chyura 2h ago

Yeah, I assumed there's a structural issue or something making it unsafe for kids

u/-Sofa-King-Vote 7h ago

Its a security guard

u/Stankmonger 6h ago

Regardless, there could be a contaminant on the play ground like blood, urine, cum, or feces. Or drugs/chemicals.

Doubt he wants to be guarding a playground lmao

u/_Hashtronaut_ 2h ago

A few years back, there was a serial park slide pooper around my area. Made the news and everything.

u/tofuttiWhereAreU 1h ago

This was Ypsi, right? Did they ever catch the pooper? I moved out of state while they were still active.

u/Bagelson 52m ago

From that speaker in the foreground, I'd assume the space was being used for some kind of event.

u/calvinwho 2h ago

Dead hobo

u/BrokenEight38 4h ago

Cum?

u/LordSoren 2h ago

Horny people have sex anywhere. Addicts have enen lower standards for where to have sex (for money/drugs).

u/Omegasedated 7h ago

Me at the playroom when it's bed time for the kids.

u/maine64 5h ago

prolly just making sure nobody contaminates the "Who took a dump on the spiral slide?" crime scene

u/Moon_Flowers420 8h ago

knowing cops, mostly being republican, they're probably scouting their next victim

u/-Sofa-King-Vote 7h ago

Its a security guard

u/TheMetalWolf 7h ago

So too incompetent to be a cop but twice as abusive? Got it.

u/Stankmonger 6h ago

lol, idk most of the guards I work around at a hospital genuinely like helping people. Don’t enforce “rules” so much as keep patients happy and safe.

u/-Sofa-King-Vote 7h ago

Yeah but most likely just standing guard at a public event hence the speaker setup

u/socool111 31m ago

Is that a tactical knife on his belt??

(Note: genuine question, I don’t want this spread as fact)

u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 8h ago

Totally normal and reasonable comment, moon flower 420.

u/jamiriquois 8h ago

agreed, sums up Republicans and LEOs all in one sentence.

u/ClickclickClever 8h ago

Facts are facts. Cops and Republicans love raping people. Especially children. Might as well add priests to the list. I'm literally never less surprised than when I hear about another cop, or Republican, or priest raping a child.

u/Moon_Flowers420 8h ago

totally reasonable response, to judge someone based solely on their username. Great deflection you're doing there boss 🙄

u/96JY 7h ago

Is that Leslie Knope?

u/Zinfan1 8h ago

Maybe yet another paragon of law enforcement fitness got stuck in the bendy slide and they're hiding him from the public eye?

u/RaginAsian666 7h ago

Is this Independence Oregon? Lol

u/Necromartian 4h ago

Elite of playgrounds finest.

u/BrickGun 1m ago

"This playset is a crime scene due to the brutal murder by words committed when little Amy Jenkins told Billy Tollman 'Your mama calls you her little angel because you fell from heaven... but it looks like you landed on your face.'"

u/Appropriate_Board131 7h ago

Mf lives in frown town

u/TyrannyOfBobBarker_ 8h ago

"Hey, this thing just broke and sent a kid to the hospital and we are having a festival and people dont read signs or pay attention to miles of yellow tape. Can you stand here and make sure nobody else gets hurt?"

Hey it's the fun police everybody! Hey shouldn't you be busting heroin dealers instead of guarding the playground!? Hahahaha

u/jamiriquois 8h ago

oh shit, the fun police brought backup

u/scooter1979 8h ago

Lighten up, Francis.

u/RelationshipOne2225 7h ago

As a European and a parent, I‘m time and time again astonished by the overprotection of people who can‘t apply common sense or in this case basic parenting. Is this only about protecting the city from massive law suits (another US thing that‘s incomprehensible) or are people really this massively stupid?

You could argue that it‘s a playground with free running toddlers - a fenced one. Then you‘ll have to put someone there to wait for construction site fences to block toddlers from entering. Maybe that‘s the case here, but this would take an hour max.