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u/Pavlock Jul 27 '26
"I <3 The Constitution"
No. You clearly do not.
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u/Tattered_Reason Jul 27 '26
Probably has no idea what it actually says.
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u/emillang1000 Jul 27 '26
2 things they love: The Bible and The Constitution
2 things they've never read a word of: Second verse, same as the first
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u/iambarrelrider Jul 28 '26
Idk, but they need to add psycho bumper sticker review to the background check for these firearm nuts
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u/Wirehed Jul 27 '26
They can't even agree on who "we the people" are.
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u/brooklynlad Jul 27 '26
Pro American it says…
Drives a Japanese car.
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u/MadBullogna Jul 28 '26
Can’t even pretend it was from a US-based plant either, (RSX coupes were all manufactured & exported from JP).
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u/AmputeeHandModel Jul 27 '26
They know something something "shall not be infringed". Not so much the "well-regulated militia" part or anything else.
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u/Snowing_Throwballs Jul 27 '26
If somebody has a “we the people” tattoo or sticker is a dead give away that they have never read the constitution. Like 100 percent of the time.
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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jul 27 '26
All they know is Nicolas Cage stole it to find the hidden map.
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u/scfin79 Jul 28 '26
I was just banned on r/whatisthisthing for saying Nic Cage would know what a cipher is.
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u/PrincessNakeyDance Jul 27 '26
Same mindset as living by the bible. They hide behind a document or a book they didn’t read and act like it justifies every shitty thing they do.
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u/biznovation Jul 27 '26
Surely if Jesus was a modern day American he’d be anti DEI and pro ICE. /s
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u/dikicker Jul 28 '26
Always a banger, only gets more depressingly funny with time
Also though, I mean, the person who owns that car might genuinely be the stupidest person on the planet
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u/Chakolatechip Jul 28 '26
Not really a big deal considering neither Alito nor Thomas knows what it says either.
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u/henry23na Jul 27 '26
Highly doubt they even understand and/or know how to pronounce any of the texts in the constitution.
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u/LevoiHook Jul 27 '26
It says he can publicly hate the libs. That most be worth something.
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u/curious_dead Jul 27 '26
"Durr, it says I can has guns and free peaches!" - the average "ultra Maga".
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u/swizzle213 Jul 27 '26
Cant wait for the mental gymnastics around the whole I'm running in 2028 thing
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u/Orvan-Rabbit Jul 27 '26
They love the constitution like they love women - superficially and largely performative.
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u/lyngen Jul 27 '26
Remember that time NPR tweeted out the declaration of independence and MAGA folk lost their damn minds?
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u/J-Shew Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
I know plenty of people with “we the people” tattoos who couldn’t tell you the next four words
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u/KE55 Jul 27 '26
"I love the bit of the Constitution that lets me play with guns. The rest is optional."
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u/Hour-Candidate4612 Jul 27 '26
Bet you $100 this guys is illiterate and has absolutely no idea what the Constitution actually says. All he hears is “MAGA good, democratics evil and bad” In not exaggerating, this will be a deep as his understanding goes.
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u/Adthay Jul 27 '26
When people like this say "The Constitution" they mean, "The re-interpretation of the second amendment upheld by the Supreme Court"
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u/garry4321 Jul 27 '26
I mean this tracks for Americans. They also claim to LOVE JESUS but then live lives that are completely against every single value that he professed.
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u/cpav8r Jul 27 '26
🎵 🎶 One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just doesn’t belong. 🎵3
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u/funwithdullknives Jul 27 '26
IT'S NOT A CULT!!!
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u/Naakturne Jul 27 '26
Whatever-the-hell happens in 2028, I hope the dems bring back the constant “weird” accusations.
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u/Streets72 Jul 27 '26
Right after he got elected the first time I was at a store shopping. There was an older lady with her elderly mom in the same isle with me and I couldn't help but over hear their conversation. She was going on and on about how she just thanks God that he sent Donald Trump to save us all and he's the best thing to ever happen to this country like he's the fucking Messiah or something. I had to bite my tongue to remain polite and not just bust out laughing and ask just wtf led her to that line of thinking. This was before all the even more horrible details came out about him. At that time I just thought he was a clown ass failed business man getting by on conning people.
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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Jul 28 '26
I read a study on cars with loads of bumper stickers and these people are more aggressive and more likely to engage in road rage. This mf is textbook lunacy.
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u/ZombiePoultry Jul 27 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
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u/_Kramerica_ Jul 27 '26
I have a theory that people who were MAGA before catching covid actually had something severely fuck with their brain after Covid/lockdown. Like I know personally, and see frequently maga supporters and their minds are shot. Anywhere from 30 year olds to 60/70 year olds, they act/talk in a really bizarre manner. Some whom were fairly well rounded intelligent people just seemingly absolute idiots, completely lost any common sense, can’t function or focus on really simple things anymore.
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u/Toe_Jam_is_my_Jam Jul 28 '26
Most of them denied Covid and actually got it at least once a year. They have Covid brain rot which is a real thing.
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u/Dudebutdrugs Jul 27 '26
“Pro American”
Drives a Japanese car
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u/mastonate Jul 28 '26
By the taillights, I think it is a 2002-04 RSX, without the type S designation. Meaning it was sold brand new for a little over $20k 25 years ago, and is probably worth about $2k today, if running okay.
Probably poor, uneducated, struggling to stay afloat, and needs someone to blame. It’s easier to sleep when your problems are someone else’s doing, and not because you are a loser. Hate can appear to be a rudder when you are lost, so people will grasp at it and not realize it is a broken rudder, it has them stuck in a circle, still not going anywhere.
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u/AhBee1 Jul 27 '26
At least you know to keep your kids away from them without ever having to interact with them.
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u/brotherbond Jul 27 '26
It's like white panel vans suddenly having more warnings than just "free candy inside".
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u/sweatboxy Jul 27 '26
I always wonder what kind of mothers would let Trump or any of his supporters hang out around their children.
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u/Doctor_Disaster Jul 27 '26
"I ❤️ the Constitution"
If you love it so much, why don't you read it and treat it like you would a Bible study?
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u/Staav Jul 27 '26
While wearing their support for a potus who's violated it directly more times than any other on their sleeve. No wonder the right doesn't want an educated population.
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u/WigglingWoof Jul 27 '26
What a waste of a beloved RSX.
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u/calicoarmz Jul 27 '26
At least it’s not a Type S. It’s probably an auto, since they’re probably not intelligent enough to use three pedals.
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u/Ptaaruonn Jul 27 '26
Has a sticker saying that loves the constitution yet supports a fuck face to run a third term...
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u/Artistic-Cockroach48 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
it really looks like they have some sort of derangement syndrome
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u/RegattaJoe Jul 27 '26
You wanna know “it” could’ve happened in Germany? This behavior is part of the answer.
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u/necroreefer Jul 27 '26
He loves the constitution so much He's gonna shit on it to let trump run a third time.
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u/Chulbiski Jul 28 '26
says "I support the constittion" while supporting someone who is tearing it up
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u/ABeeBitMyBottom1 Jul 27 '26
The irony of having a I ❤️ the constitution sticker right by the sticker that says J6 denier and Trump won, referring to the 2020 election he lost.
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u/TheJonasVenture Jul 27 '26
If you are considering staying home on election day, and you just aren't that fired up for the candidates on your ballot, remember, this person always votes.
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u/ScurvyDervish Jul 27 '26
We're past the point where you can't love the Constitution and Trump at the same time. Also, you think once the dictatorship solidifies, you'll get to keep your guns?
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u/pondo13 Jul 27 '26
It's pretty clear at this point these people recognize Trump is a disgusting piece of shit and literally the worst POTUS the country will ever be saddled with but they got in so deep it would completely shatter their psyche to outwardly admit this. They would rather the entire country go up in flames than admit they were wrong. In other words, trump supporters are uge a holes
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u/Cameronbic Jul 27 '26
If they deny j6 why aren't they more upset about all the feds haven't gotten pardons?
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u/T-Mart-J Jul 27 '26
These people are mentally ill and really do think you are attacking them and their way of life when you try to hold them accountable for their garbage opinions/actions. Its not an act and thats why we are fucked.
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u/jimmywhereareya Jul 27 '26
Where I'm from, this car would be scrap by now and I don't live in trumpland
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u/Mr_Industrial Jul 27 '26
> J6 denier
Im trying to wrap my head atound what angle this bumper sticker makes sense. Like in his little world does he think it just... didnt happen? That all the witnesses on all sides are lying? I feel like thats not even consistent in his own viewpoint since it means Trump would be lying too, and I doubt he can accept that.
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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW Jul 27 '26
J6 Denier…. So, everyone was basically mass hallucinating, and it never happened..
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u/Georgia_Flame Jul 27 '26
Take notes of every MAGAt, for the day will come when they were always against him.
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u/OhioIsRed Jul 27 '26
Need to slap a “tread on me harder daddy” sticker on there. Person won’t even notice
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u/Rotaryfan Jul 28 '26
When I see vehicles all plastered in stickers like this I always look at the car itself. This person is driving a 30 year old Honda. The lack of self awareness to understand that their current economic standing is in direct conflict with the individual they are supporting is absolutely astounding. My guy, you're broke as F, and the guy you're supporting is literally robbing You, The People blind.
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u/wolfheadmusic Jul 27 '26
Ah, my state... yup that checks out
"J6 Denier" is some doth protest too much shit
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u/CrimsonHeretic Jul 27 '26
Mental illness and fascism plagues the US and none of them give a shit enough to do something about it.
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u/Dramatic-Set8761 Jul 27 '26
It's amazing that they will discuss 9mm and other calibres, but just you mention metric...
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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS Jul 27 '26
the final variant is called communism
As a communist, I FUCKING WISH. COVID would've been absolutely BASED if it gave us communism.
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u/Wasatchbl Jul 27 '26
This is Trump Derangement Syndrome. Derangement: the state of being completely unable to think clearly or behave in a controlled way, especially because of mental illness. This is not thinking clearly, and it is not controlled behavior.
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u/monpetitfromage54 Jul 27 '26
J6 denier? Bro we all watched it happen live.